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Ron has just seen Tammy I. After informing Leslie that he's accrued 228 personal days and putting her in charge, he grabs a survival pack he has stashed:
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In an air duct
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In a maintenance closet
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Under Chris's desk
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In the meat locker in this office
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2.
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In anticipation of her candidacy announcement, Leslie has prepared a position paper on:
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Power through cold fusion
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Preservation of the Florida wetlands
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A playoff system in Division I college football
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Egyptian debt relief
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3.
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Leslie has an action figure, which she made herself, of which prominent female?
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Margaret Thatcher
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Geraldine Ferraro
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Joan of Arc
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Hillary Rodham Clinton
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Leslie tries to cover for the fact that she's been meeting with people about the campaign by stating she'd come from a meeting of the ladies:
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Yacht club
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Dinner theater review board
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Auxiliary bake sale committee
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Lingerie football league
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5.
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Tom issues his black-on-black business cards with this warning:
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They may or may not cause cervical cancer
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They will make you 110% more appealing to the opposite sex
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They will destroy your credit cards
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They attract yellowjackets
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6.
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Chris describes the testicles as the _______ of the genitals system:
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Appendix
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Duodenum
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Nose
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Ears
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Someone sent a photo of his wang to every female in the Pawnee government. That someone turns out to be an employee of the:
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Parks department
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Sewage department
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Public relations department
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Mayor's office
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...and said dude, we learn, wanted the small college experience so he graduated from:
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Sarah Lawrence
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Bryn Mawr
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Colgate
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Penn State
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9.
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Ann diagnoses Joe has having this affliction:
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Lyme disease
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A hernia
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Scurvy
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Mumps
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10.
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Leslie seeks safe haven at Ron's cabin. Ron has three rules for her staying with him, all of which center around the tenant:
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No talking
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No doubting yourself
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Respect wildlife except for when you want to eat it
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No shooting him
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11.
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The Entertainment720 swag that Tom distributes includes each of the following, except:
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Flyswatters
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A Rubiks cube
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Portable strobe light
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A bra
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12.
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Leslie: "I always carry _________ in my car."
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Bear trap balm
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Eyebrow regrowing salve
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Emergency s'more rations
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Truth serum
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13.
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The campaign button which Ben *finally* presents to Leslie reads:
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Hope for Knope
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Knope Knows
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Knope 2012
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Vote Knope
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14.
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Ben characterizes Leslie's recent sleeping campaign speeches as:
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Hopeful and relentless
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Specific and moving
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Poignant and bloodthirsty
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Promising yet despairing
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15.
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Portrayed chillingly by ________, Tammy I briefly appears, notifying Ron of his audit and vaguely mocking April's breasts:
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Tilda Swinton
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Patricia Clarkson
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Toni Collette
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Doris Roberts
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