| 1. |
![]() It’s the first game of the Springfield Isotopes’ season. Who sings the national anthem before the game? |
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| Weird Al Yankovich | |||
| Wang Chung | |||
| David Lee Roth | |||
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Cyndi Lauper | ||
| 2. |
![]() Homer wants the ‘topes to hurry up and lose so the Simpsons can get out of there. But you’ve got to support the team – they’ve been threatening to move to where? |
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| Hoboken | |||
| Brownsville | |||
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Moose Jaw | ||
| French Lick | |||
| 3. |
![]() That sniper at the All-Star game turned out to be a blessing in disguise, and the Isotopes are in the championship game. Unfortunately for Moe, no one touches his: |
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| fondue | |||
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rumaki | ||
| samosas | |||
| devilled eggs | |||
| 4. |
![]() After the ‘topes victory, Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney go on a drunken rampage. What song do they sing in the boys’ locker room at Springfield Elementary? |
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We Are The Champions | ||
| Take Me Out To The Ball Game | |||
| Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye | |||
| Sweet Caroline | |||
| 5. |
![]() The damage Homer and his friends did to the school is blamed on no-good punk kids, and a curfew is established. Of the following, which is not given by Homer as an example of bad things being named for children? |
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| acting childish | |||
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kidney failure | ||
| kidnapping | |||
| child abuse | |||
| 6. |
![]() Chief Wiggum enforces the curfew, but Nelson gives him an ID in the name of: |
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| Comic Book Guy | |||
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Dr Hibbert | ||
| Ned Flanders | |||
| Apu Nahasapeemapetilon | |||
| 7. |
![]() The Simpson children are so bored they are willing to play a board game. Which game do they settle for? |
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| Citizenship | |||
| The Game of Lent | |||
| Energy Shortage | |||
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Hippo in the House | ||
| 8. |
![]() In desperation, the kids turn on the TV, only to find what show is playing? |
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Don’t Go There | ||
| Talk To The Hand | |||
| Oh No You Didn’t | |||
| So Sue Me | |||
| 9. |
![]() Bart and Lisa catch an ad for the drive-in, which is playing “The Bloodening”. What is Milhouse watching? |
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| Barney & Friends | |||
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Teletubbies | ||
| Wishbone | |||
| Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends | |||
| 10. |
![]() The children in The Bloodening know all of the adults’ secrets, which include all of the following except: |
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| the vicar has been pilfering the poor box | |||
| the police constable has been sneaking puddings | |||
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the chimneysweep has been poisoning the postman’s fruitcake | ||
| the doctor and the boot-black have been rogering the fishwife in the crumpet shop | |||
| 11. |
![]() The children of Springfield bring a very special presentation called “We Know All Your Secrets”. Who is revealed as a wearer of control-top pantyhose? |
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| Kent Brockman | |||
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Chief Wiggum | ||
| Reverend Lovejoy | |||
| Seymour Skinner | |||
| 12. |
![]() And guess who is outed as practising medicine without a licence? |
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| Dr Hibbert | |||
| Dr Nick Riviera | |||
| Moe Syszlak | |||
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Homer Simpson | ||
| 13. |
![]() The adults bring their complaints to the children in song form. What is not one of the lyrics? |
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Kids, you’re all just rotten, misbegotten hoodlums! | ||
| Channel-hopping, Ritalin-popping monkeys! | |||
| I can nag and nag 'til my hair turns blue! | |||
| We ought to drown you just like cats! | |||
| 14. |
![]() The kids counter-claim that the adults run the kids’ lives like they are: |
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| Emperor Palpatine | |||
| Mrs Iselin | |||
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Colonel Klink | ||
| Dr Phil | |||
| 15. |
![]() The song is interrupted by the elderly of Springfield, who have been trying to get some sleep. What time is it? |
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| almost half past five | |||
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almost six fifteen | ||
| almost seven thirty | |||
| almost eight o’clock | |||