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"Pilot": What stripper name does Jess finally decide to go with when she surprises Spencer at their apartment with a not-so-sexy striptease?
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Two Boobs Johnson
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Tiger Boobs
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Rebecca De Hornay
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Cinnamon LaRue
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"Pilot": What song do Schmidt, Coach and Nick break out into when they rescue Jess from being stood up at the restaurant?
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Everything I Do (I Do It For You)
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Have I Told You Lately (That I Love You)
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My Heart Will Go On
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(I've Had) The Time of My Life
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"Kryptonite": With Winston moving back into the apartment - what object does he try to get back from Schmidt?
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The Big Room
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The Remote for the TV
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The Jam-Boree T-Shirt
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The Robe of Destiny
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"Wedding": When looking at which dress Jess was going to wear to the wedding - what did Schmidt want to think when he saw Jess in her dress?
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Boing!!!
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When I see you, I want to be thinking who let the dirty slut out of the sluthouse?
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How's my hair look?
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I wonder if she's wearing panties
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"Naked": What embarrassing activity is Nick doing when Jess walks in on him?
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Nick is naked and shaving all his body hair.
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Watching Backstreet Boys videos
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Pleasuring himself while looking at the Victoria's Secret catalogue
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Dancing naked to reggae music in front of a full length mirror
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"Cece Crashes": What is Schmidt afraid of up on the roof?
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A bird raised by cats
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A dog with three legs
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A cat raised by birds
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It's just creepy up there...
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"Thanksgiving": Which actor plays Paul, the music teacher at Jess' school that Jess is crushing on and invites to the apartment for Thanksgiving?
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Justin Long
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Howie Long
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Bruce Willis
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David Schwimmer
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"Bells": What type of quartet does Jess teach (with Winston's help) to play Yankee Doodle Dandy?
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Barbershop quartet
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Drumline quartet
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Handbell quartet
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Electric bass quartet
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"Bad in Bed": Why does Nick get stressed confirming his hair appointment?
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He and Schmidt used to have the same haircut, and Nick doesn't want to end up looking like a douche
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He dreads getting stuck in a chair and being forced to make conversation
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He has a fear of scissors
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He's broke and doesn't want to spend his last $40 on a hair cut when he could go out for sushi instead
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"The 23rd": On the way to drop Nick off at the airport (finally) what do the gang stop to do?
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They stop and bang on doors so Jess can see Candy Cane Lane lit up for Christmas
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They stop to return Schmidt's sexy Santa shorts
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They stop to debate whether Jess' gift for Paul of a 50 year old smoker's heart really was terrible
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They stop to ask directions to the airport
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"The Story of the 50": What celebrity did Schmidt lose the party bus to - sending his 29th birthday party plans into chaos?
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Charlie Sheen
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Nicholas Cage
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Frankie Muniz
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Rebecca DeMornay
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"Jess and Julia": At the end of this episode, Schmidt finds out why his towel is always damp. Why is has it always been damp?
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The bathroom is just too humid
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Nick thought that he was using his own towel all along, when he was using Schmidt's towel
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Nick would run Schmidt's towel under running water every night before he went to bed
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Faulty Towel
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"The Landlord": Which one is NOT one of Schmidt's 2007 resolutions written on the paper that Winston found in the closet?
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Stop pursuing Caroline she's Nick's girl. Deal with it.
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Find out where Winston gets his sparkle and steal it.
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Stop eating so much CHEESE already
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Just pick a color of Crocs and buy them already
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"Valentine's Day": Which book does Schmidt quote about being an expert in flirting because "I have my 10,000 hours" when he's trying to help Jess pick up a random guy at the bar?
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Outliers - Malcolm Gladwell
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The Bible - GOD
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He's Just Not That Into You - Liz Tuccillo / Greg Behrendt
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Silence of the Lambs - Thomas Harris
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"Bully": What happens when Jess sings a song in class to let the students know that it isn't okay to bully another student?
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Brianna tapes the performance, edits it and posts it on YouTube. It makes Jess look like a fool
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The kids all magically turn into wonderful children who do what they are told.
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A music exec sees the performance while walking by the classroom, and offers Jess a million dollar contract
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Jess gets fired. The song sucked.
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"Injured": Which does NOT happen while Nick sees Jess' OB-GYN Sadie to deal with his back ache (since Nick doesn't have insurance)
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Sadie watches Nick take a drink of water and wants to examine his thyroid. She sets up an ultrasound for him
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Sadie clarifies it is not an official exam and tells Nick NOT to take the pills that she gives him for the pain
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Sadie says that the pills she gave him are designed for severe menstrual cramps so they should help his baby back ache
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Sadie asks Nick out on a date
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"Control": What happened when Jess upset the ecosystem by telling Schmidt to be spontaneous?
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Pan to a shirtless Schmidt playing in a drum circle (and Schmidt washed his hands in a public restroom while not breaking eye contact with a guy on a toilet)
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Nothing - Schmidt can't be spontaneous. EVER.
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Schmidt ate a donut that he found in the garbage
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Schmidt had unprotected sex with two Russian models
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"Fancyman (Part 1)": Who plays Russell, the father of one of Jess' students, and her new love interest?
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Dylan McDermot
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Bruce Willis
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Dermot Mulroney
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Damon Wayans Sr.
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"Fancyman (Part 2)": When CeCe tries to seduce Schmidt by showing him her breasts, he declines the invitation, but does say hi to her boobs. What does he call them?
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Thelma and Louise
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Harold and Kumar
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Hall and Oates
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Biggie and Tupac
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"Secrets": When Nick asks Schmidt to teach him how to be a douchebag - Schmidt realizes that Nick can't lie - so he has to make sure it is S S V. What is S S V?
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Serious Silly Vain
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Short Simple Vague
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Serious Silly Vague
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Suddenly Seeking Viagra
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"Normal": What game do Jess, Russell, and the boys play in the apartment?
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Spin the Bottle
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Twister
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True American
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Charades
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"Kids": How did Russell's daughter Sara know Nick's new girl Chloe?
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Chloe used to babysit Sara
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They are cousins
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They used to take the same school bus
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They went to the same dance classes
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"Tomatoes": Which song does Jess break into when her parents (in a flashback) and later Russell and Ooly are fighting?
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Surrender by Cheap Trick (Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird)
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Final Countdown by Europe (I guess there is no one to blame, We're leaving ground (leaving ground))
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Fight For Your Right by the Beastie Boys (Don't step outta this house if that's the close you're gonna wear)
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Lady by Lionel Richie (In my eyes I see no one else but you)
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"Backslide": What is one of the main complaints that Jess has about Paul (BEFORE she finds out he's got a serious girlfriend)?
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He doesn't shower
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His hair is prettier than hers
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He's the world's WORST crier (looks like a slow motion sneeze)
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He wears Crocs all the time
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"See Ya": What is the one book Schmidt has on his Kindle - and is the way he tries to drive CeCe away?
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Old Yeller
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White Fang
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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Silence of the Lambs
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