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Here’s another news flush from Bill and Marty. What do doctors say of the life expectancy of the average man? |
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72.2 years | |||
74.2 years | |||
76.2 years | |||
78.2 years | |||
2. |
Homer imagines his funeral in the Graveyard of the Future. Who is President? |
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Lenny | |||
Carl | |||
Moe | |||
Barney | |||
3. |
Which fictional characters attend Homer’s imaginary funeral? |
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Heckle and Jeckle | |||
Yogi Bear and Boo Boo | |||
Pinky and the Brain | |||
Waldorf and Stadler | |||
4. |
Homer has wasted half his life. He has three memories. What is not one of them? |
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standing in line for a movie | |||
staring at the fridge | |||
having a key made | |||
sitting here talking to Marge | |||
5. |
The Simpsons have made a movie to show Homer how much he has accomplished in his 39 years. Who makes a special guest appearance? |
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Ponch, from CHiPS | |||
KITT, from Knight Rider | |||
B.A. Baracus, from The A-Team | |||
Alf, from Alf | |||
6. |
Of the following, what did Thomas Edison not invent? |
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the fluoroscope | |||
the microphone | |||
the induction motor | |||
the stock ticker | |||
7. |
Where did Lisa learn about Edison’s inventions? |
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a bubble gum wrapper | |||
a placemat at a restaurant | |||
public television | |||
USA Today | |||
8. |
Homer is learning about Edison at the school library. What has he also been reading? |
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Hardy Boys Mysteries | |||
the Goosebumps series | |||
Judy Blume | |||
a book about our changing bodies | |||
9. |
Homer bores the other patrons at Moe’s with factoids about Edison. What is not one of them? |
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his favourite flower was the heliotrope | |||
he was a firm believer in Fletcherism | |||
the Netherlands named their version of the Grammys after him | |||
he never ever wore pyjamas | |||
10. |
Where does Homer keep his inventing files? |
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the VCR | |||
the cat’s litter-box | |||
the vegetable crisper | |||
the dryer | |||
11. |
Frink isn’t worried that Homer has stolen his idea for hamburger earmuffs – these babies will be in stores while he’s still grappling with what? |
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the secret sauce | |||
the hot burger/cold lettuce ratio | |||
the cheese-melt multiplicity | |||
the pickle matrix | |||
12. |
Homer has the four greatest inventions in the history of mankind. What is not one of them? |
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the “Everything’s OK” alarm | |||
the retractable butter stick | |||
the Lazy-Man Reclining Toilet Chair | |||
the make-up gun | |||
13. |
What are tour groups at the museum not ordinarily allowed to see? |
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Edison’s room of stolen inventions | |||
Edison’s cryogenically frozen body | |||
Edison’s perpetual motion machine | |||
Edison’s actual preserved brain | |||
14. |
How can you recognise the phony Pope? |
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by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth | |||
by his Karate Kid headband and entourage of hoochies | |||
by his bowl haircut and disgusting stench | |||
by his Hitler moustache and extremely tight jeans | |||
15. |
What brilliant invention (of Homer’s) is expected to generate millions for Edison’s already wealthy heirs? |
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the self-balancing toothbrush | |||
the electric hammer | |||
the measuring-tape belt | |||
the six-pack bottle carrier | |||