| 1. | Everett, Pete and Delmar find a mysterious old black man pushing a railroad cart. The old man makes predictions about what lies in their near future. What does the old man see? | ||
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A cow on a cotton house | ||
| A mighty flood with chickens floating by | |||
| Beautiful woman singing sweet music | |||
| The devil with a mean hound | |||
| 2. | Everett gives the old black man his opinion, on why he may have difficulties finding gainful employment. What is Everett's reason? | ||
| Because he's blind | |||
| Because he's black | |||
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Because he has no name | ||
| Because he's old | |||
| 3. | Wash's boy has been a good boy with his shot gun. His daddy told him to shoot anyone serving papers, and he nicked the ______man. | ||
| Paper | |||
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Census | ||
| Gas | |||
| 4. |
"This is awful good stew" "You think so?" "I slaughtered this ____ last Tuesday I'm afraid she's startin' to turn." |
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| Sheep | |||
| Goat | |||
| Mule | |||
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Horse | ||
| 5. | Everett doesn't want any ____ God damnit! He's a Dapper Dan man. | ||
| Tark | |||
| Raz | |||
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Fop | ||
| Blam | |||
| 6. | Finish Everett's rant: "Ain't this place just a geological oddity, _____ from anywhere." | ||
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2 weeks | ||
| 5 days | |||
| 10 days | |||
| 1 week | |||
| 7. | Delmar keeps asking if Everett would care for some _____, since Pete and him they ran into a whole village of them | ||
| Squirrel | |||
| Chipmunk | |||
| Possum | |||
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Gopher | ||
| 8. | Everett stole from Pete's kin. What did Everett steal that belong to Wash's? | ||
| Flask | |||
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Watch | ||
| Cufflinks | |||
| Wallet | |||
| 9. | Delmar's just been saved by being baptized in the river. All his sins have been washed away, even the one about lying about knocking over that _____. | ||
| Gas station | |||
| Five n Dime | |||
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Piggly Wiggly | ||
| Woolsworth | |||
| 10. | The guys pick up a hitch hiker named Tommy who recently sold his soul to the Devil. What is NOT in Tommy's description on what the Devil looks like? | ||
| He's got a big voice | |||
| He has empty eyes | |||
| He's white | |||
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He's a huge man | ||
| 11. | Everett describes Pete and Delmar as "dumber than a bag of:" | ||
| Nails | |||
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Hammers | ||
| Rocks | |||
| Dirt | |||
| 12. | There's a man in Tiishomingo that pays folks to sing into his can. He pays extra if'n you play real good. How much does he pay? | ||
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$10 | ||
| $12 | |||
| $5 | |||
| $7 | |||
| 13. | What product does Pappy O'Daniels advertise for? | ||
| Sausage | |||
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Flour | ||
| Lard | |||
| Sugar | |||
| 14. | Pete's excited about what he will do with his share of the stolen money. What job does Pete want to do? | ||
| Bell hop | |||
| Cab driver | |||
| Movie usher | |||
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Maitre'd | ||
| 15. | George Nelson the bank robber becomes furious when he is called what? | ||
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Baby Face | ||
| Scarface | |||
| Pretty Boy | |||
| Chubby | |||
| 16. |
"Of course it's Pete, look at him!" "We got to find some kind of wizard to change him back." What does Delmar believe the Sirens turned Pete into? |
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| A lizard | |||
| A mouse | |||
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A toad | ||
| A snake | |||
| 17. | Delmar and Everett are beaten up by Big Dan, who claimed to be a ______ sales man. | ||
| Rug | |||
| Soap | |||
| Encyclopedia | |||
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Bible | ||
| 18. | Everett discovers he has another daughter named Starla. How many daughters does Everett have? | ||
| 8 | |||
| 5 | |||
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7 | ||
| 6 | |||
| 19. | Delamr and Pete were kicked out of a store. Delmar's not sure if it was just that one branch or all of them. What store were they kick out of? | ||
| Marshalls | |||
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Woolsworth | ||
| The Bargain Barn | |||
| The A & P | |||
| 20. | To get Delmar and Pete to escape from jail with him, Everett lied to them about robbing what? | ||
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An armored car | ||
| A safe | |||
| A store | |||
| A bank | |||
| 21. | How was Big Dan killed? | ||
| His robe caught fire | |||
| He was impaled by a flag | |||
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A cross fell on him | ||
| He fell in the lake | |||
| 22. | During the concert, Everett confides to his ex-wife that he's gonna be a better man and become a what? | ||
| A lawyer | |||
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A dentist | ||
| A barber | |||
| A veterinary | |||
| 23. | What is Pappy O'Daniels theme song? | ||
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You Are My Sunshine | ||
| Jimmy Cracked Corn | |||
| Down by the Bay | |||
| Swanee River | |||
| 24. | Where does Everett's ex believe she placed her wedding ring? | ||
| The cedar chest | |||
| The night stand | |||
| The dresser drawer | |||
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Roll top desk | ||
| 25. | Everett's house and his wife's ring is now at the bottom of a ______ hectare lake. | ||
| 6,000 | |||
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9,000 | ||
| 11,000 | |||
| 15,000 | |||