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Ray goes to get the newspaper from the paperboy riding by on his bike. When the paperboy throws the paper at Ray, what does Ray throw at the paperboy?
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He throws the paper right back
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He throws a croissant
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He throws a rock
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He throws his hot coffee
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Art comes over Ray's house shooting a rifle. What is Art supposedly shooting at?
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Crows
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Chipmunks
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Squirrels
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Ravens
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Ray and Art go over to the Klopeks' house to say hello.
What happens when they try to knock on the door?
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The sprinklers come on
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A large dog lunges at them
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Bees attack them
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Crows attack them
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Ricky is the neighborhood smart-ass whose parents went out of town. What is Ricky suppose to do while his parents are gone?
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Mow the yard
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Paint the house
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Paint the fence
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Fix the roof
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Art tells Ray and Ricky a scary story about a local killer named Skip. Skip worked as a ________ before murdering his entire family.
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Ice cream man
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Burger chef
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Barber
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Lifeguard
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Ray's wife Carol doesn't want Ray hanging out with the neighbors. Where does she want Ray to take her?
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To the beach
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To visit her mother
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Skiing in the mountains
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To the lake
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Ray, Art and Rumsfield notice strange noises and smells coming from the Klopeks' house at night. Unfortunately they'll have to wait till morning to investigate due to rain. What are they determined to search first thing in the morning?
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Their basement
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Their trash cans
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Their garage
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Their backyard
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Art and Rumsfield don't find a body in the Klopeks' trash cans. What do they suspect are being done with it?
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The Klopeks are burning it in the furnace
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The Klopeks are eating it
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The Klopeks are burying it in the back yard
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The Klopeks are hiding it in their house
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Ray is upset that Ricky, Art and Rumsfield are snooping around Walter's house. What ISN'T Ray mad at them for doing?
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Rumsfield for removing part of a window
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Ricky breaking Walter's Plate
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Art stealing from Walter
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Ricky drinking Walter's beers
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10.
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Finish Art's satanic chant, "I wanna kill everyone; Satan is good; Satan is our ____."
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Pal
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Bud
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Friend
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Boss
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Ray has a scary dream that the Klopeks do what to him?
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Put a axe in his head
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Barbecue him
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Boil him
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Saw him in half
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Ray's dog finds part of a human skeleton while digging by the Klopeks' yard. What did Vincent the dog find under the fence?
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A radius
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A mandible
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A femur
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A tibia
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Ray is furious that Art and Rumsfield did what to the Klopeks?
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Left them a note
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Made a anonymous phone call
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Snuck into their house
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Peeked into their basement
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"Here's something for the old sweet tooth, sonny." What did Rumsfield bring to the Klopeks as a housewarming gift?
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Rice Krispie treats
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Brownies
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Fudge
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Cookies
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The youngest Klopek gives his name to Rumsfield, who thinks it's a fine Christan name. What is the boy's name?
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Joseph
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Tobias
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Hans
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Abram
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The Klopeks try to be hospitable to their guests - they even serve them ____ and pretzels.
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Onions
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Liver
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Beets
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Sardines
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Rue keeps referring to his brother as the:
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Lawyer
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Genius
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Doctor
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Teacher
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Ray wants to know why the Klopeks keep a ____ in their basement.
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Dog
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Goat
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Bull
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Horse
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19.
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What does Ray find in the Klopeks house belonging to Walter?
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His toupee
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His clothes
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His glasses
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His dog Queenie
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20.
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How does Ray destroy the Klopeks' house?
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He hits a water pipe flooding it
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He starts a small fire
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He hits a support beam causing it to collapse
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He hits the gas line causing an explosion
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Ray claims people living in the burbs ______ for the 800th time finally snap.
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Walk their dogs
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Mow their lawn
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Vacuum their house
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Wash their cars
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22.
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The police run down the list of things Ray is being charged with. Ray is oblivious to all this, but keeps commenting on how much he likes:
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His wife's hair
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Wheel of Fortune
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The color blue
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Pepperoni pizza
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23.
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What does Hans try to use as a getaway vehicle?
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Fire truck
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Police cruisier
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Ambulance
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Motorcycle
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24.
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Where do they find the bodies that the Klopeks have been hiding?
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In their basement
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In the trunk of their car
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There were no bodies
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In their backyard
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25.
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After the Klopeks have been arrested and all is well and done, Art is extremely worried that:
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His house is on fire
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A ambulance was driven through his living room
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All the excitement is over
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His wife is home
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