| 1. | The governmental meeting which Ron and Leslie are supposed to attend is called: | ||
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The Battle Royale | ||
| Summer Slam | |||
| Budget Battle | |||
| Wrestlemania | |||
| 2. | Discovering Ron's IRS plight, Leslie summons the troops: "Grab your calculator and settle in." Andy grabs a: | ||
| Stapler | |||
| Desk calendar | |||
| Bonzai tree | |||
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Rolodex | ||
| 3. | Ron spends $140 every thirty days to send his mother _____________ every month: | ||
| A recurring subscription to the NRA and peanut butter | |||
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Shotgun shell and cigarettes | ||
| Batteries and applesauce | |||
| Tasers and fire extinguishers | |||
| 4. | Ann Perkins has to record a new PSA for this health condition: | ||
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Diabetes | ||
| Syphilis | |||
| Mumps | |||
| Halitosis | |||
| 5. | With the NBA on strike, Tom is able to get the Pacers' Roy Hibbert to be a basketball-player-in-residence for only, like, | ||
| 105% of Entertainment 720's monthly income | |||
| A case of sneakers and tube socks | |||
| A good night's take from the Snakehole lounge | |||
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75% of his original NBA salary | ||
| 6. | Before renaming him Jello Shot, Jean Ralphio renamed Ben: | ||
| Money Man | |||
| Trey | |||
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Angelo | ||
| R-Boogie | |||
| 7. | Ben estimates that Entertainment 720 will be bankrupt by the end of: | ||
| This fiscal day | |||
| Last Monday | |||
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This sentence | ||
| His not hating the name Jello Shot | |||
| 8. | Which of the following was not a position of influence Tammy I had over Ron? | ||
| She helped deliver him | |||
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She was his Confirmation sponsor | ||
| She was his driver's ed teacher | |||
| She was his babysitter | |||
| 9. | Ron: "Tammy I is my blonde:" | ||
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Chicken | ||
| Nightmare | |||
| Succubus | |||
| Two-dollar bill | |||
| 10. | Moustache-less Ron uses each of the following expressions, which Moustache-d Ron would never even think about using, except for : | ||
| Humpday | |||
| Anyhoo | |||
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LOL | ||
| Cool beans | |||
| 11. | Entertainment 720 hands out free ___________ like they're candy | ||
| Kindles | |||
| Cell phones | |||
| Netbooks | |||
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Ipads | ||
| 12. |
"Are we calling everybody _________ now? Cause honestly, I love that?" "Are we saying ________ anytime we think something's dope? Cause I love *that*!" |
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Baby / Snapple | ||
| Skinny / Twinkle | |||
| Boo / Twizzler | |||
| Home slice / Sweetness | |||
| 13. | We learn that Tammy I assaulted Tammy II with: | ||
| A hatchet | |||
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Acid | ||
| Lobster claws | |||
| Bleach | |||
| 14. | Ron's mother (name: Tammy!) has a room full of just: | ||
| Moonshine | |||
| Taxidermied animal heads | |||
| Cats | |||
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Guns | ||
| 15. | According to Ron, Swanson family mash liquor will do each of the following, except: | ||
| Burn warts off a mule | |||
| Strip paint off a speed boat | |||
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Deforest an acre of dense woodland | ||
| Melt the shell off a garden snail | |||