A field trip to the Post Office yields Bart a Valu-Qual coupon book, which includes all of the following coupons except:
|a complimentary tango lesson|
|free foot pain analysis|
|on the house eyebrow waxing|
|a smooth, refreshing colonic|
Homer meets travel agent Wally Kogen when they both get scammed on the:
|free wheel balancing|
|free oil change|
|free spark plug change|
|free repair estimate|
Moe’s favourite team is in the Super Bowl! Ever since he was a boy he’s always loved the:
|New York Jets|
Homer has signed up quite a few people to go to the Super Bowl, including all of the following except:
|Comic Book Guy|
|Old Jewish Man|
The Springfielders arrive at the Super Bowl! How old is the oldest surviving NFL player?
Troy Aikman is drawing caricatures. According to Troy, everyone likes:
Meanwhile, who has opened a “Catch a Pass” booth?
Marge and Lisa fear that Vincent Price may have lent his name to which shoddy product?
|Vincent Price’s Potato Excitement|
|Vincent Price’s Macaroni Spooktacular|
|Vincent Price’s Popcorn Mystery|
|Vincent Price’s Egg Magic|
You should have known the grave would never hold Vincent Price. If you’re calling about the missing feet, leave your address the his replacement feet will be shipped over by his grandson:
Homer’s tickets to the Super Bowl are counterfeit. What is not one of the give-aways?
|the hologram is missing|
|there’s no such team as the Spungos|
|they say “Do Not Accept, Mr Super Bowl Ticket Taker”|
|they are printed on some sort of cracker|
According to a particularly salacious Super Bowl commercial, what organisation has made a few “changes”?
|the Red Cross|
|the Supreme Court|
|the Catholic Church|
Where is Euro Dollyworld?
The Springfielders have broken into Rupert Murdoch’s sky-box. How does Rupert Murdoch describe himself?
|inventor of Fox News|
They didn’t get to see any football, but the Springfielders make it into the locker room with the winning team, and Homer accepts a congratulatory phone call from President [Clinton], only to be interrupted by a towel-snap from:
The Springfielders get on the bus back to Springfield. What is Carl going to do with his Super Bowl ring?
|give it to his wife|
|give it to his alma mater|
|give it to Lenny|
|give it to charity|