According to the chalkboard gag, no one wants to hear about Bart’s:
|night of passion|
It’s the start of television’s second-most exciting season – midseason! What is not one of the shows featured?
|America’s Funniest Tornadoes|
|All In The Family 1999|
|Apes Go Ape|
There is one good show – Police Cops! Featuring one Detective Homer Simpson! In the pilot episode of Police Cops, what is Homer Simpson’s catch-phrase?
|“Freeze! This is the Police Cops!”|
|“That’s what’s coming to scumbags like you.”|
|“And that’s the end of that chapter”|
|“I’ll be back to pick you up later.”|
Homer insists that Detective Homer Simpson was based on him. And what does he have to prove it?
|his trademark Redvine|
|his trademark scarf|
|his trademark alligator|
|his trademark hat with a feather in it|
Detective Homer Simpson having the same name as Homer is just a coincidence. Like that guy who stole Homer’s car stereo. What was his name?
|Anthony Michael Hall|
Who was Homecoming Queen at Homer’s high school?
Police Cops has been re-tooled, and Detective Homer Simpson has gone from cool to stupid. His new catch phrase includes a reference to which canned pasta product?
|macaroni and cheese|
Detective Homer Simpson is now the comic relief, like:
|Gary Oldman in Dracula|
|Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now|
|Bill Pullman in Independence Day|
|Mark Hamill in Star Wars|
Homer wants to legally change his name. Which is not one of his requested names?
|Socrates J. Mozart|
|Rembrandt Q. Einstein|
|Handsome B. Wonderful|
Homer’s new name is Max Power. Max Power’s theme song is sung to the tune of the theme of:
|The Magnificent Seven|
Max Power meets another person with a great name – Trent Steel. What food does Trent introduce Max to?
At Trent’s party, who does Homer pretend not to see?
President Clinton is also at the party! He knows Marge doesn’t think she’s good enough for him, but he’s done it with real no-foolin’:
President Clinton’s dance with Marge is interrupted because who has the bomb?
Homer suggests that Marge try out a new name. What is not one of his suggestions?
|Chesty La Rue|
|Busty St Clair|