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![]() Here’s another news flush from Bill and Marty. What do doctors say of the life expectancy of the average man? |
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| 72.2 years | |||
| 74.2 years | |||
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76.2 years | ||
| 78.2 years | |||
| 2. |
![]() Homer imagines his funeral in the Graveyard of the Future. Who is President? |
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Lenny | ||
| Carl | |||
| Moe | |||
| Barney | |||
| 3. |
![]() Which fictional characters attend Homer’s imaginary funeral? |
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Heckle and Jeckle | ||
| Yogi Bear and Boo Boo | |||
| Pinky and the Brain | |||
| Waldorf and Stadler | |||
| 4. |
![]() Homer has wasted half his life. He has three memories. What is not one of them? |
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| standing in line for a movie | |||
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staring at the fridge | ||
| having a key made | |||
| sitting here talking to Marge | |||
| 5. |
![]() The Simpsons have made a movie to show Homer how much he has accomplished in his 39 years. Who makes a special guest appearance? |
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| Ponch, from CHiPS | |||
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KITT, from Knight Rider | ||
| B.A. Baracus, from The A-Team | |||
| Alf, from Alf | |||
| 6. |
![]() Of the following, what did Thomas Edison not invent? |
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| the fluoroscope | |||
| the microphone | |||
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the induction motor | ||
| the stock ticker | |||
| 7. |
![]() Where did Lisa learn about Edison’s inventions? |
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| a bubble gum wrapper | |||
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a placemat at a restaurant | ||
| public television | |||
| USA Today | |||
| 8. |
![]() Homer is learning about Edison at the school library. What has he also been reading? |
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Hardy Boys Mysteries | ||
| the Goosebumps series | |||
| Judy Blume | |||
| a book about our changing bodies | |||
| 9. |
![]() Homer bores the other patrons at Moe’s with factoids about Edison. What is not one of them? |
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| his favourite flower was the heliotrope | |||
| he was a firm believer in Fletcherism | |||
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the Netherlands named their version of the Grammys after him | ||
| he never ever wore pyjamas | |||
| 10. |
![]() Where does Homer keep his inventing files? |
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| the VCR | |||
| the cat’s litter-box | |||
| the vegetable crisper | |||
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the dryer | ||
| 11. |
![]() Frink isn’t worried that Homer has stolen his idea for hamburger earmuffs – these babies will be in stores while he’s still grappling with what? |
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| the secret sauce | |||
| the hot burger/cold lettuce ratio | |||
| the cheese-melt multiplicity | |||
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the pickle matrix | ||
| 12. |
![]() Homer has the four greatest inventions in the history of mankind. What is not one of them? |
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| the “Everything’s OK” alarm | |||
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the retractable butter stick | ||
| the Lazy-Man Reclining Toilet Chair | |||
| the make-up gun | |||
| 13. |
![]() What are tour groups at the museum not ordinarily allowed to see? |
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| Edison’s room of stolen inventions | |||
| Edison’s cryogenically frozen body | |||
| Edison’s perpetual motion machine | |||
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Edison’s actual preserved brain | ||
| 14. |
![]() How can you recognise the phony Pope? |
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by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth | ||
| by his Karate Kid headband and entourage of hoochies | |||
| by his bowl haircut and disgusting stench | |||
| by his Hitler moustache and extremely tight jeans | |||
| 15. |
![]() What brilliant invention (of Homer’s) is expected to generate millions for Edison’s already wealthy heirs? |
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| the self-balancing toothbrush | |||
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the electric hammer | ||
| the measuring-tape belt | |||
| the six-pack bottle carrier | |||