1. | Everett, Pete and Delmar find a mysterious old black man pushing a railroad cart. The old man makes predictions about what lies in their near future. What does the old man see? | ||
A cow on a cotton house | |||
A mighty flood with chickens floating by | |||
Beautiful woman singing sweet music | |||
The devil with a mean hound | |||
2. | Everett gives the old black man his opinion, on why he may have difficulties finding gainful employment. What is Everett's reason? | ||
Because he's blind | |||
Because he's black | |||
Because he has no name | |||
Because he's old | |||
3. | Wash's boy has been a good boy with his shot gun. His daddy told him to shoot anyone serving papers, and he nicked the ______man. | ||
Paper | |||
Census | |||
Gas | |||
4. |
"This is awful good stew" "You think so?" "I slaughtered this ____ last Tuesday I'm afraid she's startin' to turn." |
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Sheep | |||
Goat | |||
Mule | |||
Horse | |||
5. | Everett doesn't want any ____ God damnit! He's a Dapper Dan man. | ||
Tark | |||
Raz | |||
Fop | |||
Blam | |||
6. | Finish Everett's rant: "Ain't this place just a geological oddity, _____ from anywhere." | ||
2 weeks | |||
5 days | |||
10 days | |||
1 week | |||
7. | Delmar keeps asking if Everett would care for some _____, since Pete and him they ran into a whole village of them | ||
Squirrel | |||
Chipmunk | |||
Possum | |||
Gopher | |||
8. | Everett stole from Pete's kin. What did Everett steal that belong to Wash's? | ||
Flask | |||
Watch | |||
Cufflinks | |||
Wallet | |||
9. | Delmar's just been saved by being baptized in the river. All his sins have been washed away, even the one about lying about knocking over that _____. | ||
Gas station | |||
Five n Dime | |||
Piggly Wiggly | |||
Woolsworth | |||
10. | The guys pick up a hitch hiker named Tommy who recently sold his soul to the Devil. What is NOT in Tommy's description on what the Devil looks like? | ||
He's got a big voice | |||
He has empty eyes | |||
He's white | |||
He's a huge man | |||
11. | Everett describes Pete and Delmar as "dumber than a bag of:" | ||
Nails | |||
Hammers | |||
Rocks | |||
Dirt | |||
12. | There's a man in Tiishomingo that pays folks to sing into his can. He pays extra if'n you play real good. How much does he pay? | ||
$10 | |||
$12 | |||
$5 | |||
$7 | |||
13. | What product does Pappy O'Daniels advertise for? | ||
Sausage | |||
Flour | |||
Lard | |||
Sugar | |||
14. | Pete's excited about what he will do with his share of the stolen money. What job does Pete want to do? | ||
Bell hop | |||
Cab driver | |||
Movie usher | |||
Maitre'd | |||
15. | George Nelson the bank robber becomes furious when he is called what? | ||
Baby Face | |||
Scarface | |||
Pretty Boy | |||
Chubby | |||
16. |
"Of course it's Pete, look at him!" "We got to find some kind of wizard to change him back." What does Delmar believe the Sirens turned Pete into? |
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A lizard | |||
A mouse | |||
A toad | |||
A snake | |||
17. | Delmar and Everett are beaten up by Big Dan, who claimed to be a ______ sales man. | ||
Rug | |||
Soap | |||
Encyclopedia | |||
Bible | |||
18. | Everett discovers he has another daughter named Starla. How many daughters does Everett have? | ||
8 | |||
5 | |||
7 | |||
6 | |||
19. | Delamr and Pete were kicked out of a store. Delmar's not sure if it was just that one branch or all of them. What store were they kick out of? | ||
Marshalls | |||
Woolsworth | |||
The Bargain Barn | |||
The A & P | |||
20. | To get Delmar and Pete to escape from jail with him, Everett lied to them about robbing what? | ||
An armored car | |||
A safe | |||
A store | |||
A bank | |||
21. | How was Big Dan killed? | ||
His robe caught fire | |||
He was impaled by a flag | |||
A cross fell on him | |||
He fell in the lake | |||
22. | During the concert, Everett confides to his ex-wife that he's gonna be a better man and become a what? | ||
A lawyer | |||
A dentist | |||
A barber | |||
A veterinary | |||
23. | What is Pappy O'Daniels theme song? | ||
You Are My Sunshine | |||
Jimmy Cracked Corn | |||
Down by the Bay | |||
Swanee River | |||
24. | Where does Everett's ex believe she placed her wedding ring? | ||
The cedar chest | |||
The night stand | |||
The dresser drawer | |||
Roll top desk | |||
25. | Everett's house and his wife's ring is now at the bottom of a ______ hectare lake. | ||
6,000 | |||
9,000 | |||
11,000 | |||
15,000 | |||