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After another successful (and highly destructive) drug bust, "rock star" cops Hightower and Danson receive accolades in the police station. Danson attempts to tell a story about a successful personality, but is constantly interrupted by fellow officers. What celebrity is he trying to talk about?
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George W. Bush
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Tom Cruise
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Oprah Winfrey
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Danson and Hightower invite *most* of their comrades to a celebratory dinner in their honor. Hightower mentions a few celebrities in attendance - who is not mentioned?
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Brody Jenner
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Bai Ling
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Kim Kardashian
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"the short bitch from Jersey Shore"
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Terry Hoitz attends a not-so-supportive group for police officers who have fired their guns in the line of duty. Who did Terry admit to shooting?
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Derek Jeter
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Donald Trump
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Sarah Jessica Parker
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Rudolph Guiliani
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Officers Martin and Fosse convince the gullible Gamble to:
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arrest a "suspicious-looking" man - who turns out to be an undercover police officer
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practice handcuffing - on himself
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shoot his gun in the office
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prank call the Captain
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Captain Gene Mauch works for the police force during the day - where is his side job?
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Popeye's Chicken
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Bed Bath & Beyond
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a movie theater
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Victoria's Secret
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Danson and Hightower meet their untimely deaths when:
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their car crashes into a donut shop
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a wrecking ball they are trying to "tame" crushes them
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Hoitz and Gamble's car gets away from them and runs Danson and Hightower down
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they jump off the roof of a 20-story building
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While heading to a crime scene under duress, Gamble deals with harassment from Hoitz, Fosse and Martin over his choice of transportation:
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a Segway
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a Prius
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rollerblades
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walking
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After an arrest goes horribly wrong - resulting in a stolen Prius with investment banker David Ershon inside the car - Hoitz and Gamble are called into the Captain's office, where they meet up with Wesley, Ershon's head of security. The man tells Hoitz he loves 3 things in this world - which is not one of them?
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the fear in a man's eyes when he knows Wesley is about to hurt him
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french fried potatoes
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Kylie Minogue
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the dimples above a woman's buttocks
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While eating dinner with Gamble and his hot wife Sheila, Hoitz learns that Gamble is an inventor of sorts. What did he invent?
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exercise equipment
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GPS for police and fire crews
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video games
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mobile phone apps
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What unused items do Hoitz and Gamble find in the recovered Prius?
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condoms
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lottery tickets
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gift cards
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cigars
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Hoitz confronts his ex-girlfriend, expressing his love for her, while she is:
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cooking at a restaurant
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stripping
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washing laundry
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dancing ballet
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Gamble buys Hoitz a gift - a mug that says "FBI", with a slogan underneath. On the mug, "FBI" stands for:
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female body inspector
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full-blooded Irishman
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funny, beautiful and intelligent
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funny but idiotic
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After a building explosion takes out a potential lead, Gamble and Hoitz lay on the ground, slightly injured, arguing about....what?
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beer
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Gamble's wife
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Star Wars
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baseball
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Gamble tells Hoitz about his past - while in college, Gamble was:
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a beauty pageant champion
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a track star
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a drug runner
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a pimp
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After Ershon is put on the spot by Hoitz and Gamble, he bribes them with:
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prostitutes
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sports and theater tickets
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top notch Scotch
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dinners at the restaurant he owns
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After being taken out by Ershon's "security force", Hoitz and Gamble awaken to find themselves...where?
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Miami
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New Orleans
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Las Vegas
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Chicago
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The Captain frequently quotes song lyrics from which musical act while scolding or talking to Hoitz and Gamble?
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NWA
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TLC
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Salt 'N Pepa
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DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
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After demanding that Hoitz and Gamble turn in their badges, the Captain gives something to Gamble. What is it?
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nunchuks
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a child's toy police badge
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pepper spray
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a rape whistle
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Gamble tells Hoitz that working with him is like working with:
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Superman
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The Hulk
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Batman
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Captain America
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After being demoted, Hoitz winds up as a:
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traffic cop
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baliff
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janitor
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court transcriber
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Hoitz: "Where'd you learn how to drive like that?"
Gamble: ______________
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"Go-Karts."
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"Talladega."
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"Driving my mother home from the bars when I was 11."
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"Grand Theft Auto."
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Hoitz, Gamble and Ershon get rid of a pesky enemy helicopter by:
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shining a mirror in the pilot's eyes
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getting folks at a driving range to hit it with golf balls
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shooting at it with a BB gun
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one word: sniper
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Gamble shares a piece of information that Hoitz can't believe. What is it?
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Gamble has a second (hotter) wife in New Jersey
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Gamble won the NY Lottery the night before
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Gamble lost his virginity to Heather Locklear
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Gamble's wife has a twin sister he'd like to set Hoitz up with
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