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![]() Samantha Caine was born eight years ago on a beach in New Jersey. She entered the world fully clothes with clothes she doesn’t remember buying. What do “they” call her condition? |
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focal retrograde amnesia | ||
| repressed lacunar amnesia | |||
| dissociative post-traumatic amnesia | |||
| transient global amnesia | |||
| 2. |
![]() When Samantha woke up on that long-ago day, she was pregnant with Caitlin. What is the name of Caitlin’s teddy bear? |
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| Mr Nelson | |||
| Mr Chesterfield | |||
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Mr Perkins | ||
| Mr Winston | |||
| 3. |
![]() Samantha has hired a low-rent detective Mitch Hennessy to find out who she really is. When we first see Mitch, what seedy activity is he up to? |
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| selling mail-order brides | |||
| hot-wiring a car | |||
| claiming to be a psychic | |||
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faking a prostitution bust | ||
| 4. |
![]() Meanwhile, in the high-security Jersey Correctional Facility, One-Eyed Jack goes absolutely crazy when he sees Samantha on television, at a: |
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| nativity play | |||
| carol-singing | |||
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Santa Claus parade | ||
| Christmas tree lighting | |||
| 5. |
![]() Samantha does something very surprising. Who else do that? |
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| librarians | |||
| sculptors | |||
| accountants | |||
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chefs | ||
| 6. |
![]() One-Eyed Jack escaped after seeing something on TV that disturbed him. Timothy saw it too: |
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| Out of This World | |||
| Saved By The Bell | |||
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Baywatch Nights | ||
| Full House | |||
| 7. |
![]() Turns out, Samantha was recruited in the seventies for a secret assassination program called: |
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| Trident | |||
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Chapter | ||
| Atlas | |||
| Century | |||
| 8. |
![]() Samantha’s real name is: |
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Charlene Elizabeth Baltimore | ||
| Charlene Elizabeth Houston | |||
| Charlene Elizabeth Boston | |||
| Charlene Elizabeth Sandiego | |||
| 9. |
![]() Hennessy sings what he does so he’ll remember it. What tune does he sing to? |
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| Dust My Broom, by Elmore James | |||
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Mannish Boy, by Muddy Waters | ||
| Kindhearted Woman Blues, by Robert Johnson | |||
| One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer, by John Lee Hooker | |||
| 10. |
![]() Samantha and Mitch contact an grouchy old contact of Sam’s, Nathan Waldman. They arrange to meet him at a railway station, but are ambushed by Timothy’s men. They jumped out of a window, it was very exciting. Tomorrow: |
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| they go to the park | |||
| they go to the fair | |||
| they go to the movies | |||
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they go to the zoo | ||
| 11. |
![]() Waldman carries three guns, one hip, one shoulder and one right next to: |
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| Mr Jingles | |||
| Mr Salty | |||
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Mr Wally | ||
| Mr Handsome | |||
| 12. |
![]() Is Mitch thinking what Samantha’s thinking? What is Mitch thinking about? |
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| how he’s going to get shot in the head | |||
| how Charlie’s going to use him as bait for head-hunters | |||
| how Charlie is going to kill him and leave him in a ditch | |||
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how much his balls hurt | ||
| 13. |
![]() Samantha’s former fiancé Luke is played by: |
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| Bruce Greenwood | |||
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David Morse | ||
| Terry O’Quinn | |||
| Danny Huston | |||
| 14. |
![]() Samantha remembers everything about Luke, including all of the following except that he is a terrorist code-named Daedalus, and also : |
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he only eats soup | ||
| he doesn’t own a TV | |||
| he cuts his own hair | |||
| he sits when he pees | |||
| 15. |
![]() Nathan has tracked down Samantha and Mitch, thanks to an address he found in Mitch’s notebook between the address of a topless bar and a picture of what looks like a man’s penis but is actually a: |
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| horse | |||
| snake | |||
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duck | ||
| penguin | |||
| 16. |
![]() In a flashback to New Jersey eight years ago, One-Eyed Jack lost his eye when Charlie stabbed him with: |
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a syringe | ||
| a pencil | |||
| an icicle | |||
| her finger | |||
| 17. |
![]() Charlie tries to seduce the coloured help, but Mitch isn’t buying that she’s actually attracted to him because last time he was blown: |
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| gas cost eighty cents a gallon | |||
| a bottle of vodka cost four ninety-nine | |||
| a pack of Newports cost forty cents | |||
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candy bars cost a nickel | ||
| 18. |
![]() Mitch would have been here sooner to save Samantha’s life, but he was busy thinking up a line about: |
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a ham on rye | ||
| a P.B. and J | |||
| a Sloppy Joe | |||
| a B.L.T. | |||
| 19. |
![]() Which of Samantha’s pupils learns a valuable lesson about the dangers of smoking – namely that your teacher might appear holding an automatic weapon? |
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Raymond | ||
| Kenneth | |||
| Justin | |||
| Lester | |||
| 20. |
![]() The secret plot between the CIA and the terrorists to blow up a north-eastern town is code-named: |
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| Operation Pocketmoney | |||
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Operation Honeymoon | ||
| Operation Bedlam | |||
| Operation Northwood | |||
| 21. |
![]() Samantha is dismissive of Mitch’s marksmanship, saying: |
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| he couldn’t hit a wall if he was touching it with his nose | |||
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he couldn’t hit a lake if he were standing at the bottom | ||
| he couldn’t hit a bus if he was sitting in it | |||
| he couldn’t hit his [redacted] if he stuck his gun in his crotch | |||
| 22. |
![]() Captured again, it’s always a pleasure for Mitch to wait for Timothy. By the way, Mitch wants to tell him a story involving which famous Christmas ruiner? |
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| Ebenezer Scrooge | |||
| Burgermeister Meisterburger | |||
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the Grinch | ||
| Old Man Potter | |||
| 23. |
![]() Samantha and Caitlin break out of their “left alone to die” situation, thanks to some Macgyver-style antics involving: |
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| a paperclip and a ballpoint pen | |||
| a potato peeler and a thermostat | |||
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a toy baby doll and a meat hook | ||
| a frozen cow carcass and a cigarette stub | |||
| 24. |
![]() Fortunately, 4,000 people aren’t instantly evaporated by the chemical bomb, but what upstate New York landmark is blown up? |
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| Susan B. Anthony House, Rochester | |||
| the Baseball Hall of Fame, Cooperstown | |||
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the Rainbow Bridge, Niagara Falls | ||
| the Lucy and Desi Museum, Jamestown | |||
| 25. |
![]() Charlene has one favour to ask the President, and that is to arrange for Mitch to appear on: |
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Larry King | ||
| Oprah | |||
| Jay Leno | |||
| Letterman | |||