1. |
Samantha Caine was born eight years ago on a beach in New Jersey. She entered the world fully clothes with clothes she doesn’t remember buying. What do “they” call her condition? |
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focal retrograde amnesia | |||
repressed lacunar amnesia | |||
dissociative post-traumatic amnesia | |||
transient global amnesia | |||
2. |
When Samantha woke up on that long-ago day, she was pregnant with Caitlin. What is the name of Caitlin’s teddy bear? |
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Mr Nelson | |||
Mr Chesterfield | |||
Mr Perkins | |||
Mr Winston | |||
3. |
Samantha has hired a low-rent detective Mitch Hennessy to find out who she really is. When we first see Mitch, what seedy activity is he up to? |
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selling mail-order brides | |||
hot-wiring a car | |||
claiming to be a psychic | |||
faking a prostitution bust | |||
4. |
Meanwhile, in the high-security Jersey Correctional Facility, One-Eyed Jack goes absolutely crazy when he sees Samantha on television, at a: |
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nativity play | |||
carol-singing | |||
Santa Claus parade | |||
Christmas tree lighting | |||
5. |
Samantha does something very surprising. Who else do that? |
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librarians | |||
sculptors | |||
accountants | |||
chefs | |||
6. |
One-Eyed Jack escaped after seeing something on TV that disturbed him. Timothy saw it too: |
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Out of This World | |||
Saved By The Bell | |||
Baywatch Nights | |||
Full House | |||
7. |
Turns out, Samantha was recruited in the seventies for a secret assassination program called: |
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Trident | |||
Chapter | |||
Atlas | |||
Century | |||
8. |
Samantha’s real name is: |
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Charlene Elizabeth Baltimore | |||
Charlene Elizabeth Houston | |||
Charlene Elizabeth Boston | |||
Charlene Elizabeth Sandiego | |||
9. |
Hennessy sings what he does so he’ll remember it. What tune does he sing to? |
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Dust My Broom, by Elmore James | |||
Mannish Boy, by Muddy Waters | |||
Kindhearted Woman Blues, by Robert Johnson | |||
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer, by John Lee Hooker | |||
10. |
Samantha and Mitch contact an grouchy old contact of Sam’s, Nathan Waldman. They arrange to meet him at a railway station, but are ambushed by Timothy’s men. They jumped out of a window, it was very exciting. Tomorrow: |
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they go to the park | |||
they go to the fair | |||
they go to the movies | |||
they go to the zoo | |||
11. |
Waldman carries three guns, one hip, one shoulder and one right next to: |
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Mr Jingles | |||
Mr Salty | |||
Mr Wally | |||
Mr Handsome | |||
12. |
Is Mitch thinking what Samantha’s thinking? What is Mitch thinking about? |
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how he’s going to get shot in the head | |||
how Charlie’s going to use him as bait for head-hunters | |||
how Charlie is going to kill him and leave him in a ditch | |||
how much his balls hurt | |||
13. |
Samantha’s former fiancé Luke is played by: |
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Bruce Greenwood | |||
David Morse | |||
Terry O’Quinn | |||
Danny Huston | |||
14. |
Samantha remembers everything about Luke, including all of the following except that he is a terrorist code-named Daedalus, and also : |
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he only eats soup | |||
he doesn’t own a TV | |||
he cuts his own hair | |||
he sits when he pees | |||
15. |
Nathan has tracked down Samantha and Mitch, thanks to an address he found in Mitch’s notebook between the address of a topless bar and a picture of what looks like a man’s penis but is actually a: |
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horse | |||
snake | |||
duck | |||
penguin | |||
16. |
In a flashback to New Jersey eight years ago, One-Eyed Jack lost his eye when Charlie stabbed him with: |
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a syringe | |||
a pencil | |||
an icicle | |||
her finger | |||
17. |
Charlie tries to seduce the coloured help, but Mitch isn’t buying that she’s actually attracted to him because last time he was blown: |
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gas cost eighty cents a gallon | |||
a bottle of vodka cost four ninety-nine | |||
a pack of Newports cost forty cents | |||
candy bars cost a nickel | |||
18. |
Mitch would have been here sooner to save Samantha’s life, but he was busy thinking up a line about: |
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a ham on rye | |||
a P.B. and J | |||
a Sloppy Joe | |||
a B.L.T. | |||
19. |
Which of Samantha’s pupils learns a valuable lesson about the dangers of smoking – namely that your teacher might appear holding an automatic weapon? |
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Raymond | |||
Kenneth | |||
Justin | |||
Lester | |||
20. |
The secret plot between the CIA and the terrorists to blow up a north-eastern town is code-named: |
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Operation Pocketmoney | |||
Operation Honeymoon | |||
Operation Bedlam | |||
Operation Northwood | |||
21. |
Samantha is dismissive of Mitch’s marksmanship, saying: |
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he couldn’t hit a wall if he was touching it with his nose | |||
he couldn’t hit a lake if he were standing at the bottom | |||
he couldn’t hit a bus if he was sitting in it | |||
he couldn’t hit his [redacted] if he stuck his gun in his crotch | |||
22. |
Captured again, it’s always a pleasure for Mitch to wait for Timothy. By the way, Mitch wants to tell him a story involving which famous Christmas ruiner? |
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Ebenezer Scrooge | |||
Burgermeister Meisterburger | |||
the Grinch | |||
Old Man Potter | |||
23. |
Samantha and Caitlin break out of their “left alone to die” situation, thanks to some Macgyver-style antics involving: |
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a paperclip and a ballpoint pen | |||
a potato peeler and a thermostat | |||
a toy baby doll and a meat hook | |||
a frozen cow carcass and a cigarette stub | |||
24. |
Fortunately, 4,000 people aren’t instantly evaporated by the chemical bomb, but what upstate New York landmark is blown up? |
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Susan B. Anthony House, Rochester | |||
the Baseball Hall of Fame, Cooperstown | |||
the Rainbow Bridge, Niagara Falls | |||
the Lucy and Desi Museum, Jamestown | |||
25. |
Charlene has one favour to ask the President, and that is to arrange for Mitch to appear on: |
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Larry King | |||
Oprah | |||
Jay Leno | |||
Letterman | |||