| 1. | Stand down, Citizenry! The explanation for this young star's recent hospitalization is malnutrition, not pregnancy, amoria phelbitis, cooties, or any other caused espoused in wild speculation: | ||
| Amanda Seyfried | |||
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Selena Gomez | ||
| Jennifer Lawrence | |||
| Dakota Fanning | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Still: Malnutrion? Really? Girlfriend gotta learn to eat right..... |
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This 30 Rock star had a hell of a week, causing controversy with a homophobic rant before hastily backing off from said comments:
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| 3. | Clarence Clemons, iconic rock-and-roll saxophone player, suffered a stroke at his Florida home. With which musician is Clemons most closely associated? | ||
| Tom Petty | |||
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Bruce Springsteen | ||
| Bob Dylan | |||
| Eric Clapton | |||
| 4. | Cancer sucks. The movie world lost well-liked producer Laura Ziskin at age 61 this week. Ziskin was responsible for bringing which superhero franchise to the big screen? | ||
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Spider-Man | ||
| X-Men | |||
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| 5. | Hats off to this philanthropic pair, who are donating half a million dollars from their foundation to aid residents of tornado-ravaged Joplin, Missouri: | ||
| Warren Beatty and Annette Bening | |||
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt | ||
| Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn | |||
| Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw | |||
| 6. | Which old-school 90210 cast member made news and totally destroyed a brick wall when s/he crashed a vehicle after being pursued by paparazzi? | ||
| Shannen Doherty | |||
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Tori Spelling | ||
| Luke Perry | |||
| Jason Priestly | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Behold what Spelling wrought:
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| 7. | So how did you make out with in your Tony Award office pool? The big winner at the past weekend's Tony's was a play that had this religion-based name in the title: | ||
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Mormon | ||
| Buddhism | |||
| Catholic | |||
| Kabbalah | |||
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By way of explanation.....
The Trey Parker/Matt Stone play The Book of Mormon took home nine awards |
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| 8. | Another theater question? Sure, why not! After months of delays and accidents causing bodily injury to approximately 144 actors, the Spider-Man play finally opened on Broadway. Which of the following complete the title of the production? | ||
| The Mary Jane Affair | |||
| Arach-Attack | |||
| The Other Side of a Hero | |||
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Turn off the Dark | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Dig: Sesame Street parodies the Spider-Man musical |
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| 9. | If you're an older dude who was dumped by his fiancee just days before the scheduled wedding, please step forward. Yes, we're talking to you,...... | ||
| Kelsey Grammer | |||
| Jeff Bridges | |||
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Hugh Hefner | ||
| Tom Selleck | |||
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By way of explanation.....
“The wedding is off. Crystal had a change of heart." Tweeted Hef as his bride-to-be Crystal Harris called off the proceedings |
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| 10. | Tough Guy in a Fight, Part 1: This action star impressed us when, after passers-by made lewd comments about his 22 year-old companion at a bar, he got in a fight, got stabbed, refused to go to the hospital and instead ordered another drink: | ||
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Sean Bean | ||
| Matt Damon | |||
| Clive Owen | |||
| Jason Statham | |||
| 11. | Tough Guy in a Fight, Part 2: Actor Russell Crowe also got into an altercation that left us somewhat less impressed. The Aussie star engaged in a Twitter feud regarding what unusual subject? | ||
| Climate change | |||
| Sexuality in film | |||
| Animal rights | |||
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Justin Timberlake | ||
| Simon Cowell | |||
| Tom Hanks | |||
| Robert De Niro | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Undoubtedly, Timberlake's next interview will be in High Times. |
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| 13. | A fellow named Tramar Dillard was arrested this past week for DUI in Miami Beach. You probably know him better by his Sunshine State rap pseudonym. Who's this guy? | ||
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| Flow Rida | |||
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Flo Rida | ||
| Flo Rider | |||
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Like so many of his crime-fighting counterparts, the Man of Steel has undergone a costume change for the comic book (albeit a minor change). His belt went from yellow to red and which of these parts of Superman's gear that was once red is now blue?
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| D (The "S" on his chest ) | |||
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| 15. | In more Supes-related news, which recent Oscar winner has reportedly been cast as Superman's biological father, Jor-El? | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Yes, Nicolas Cage did ACTUALLY win an Oscar but did not win a role in the new Superman film. |
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| 16. | Yikes! Swords and a body bag were found in possession of two men who were apparently planning to murder this British celebrity: | ||
| Kate Middleton | |||
| Amy Winehouse | |||
| Victoria Beckham | |||
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Joss Stone | ||
| 17. | The highly anticipated, as-yet-to-be-published faux-children's book "Go the (Bleep) to Sleep" received even more buzz this week, thanks to an audio recording of which prolific actor reading the book? | ||
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Samuel L. Jackson | ||
| Ian McKellan | |||
| Clint Eastwood | |||
| Tom Hanks | |||
| 18. | Things aren't looking so hot for reality couple ______ and ______ as they got into an argument during an interview on The Joy Behar Show, in which she got up and walked out. | ||
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Gene Simmons / Shannon Tweed | ||
| Ozzy / Sharon Osbourne | |||
| Bruce Jenner / Kris Kardashian | |||
| Jennifer Lopez / Mark Anthony | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Tweed also tweeted (that's a fun alliteration) "It's pretty much unraveled, those last two [years] were a bitch." |
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| 19. | We learned this week that, whereas the number of Best Picture Oscars last year was set as 10: | ||
| Will be reduced back to 5 | |||
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Might vary between 5 and 10, depending on preliminary voting | ||
| Will remain at 10, so forget we even included this question | |||
| 20. | Congratulations big-time 1970s TV star.Which star of the sitcom Taxi has been named this year's Critics' Choice Television Icon Award? | ||
| Tony Danza | |||
| Marilu Henner | |||
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Danny DeVito | ||
| Christopher Lloyd | |||