1. | The governmental meeting which Ron and Leslie are supposed to attend is called: | ||
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The Battle Royale | ||
Summer Slam | |||
Budget Battle | |||
Wrestlemania | |||
2. | Discovering Ron's IRS plight, Leslie summons the troops: "Grab your calculator and settle in." Andy grabs a: | ||
Stapler | |||
Desk calendar | |||
Bonzai tree | |||
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Rolodex | ||
3. | Ron spends $140 every thirty days to send his mother _____________ every month: | ||
A recurring subscription to the NRA and peanut butter | |||
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Shotgun shell and cigarettes | ||
Batteries and applesauce | |||
Tasers and fire extinguishers | |||
4. | Ann Perkins has to record a new PSA for this health condition: | ||
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Diabetes | ||
Syphilis | |||
Mumps | |||
Halitosis | |||
5. | With the NBA on strike, Tom is able to get the Pacers' Roy Hibbert to be a basketball-player-in-residence for only, like, | ||
105% of Entertainment 720's monthly income | |||
A case of sneakers and tube socks | |||
A good night's take from the Snakehole lounge | |||
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75% of his original NBA salary | ||
6. | Before renaming him Jello Shot, Jean Ralphio renamed Ben: | ||
Money Man | |||
Trey | |||
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Angelo | ||
R-Boogie | |||
7. | Ben estimates that Entertainment 720 will be bankrupt by the end of: | ||
This fiscal day | |||
Last Monday | |||
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This sentence | ||
His not hating the name Jello Shot | |||
8. | Which of the following was not a position of influence Tammy I had over Ron? | ||
She helped deliver him | |||
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She was his Confirmation sponsor | ||
She was his driver's ed teacher | |||
She was his babysitter | |||
9. | Ron: "Tammy I is my blonde:" | ||
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Chicken | ||
Nightmare | |||
Succubus | |||
Two-dollar bill | |||
10. | Moustache-less Ron uses each of the following expressions, which Moustache-d Ron would never even think about using, except for : | ||
Humpday | |||
Anyhoo | |||
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LOL | ||
Cool beans | |||
11. | Entertainment 720 hands out free ___________ like they're candy | ||
Kindles | |||
Cell phones | |||
Netbooks | |||
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Ipads | ||
12. |
"Are we calling everybody _________ now? Cause honestly, I love that?" "Are we saying ________ anytime we think something's dope? Cause I love *that*!" |
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Baby / Snapple | ||
Skinny / Twinkle | |||
Boo / Twizzler | |||
Home slice / Sweetness | |||
13. | We learn that Tammy I assaulted Tammy II with: | ||
A hatchet | |||
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Acid | ||
Lobster claws | |||
Bleach | |||
14. | Ron's mother (name: Tammy!) has a room full of just: | ||
Moonshine | |||
Taxidermied animal heads | |||
Cats | |||
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Guns | ||
15. | According to Ron, Swanson family mash liquor will do each of the following, except: | ||
Burn warts off a mule | |||
Strip paint off a speed boat | |||
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Deforest an acre of dense woodland | ||
Melt the shell off a garden snail | |||