Here’s another news flush from Bill and Marty. What do doctors say of the life expectancy of the average man?
Homer imagines his funeral in the Graveyard of the Future. Who is President?
Which fictional characters attend Homer’s imaginary funeral?
|Heckle and Jeckle|
|Yogi Bear and Boo Boo|
|Pinky and the Brain|
|Waldorf and Stadler|
Homer has wasted half his life. He has three memories. What is not one of them?
|standing in line for a movie|
|staring at the fridge|
|having a key made|
|sitting here talking to Marge|
The Simpsons have made a movie to show Homer how much he has accomplished in his 39 years. Who makes a special guest appearance?
|Ponch, from CHiPS|
|KITT, from Knight Rider|
|B.A. Baracus, from The A-Team|
|Alf, from Alf|
Of the following, what did Thomas Edison not invent?
|the induction motor|
|the stock ticker|
Where did Lisa learn about Edison’s inventions?
|a bubble gum wrapper|
|a placemat at a restaurant|
Homer is learning about Edison at the school library. What has he also been reading?
|Hardy Boys Mysteries|
|the Goosebumps series|
|a book about our changing bodies|
Homer bores the other patrons at Moe’s with factoids about Edison. What is not one of them?
|his favourite flower was the heliotrope|
|he was a firm believer in Fletcherism|
|the Netherlands named their version of the Grammys after him|
|he never ever wore pyjamas|
Where does Homer keep his inventing files?
|the cat’s litter-box|
|the vegetable crisper|
Frink isn’t worried that Homer has stolen his idea for hamburger earmuffs – these babies will be in stores while he’s still grappling with what?
|the secret sauce|
|the hot burger/cold lettuce ratio|
|the cheese-melt multiplicity|
|the pickle matrix|
Homer has the four greatest inventions in the history of mankind. What is not one of them?
|the “Everything’s OK” alarm|
|the retractable butter stick|
|the Lazy-Man Reclining Toilet Chair|
|the make-up gun|
What are tour groups at the museum not ordinarily allowed to see?
|Edison’s room of stolen inventions|
|Edison’s cryogenically frozen body|
|Edison’s perpetual motion machine|
|Edison’s actual preserved brain|
How can you recognise the phony Pope?
|by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth|
|by his Karate Kid headband and entourage of hoochies|
|by his bowl haircut and disgusting stench|
|by his Hitler moustache and extremely tight jeans|
What brilliant invention (of Homer’s) is expected to generate millions for Edison’s already wealthy heirs?
|the self-balancing toothbrush|
|the electric hammer|
|the measuring-tape belt|
|the six-pack bottle carrier|