1. | If you had this team's rookie Mikel LeShoure on your fantasy roster, then you were most likely left scrambling, as the running back is out for the season with a torn Achilles. | ||
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Detroit | ||
San Diego | |||
Seattle | |||
Washington | |||
2. | This longtime college football coach had to miss time from the sidelines after getting blow'd up by one of his wide receivers at practice: | ||
Steve Spurrier | |||
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Joe Paterno | ||
Mack Brown | |||
Howard Schnellenberger | |||
3. | This international soccer team made all sorts of weird news this week, defeating a field of 108 Chinese children (but only by a score of 2-1) just before signing a 7 year-old child to a contract: | ||
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Real Madrid | ||
Barcelona | |||
AC Milan | |||
Manchester United | |||
4. | Mired in a 10-game losing streak, the Pirates finally got off the schnide with a victory over: | ||
San Diego | |||
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San Francisco | ||
Milwaukee | |||
Chicago | |||
5. | Now that Chad Ochocinco is a Patriot, he'll need a new place to stay. He announced that for the first few weeks of the season, he'll live: | ||
with Tom Brady | |||
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with a fan | ||
with Bill Belichek | |||
at a five star hotel at the Pats' expense | |||
6. | This highly ranked college football team saw its national title hopes dashed when its star linebacker went down for the most of the season with a broken foot: | ||
Oregon | |||
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Oklahoma | ||
Alabama | |||
Arkansas | |||
7. | When LeBron James submits his "How I Spent My Summer Vacation" report, it will most likely include mention of this legendary NBA big man, who has been working with LeBron in secret: | ||
Patrick Ewing | |||
Bill Walton | |||
Bill Russell | |||
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Hakeem Olajuwon | ||
8. | This team gained an extra year of free agency against its star running back, who lost the year by holding out past the stated deadline: | ||
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Tennessee | ||
Indianapolis | |||
Houston | |||
Kansas City | |||
9. | By virtue of his winning the PGA Championship this week, we are now aware that this dude, you know, exists: | ||
Jason Dufner | |||
Anders Hansen | |||
D.A. Points | |||
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Keegan Bradley | ||
10. | If you watched the PGA Championship live and in person, then there's a very, very good chance that you found yourself in this state at some point during the four days: | ||
Colorado | |||
Florida | |||
South Carolina | |||
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Georgia | ||
11. | The first round of the PGA Championship belonged to Steve Stricker, who had an insanely low round of: | ||
62 | |||
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63 | ||
64 | |||
65 | |||
12. | Rory McIlroy struggled through the PGA Championship after injuring his ________ in the first round: | ||
knee | |||
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wrist | ||
hand | |||
ankle | |||
13. | So, Tiger Woods, playing in the PGA Championship, was obviously in contention most of the weekend. Right? Right?? | ||
Right, but he had a poor third round. | |||
Right, though he was over par on Sunday. | |||
Right, he finished in the top ten. | |||
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Wrong, he missed the cut. | ||
14. | The news wasn't any better for Eldrick off the course, as this sponsor gave Woods the boot after 10 years as its spokesperson. | ||
Gatorade | |||
Nike | |||
Gillette | |||
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Tag Heuer | ||
15. | A report in ESPN the Magazine suggests that this team has a mysterious "man in white" stealing signs from the outfield, leading to a much larger rate of hits for its sluggers: | ||
Detroit | |||
New York Yankees | |||
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Toronto | ||
Oakland | |||
16. | Dust off that resume, this notable football school is looking for a new athletic director after firing theirs this week: | ||
Auburn | |||
Alabama | |||
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Boise State | ||
USC | |||
17. | The PR dude for this NFL franchise got involved with fans in a test Twitter throwdown this week. Let's see if his strategy works: | ||
Jets | |||
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Giants | ||
Dolphins | |||
Cowboys | |||
18. | Aww, that crazy Carlos Zambrano. After a rocky outing against this team where he was ejected, he cleaned out his locker and declared his retirement: | ||
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Braves | ||
Brewers | |||
Marlins | |||
Cardinals | |||
By way of explanation.....
The Cubs responded by effectively retiring him for 30 days. |
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19. | Obviously, you follow the Arena Bowl as much as we do, so you'll know that this team triumphed for their first championship in a 73-70 barnburner: | ||
Arizona Rattlers | |||
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Jacksonville Sharks | ||
Tampa Bay Storm | |||
Philadelphia Soul | |||
By way of explanation.....
We lied, we had to look the winner up too. |
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20. |
Dear Robert "Sandy" Vietze, Since you saw fit to do this onboard a flight this week, we're handing your ass to you. Regards, The US Ski Team |
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Made lurid remarks to a flight attendant | |||
Tried to access the cabin | |||
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Urinated on a fellow passenger | ||
Tried to open the emergency door | |||
21. | The biggest college football news of the week was whether or not Texas A&M would be headed to this conference, none of which makes any sort of geographical sense: | ||
Big Ten | |||
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SEC | ||
Big East | |||
Pac-10, er, 12 | |||
22. | This notorious basketball star was surprisingly gracious during his induction into the Basketball Hall of Fame during the weekend: | ||
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Dennis Rodman | ||
Bill Laimbeer | |||
Karl Malone | |||
Scottie Pippen | |||
23. | Dan Uggla has been on fire for the last month, but his incredibly long hitting stream came to an end on Sunday. How many games did he rack up before it ended? | ||
31 | |||
32 | |||
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33 | ||
34 | |||
24. | OPJ spent most of the week playing the demo to Madden 12 on our XBox 360. Which teams are you able to play as in the demo? | ||
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Green Bay/Chicago | ||
Green Bay/Pittsburgh | |||
Philadelphia/New York Giants | |||
Dallas/New England | |||
25. | This team, which played the whole game without its usual starting quarterback, still managed to hang 47 points on its opponent during its preseason opener: | ||
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New England | ||
Indianapolis | |||
New Orleans | |||
Pittsburgh | |||