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"Pilot": This unusual mode of conveyance figures most prominently in the wedding-day breakup of Alex and Dave:
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Hang glider
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Rollerblades
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Rickshaw
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Jet ski
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"Pilot": Post break-up Dave hooks up with a girl sporting a tramp-stamp that reads:
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Eat at the Y
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Be My Baby Daddy
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Millions Served
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Stay Grounded
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3.
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"Pilot": The episode culminates in a celebration for which event?
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Penny's birthday
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Jane and Brad announcing that they're expecting
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Dave getting a new job
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Max becoming an uncle
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4.
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"The Quicksand Girlfriend": Dave appears to have finally rid himself of his girlfriend Andrea when she announces she got a job ___________ only to see her __________:
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Teaching kindergarten / busted for drug possession
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As an acrobat in a circus / falling down an elevator shaft
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As a TV weather girl / struck by lightning
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As a backup dancer for Ke$ha's tour / run over by a bicycle
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"The Quicksand Girlfriend": Alex ignores Janes advice in selecting a new roommate, and therefore ends up on a website called:
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RedHotAlex.org
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SmokingHotRoommates.com
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BlondeVoyeurism.com
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TasetfulSpycams.edu
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"Your Couples Friends & Neighbors": Max discovers that food is once again missing from the refrigerator. Before the real explanation comes to light, the prevailing theory is that:
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Dave eat/sleepwalks
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They have Apartment Gnomes
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Max hallucinates about buying the food in the first place
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The food self-destructs when the expiration date is met
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"Your Couples Friends & Neighbors": Dave and Max discover the loft where Malcolm has been squatting, and Dave falls through the hole in the floor thanks to their fear of:
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Spiders
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Clowns
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The dark
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Mice
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"Mein Coming Out": Max's parents don't' think he's gay. But they do think that Dave's gay. Why?
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Alex told them so
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C'mon, who doesn't think Dave is gay?
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He keeps remarking about his pedicure
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Max's mom found his porn under Dave's mattress
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"Mein Coming Out": Doug Hitler breaks up with Penny because:
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She has a mole on her face
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She's not Jewish
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He think she's a Hitler-obsessed
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He mistakenly thinks she's already married
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"Like Father, Like Gun": As she discovers when faced with an attractive foreign man, Drunk Penny realizes that she can speak a lot of:
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Italian
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Spanish
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French
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Portuguese
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"Like Father, Like Gun": Seeking the ultimate targets at which to shoot foam pellets, Max, Dave and Alex target a guy having sex across the street. The end result is:
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A city-wide blackout
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They miss entirely
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They kill a rare peregrine falcon that has enraptured the city
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They start an apartment building fire
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"Of Mice & Jazz-Kwon-Do": What was the name of Penny's Krav Maga alter-ego, which she lost when Jane fake-stabbed her 30 times, but which she found again when she beat down Dave and then Fosse-slapped Jane into submission?
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Sheera
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Batsheva
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Ziva
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Levana
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"Of Mice & Jazz-Kwon-Do": Who did Max accuse of being a gaycist, after s/he set up Max with someone just on the basis of them both being gay?
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Alex
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Jane
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Brad
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Dave
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"Dave of the Dead": In a flood of unrealistic optimism, Dave quits his job to open his own restaurant called:
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Sloppy Joe's
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Manna from Heaven
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Unicorn
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Pangea Grill
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"Dave of the Dead": Penny leaves a 90s themed bat mitzvah populated by hipsters by:
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Cutting the power
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A window
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Dancing out
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Jet pack
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"The Girl With the David Tattoo": Alex claims that she got her Dave tattoo removed because she got tired of telling everyone she was a ___________ fan:
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Dave Matthews
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Super Dave Osbourne
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Dave Barry
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Leonardo Dave-inci
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"The Girl With the David Tattoo": Which Good Bad Movie is supposed to figure into Max's date with Adrian?
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Flash Gordon
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Showgirls
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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The Happening
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"You've Got Male": Dave's old teacher Mr. Fitzgerald reneges on a promise to teach Dave how to make this, which would greatly enhance Dave's sandwiches:
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Slaw
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Homemade mustard
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Paninis
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Muenster-ella cheese
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"You've Got Male": It comes to light that Max and another local business owner mugged a man wearing a foam _________ costume:
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Ice cream cone
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Cell phone
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Hamburger
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Coffee cup
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"Bo Fight": Getting pumped up for revenge, when Dave slaps Max high five, he immediately:
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Cries
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Grimaces
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Slaps Max in the face
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Burps
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"Bo Fight": At the end of the episode, a voiceover during a montage of the group's various relationships actually turns out to be dialog from:
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Monday Night Football
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The Bachelor
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SpongeBob Squarepants
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The MTV Movie Awards
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"Barefoot Pedaler": Penny and the electric fiddler for Barefoot Pedaler made love like:
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Warrior poets
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Dave and Maddie from Moonlighting
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Baywatch lifeguards
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Norsemen of yore
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23.
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"Barefoot Pedaler": The episode winds down with just about the several members of the group:
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Crowd surfing
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Getting tasered
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Locked in a concert backstage
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Punched out by Alex
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"The Shershow Redemption": What happened when Shershow made smoothies?
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He electrocuted himself
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Alex, Penny and Brad contracted food poisoning
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The building caught on fire
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A Hazmat squad was summoned
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25.
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"The Shershow Redemption": With regards to the episode, which is not true?
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Alex introduces herself as being with housekeeping to a half-naked woman
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Max officiated the crap out of Shershow's ceremony
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Penny's "finance" channeled Pacino in Scent of a Woman
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Penny rode a podium
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"Why Can't You Read Me?": The gang theorizes about the possibilities of a reality show built around:
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IKEA furniture salesmen
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Penguins
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The cast of Police Academy
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That creepy Burger King mascot
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27.
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"Why Can't You Read Me?": Dave's enthusiasm for watching his sex tape is dampened by:
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The bad lighting
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The fact that he thinks he looks like a sandwich
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A telestrator
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His dismount
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