| 1. |
![]() Kate is afraid of flying – she pictures twisted metal, a ball of fire, a baby crying for its lost mother when she should be picturing: |
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| a growing plant | |||
| the view from a mountain top | |||
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a stone cottage | ||
| a flowing stream | |||
| 2. |
![]() Kate lives in which city? |
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| Pittsburgh | |||
| Indianapolis | |||
| Boston | |||
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Toronto | ||
| 3. |
![]() Kate’s fiancé Charlie is going to Paris, and wants her to come with him. Which actor plays Charlie? |
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Timothy Hutton | ||
| Steve Zahn | |||
| Greg Kinnear | |||
| Judge Reinhold | |||
| 4. |
![]() How could Kate not want to go to Paris? She is: |
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a history teacher | ||
| an architect | |||
| an art curator | |||
| a food critic | |||
| 5. |
![]() Kate would love to see which Paris landmark? |
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| the Louvre | |||
| Note Dame | |||
| the Champs Elysées | |||
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the Eiffel Tower | ||
| 6. |
![]() Charlie goes to Paris alone, and almost immediately hooks up with: |
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| une vision – a vision | |||
| une princesse – a princess | |||
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une goddesse – a goddess | ||
| un ange – an angel | |||
| 7. |
![]() Charlie now feels like he could do anything – rule the world, climb the highest mountain or what? |
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| beat up some guy for flirting with his new girlfriend | |||
| openly discuss his Star Trek obsession | |||
| go right up to a beautiful woman and talk with her | |||
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pee with some big guy waiting behind him | ||
| 8. |
![]() Kate hates Paris in the springtime, Kate hates Paris in the fall. Why oh why does Kate hate Paris? |
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| because her love is there with his French tart | |||
| because her love is there with his bastard woman | |||
| because her love is there with his skank goddess | |||
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because her love is there with his slut girlfriend | ||
| 9. |
![]() On the plane to Paris, Kate sits next to a nicotine-saturated and hygiene-deficient Frenchman named: |
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| Jean | |||
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Luc | ||
| Yves | |||
| Marc | |||
| 10. |
![]() Luc claims that Kate is afraid of life, afraid of love, afraid of sex and that in bed she acts like: |
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| a pigeon | |||
| a hamster | |||
| a turtle | |||
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a rabbit | ||
| 11. |
![]() Kate describes her first time to Luc. What game show was playing in the background? |
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| The Price is Right | |||
| Hollywood Squares | |||
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Jeopardy | ||
| Wheel of Fortune | |||
| 12. |
![]() At the airport, Luc runs into Jean-Paul, a friend/policeman who once arrested him. Which French actor plays Jean-Paul? |
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Jean Reno | ||
| Vincent Cassel | |||
| Daniel Autueil | |||
| Gerard Depardieu | |||
| 13. |
![]() Kate’s bags are stolen by an acquaintance of Luc’s named Bub, like: |
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| Bub Geldof | |||
| Bub Hope | |||
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Bub Dylan | ||
| Spongebub Squarepants | |||
| 14. |
![]() Luc reveals that he has what embarrassing problem? |
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| snoring | |||
| constipation | |||
| tinea | |||
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erectile dysfunction | ||
| 15. |
![]() Who did Bob give Kate’s clothes to? |
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Monique | ||
| Aimée | |||
| Juliette | |||
| Sophie | |||
| 16. |
![]() Kate’s application for a new residence visa is denied because neglected to include the information that she was once convicted for: |
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| shoplifting | |||
| driving under the influence | |||
| travelling in a stolen vehicle | |||
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possession of a narcotic | ||
| 17. |
![]() The concierge at the Georges V is thrilled to inform Kate that Charlie and his fiancée are no longer his guests, but are the guests of: |
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| the Hotel du Cap, in Antibes | |||
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the Carlton Hotel, in Cannes | ||
| the Byblos Hotel, in Saint Tropez | |||
| the Hotel Negresco, in Nice | |||
| 18. |
![]() On the train to Cannes, Luc sees a photo of Charlie and makes disparaging remarks about his: |
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| ears | |||
| nose | |||
| mouth | |||
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chin | ||
| 19. |
![]() Luc and Kate have to get off the train unexpectedly due to: |
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| Luc fighting with his brother | |||
| Kate fainting after seeing Charlie with Juliette | |||
| the untimely arrival of Jean-Paul | |||
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Kate’s lactose intolerance | ||
| 20. |
![]() By the way, how many official government cheeses are there in France? |
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452 | ||
| 512 | |||
| 683 | |||
| 798 | |||
| 21. |
![]() According to the sign at the train station, what is the name of the village where Luc and Kate disembark the train? |
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| Saint-Savournin | |||
| Meyreuil | |||
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La Ravelle | ||
| Aubagne | |||
| 22. |
![]() According to Kate, a healthy person is someone who expresses their feelings, while someone who shuts everybody out will: |
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| agonize | |||
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fester | ||
| putrefy | |||
| wretch | |||
| 23. |
![]() Over the years, Luc has lost all of the following to his brother Antoine, except for: |
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| his dog | |||
| his first car | |||
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his girlfriend | ||
| his share of the family vineyard | |||
| 24. |
![]() That’s right, Luc lost his share of the family vineyard to his brother playing: |
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| baccarat | |||
| belote | |||
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poker | ||
| piquet | |||
| 25. |
![]() Luc takes Kate to visit his family home, and shows her a wine aroma box that he made as a child. Kate smells all of the following except: |
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| lavender | |||
| rosemary | |||
| mushroom | |||
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cinnamon | ||
| 26. |
![]() Kate and Luc conspire to run into Charlie and his fiancée on the beach. Luc says he loves the sea – so beautiful, so mysterious, so... what? |
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full of fish | ||
| temperamental and violent – just like a woman | |||
| rhythmic | |||
| salty | |||
| 27. |
![]() As part of her plan to get back with Charlie, she arranges to meet him to complete the formalities of their break-up. What colour dress does she wear? |
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| green | |||
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blue | ||
| mauve | |||
| pink | |||
| 28. |
![]() What shared item does Kate suggest they chainsaw right down the middle? |
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| the guitar-themed coffee table | |||
| the papasan chair | |||
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the love-seat | ||
| the ottoman | |||
| 29. |
![]() Kate dumps Charlie, and decides to get Luc off the hook for his crimes by pretending to sell the stolen diamond necklace to which jeweller’s? |
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| FRED | |||
| Bulgari | |||
| Repossi | |||
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Cartier | ||
| 30. |
![]() Luc and Kate are happy with their stone cottage overlooking a beautiful vineyard. Which song plays over the closing credits? |
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| Je ne regrette rien | |||
| Hymne a l’amour | |||
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La vie en rose | ||
| Sous le ciel de Paris | |||