It’s That’s Edu-Tainment!, the Springfield Elementary faculty talent show, featuring Mrs Krabappel doing a balloon striptease, to the tune of:
|Hey Big Spender|
|Sugar In My Bowl|
|Nobody Does It Better|
Skinner and Chalmers perform an homage to the comedy stylings of:
|Abbott and Costello|
|Peter Cook and Dudley Moore|
|Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis|
|Cheech and Chong|
The act after intermission features all of the following except:
|tennis racket guitars|
|rocking out to Aerosmith|
Whose cross-country exit from the school grounds inspires Homer to buy a Canyonero?
|Comic Book Guy’s|
|Krusty the Clown’s|
Homer almost buys a Canyonero from Gil. When Gil phones home to tell his wife, who is there with her?
Homer has accidentally purchased the F-Series, causing Carl and Lenny to think Homer is one of those hot-to-trot soccer moms. Homer really should have noticed the:
|matching purse in the glove compartment|
|Swarovski crystal gear-stick|
The Canyonero can fit 32 bags of groceries! Who is on the Wheaties box?
|Shaquille O’Neal as Ka’zam|
Marge is too preoccupied with her new car to pay attention to Homer’s:
|extremely large pork rind|
|potato chip that looks like Pac-Man|
|pretzel shaped like boobs|
Meanwhile, Bart tries out a new alter ego, called:
|Baron von Chickenpants|
Marge is pulled over by Chief Wiggum for road rage and is required to attend traffic school. Who is not one of the other attendees?
|Krusty the Clown|
Anger is what makes America great, but you must find a proper outlet for your rage. What is not one of the proper outlets suggested by the instruction video?
|write a threatening letter to a celebrity|
|pick a fight with someone weaker than you|
|strangling a live chicken|
|fire a weapon at the television screen|
Homer’s trip to the Wild Animal Park does not go as planned. What has he seen that is more exciting?
The chain of events that ends with a rhino stampede begins with Bart issuing his slingshot on a:
Where did Marge learn all about SUVs and rhinos?
Homer would like to read the following statement, but he does so under… his own free will. It has come to his attention that which network sucks?