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![]() The Monty Burns Casino is being demolished, but it’s the employees Mr Burns is worried about. Where will the card sharks, bottom-dealers and shills go? |
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| they have all transferred to Mr Burns’ health insurance company | |||
| they will be reassigned to Mr Burns’ concert ticket sales division | |||
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they will manage Mr Burns’ chain of nursing homes | ||
| they have been hired by the Fox Network | |||
| 2. |
![]() ComicBook Guy insists that the car wash employee take care of his valuable and humorous bumper stickers, which include all of the following except: |
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| I Brake For Tribbles | |||
| My Other Car Is A Millennium Falcon | |||
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How’s My Driving? Call NCC-1701 | ||
| My Child Is An Honor Student at Starfleet Academy | |||
| 3. |
![]() All of the following bands play wuss rock, except: |
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| Air Supply | |||
| Loggins and Oates | |||
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Chicago | ||
| Pablo Cruise | |||
| 4. |
![]() Fill in the blank: How did ____________ get half price? |
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Churchy La Femme | ||
| Goody Four-Eyes | |||
| Jesus’ So-Called Best Friend | |||
| Mr Too Holy To Pee In The Font | |||
| 5. |
![]() Ned Flanders is sixty, but he’s never lived a day in his life. He’s never done any of the following, except possibly: |
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| eaten an entire birthday cake and blamed it on the dog | |||
| snuck out of church to break into cars | |||
| licked maple syrup off his lover’s stomach | |||
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killed a member of an endangered species because it might be the last chance anyone has | ||
| 6. |
![]() Abe and Jasper have been car-jacked. Where do the young ladies want to go? |
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| T.J. Maxx | |||
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DressBarn | ||
| Nordstrom’s | |||
| Burlington Coat Factory | |||
| 7. |
![]() Ned enrolls in the Homer Simpson program, so it’s off to Las Vegas! Who does Homer run over? |
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| Carrot Top | |||
| Gallagher | |||
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Joan Rivers | ||
| Don Rickles | |||
| 8. |
![]() Lance Murdoch is performing a stunt involving all of the following except: |
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| cracking the safe on his head while... | |||
| … riding his suicycle through a ring of fire... | |||
| ... and also over dog-do... | |||
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... all done while chugging a beer | ||
| 9. |
![]() Games of chance are strictly forbidden by: |
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| Ecclesiastes 3 | |||
| Leviticus 9 | |||
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Deuteronomy 7 | ||
| Numbers 5 | |||
| 10. |
![]() Ned makes a drink order which results in an unpleasant chain of events. What is it? |
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a white wine spritzer | ||
| limoncello and tonic | |||
| low-calorie Pimm’s | |||
| vermouth and Sprite | |||
| 11. |
![]() Homer and Ned have found they are married to two new wives. Which one is Ned’s wife? |
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| Amber | |||
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Ginger | ||
| Roxie | |||
| Candy | |||
| 12. |
![]() Homer, Ned, Amber and Ginger were married as husbands and wives thanks to the power divested to the Minister by the: |
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Chicago outfit | ||
| Detroit outfit | |||
| St. Louis outfit | |||
| Pittsburgh outfit | |||
| 13. |
![]() There’s so much more two wives could do for Homer! He hears digging, but he doesn’t hear: |
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chopping | ||
| scrubbing | |||
| mowing | |||
| cooking | |||
| 14. |
![]() Homer and Ned are set upon by Vegas notables including Gunter and Ernst, Drederick Tatum and the Moody Blues. Which Moody Blue pulls a knife from his flute and declares “I want fatty!”? |
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| Graeme Edge | |||
| Justin Hayward | |||
| Jon Lodge | |||
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Ray Thomas | ||
| 15. |
![]() Homer develops a story so he and Ned can set things straight with Marge and Maude. The story involves: |
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| Ned being wrongfully arrested for murder | |||
| Homer and Ned entering a cross-country road race to win a million dollars for their wives | |||
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Ned being gang-probed | ||
| Homer rescuing cats from a burning veterinary clinic | |||