The Monty Burns Casino is being demolished, but it’s the employees Mr Burns is worried about. Where will the card sharks, bottom-dealers and shills go?
|they have all transferred to Mr Burns’ health insurance company|
|they will be reassigned to Mr Burns’ concert ticket sales division|
|they will manage Mr Burns’ chain of nursing homes|
|they have been hired by the Fox Network|
ComicBook Guy insists that the car wash employee take care of his valuable and humorous bumper stickers, which include all of the following except:
|I Brake For Tribbles|
|My Other Car Is A Millennium Falcon|
|How’s My Driving? Call NCC-1701|
|My Child Is An Honor Student at Starfleet Academy|
All of the following bands play wuss rock, except:
|Loggins and Oates|
Fill in the blank: How did ____________ get half price?
|Churchy La Femme|
|Jesus’ So-Called Best Friend|
|Mr Too Holy To Pee In The Font|
Ned Flanders is sixty, but he’s never lived a day in his life. He’s never done any of the following, except possibly:
|eaten an entire birthday cake and blamed it on the dog|
|snuck out of church to break into cars|
|licked maple syrup off his lover’s stomach|
|killed a member of an endangered species because it might be the last chance anyone has|
Abe and Jasper have been car-jacked. Where do the young ladies want to go?
|Burlington Coat Factory|
Ned enrolls in the Homer Simpson program, so it’s off to Las Vegas! Who does Homer run over?
Lance Murdoch is performing a stunt involving all of the following except:
|cracking the safe on his head while...|
|… riding his suicycle through a ring of fire...|
|... and also over dog-do...|
|... all done while chugging a beer|
Games of chance are strictly forbidden by:
Ned makes a drink order which results in an unpleasant chain of events. What is it?
|a white wine spritzer|
|limoncello and tonic|
|vermouth and Sprite|
Homer and Ned have found they are married to two new wives. Which one is Ned’s wife?
Homer, Ned, Amber and Ginger were married as husbands and wives thanks to the power divested to the Minister by the:
|St. Louis outfit|
There’s so much more two wives could do for Homer! He hears digging, but he doesn’t hear:
Homer and Ned are set upon by Vegas notables including Gunter and Ernst, Drederick Tatum and the Moody Blues. Which Moody Blue pulls a knife from his flute and declares “I want fatty!”?
Homer develops a story so he and Ned can set things straight with Marge and Maude. The story involves:
|Ned being wrongfully arrested for murder|
|Homer and Ned entering a cross-country road race to win a million dollars for their wives|
|Ned being gang-probed|
|Homer rescuing cats from a burning veterinary clinic|