Kate is afraid of flying – she pictures twisted metal, a ball of fire, a baby crying for its lost mother when she should be picturing:
|a growing plant|
|the view from a mountain top|
|a stone cottage|
|a flowing stream|
Kate lives in which city?
Kate’s fiancé Charlie is going to Paris, and wants her to come with him. Which actor plays Charlie?
How could Kate not want to go to Paris? She is:
|a history teacher|
|an art curator|
|a food critic|
Kate would love to see which Paris landmark?
|the Champs Elysées|
|the Eiffel Tower|
Charlie goes to Paris alone, and almost immediately hooks up with:
|une vision – a vision|
|une princesse – a princess|
|une goddesse – a goddess|
|un ange – an angel|
Charlie now feels like he could do anything – rule the world, climb the highest mountain or what?
|beat up some guy for flirting with his new girlfriend|
|openly discuss his Star Trek obsession|
|go right up to a beautiful woman and talk with her|
|pee with some big guy waiting behind him|
Kate hates Paris in the springtime, Kate hates Paris in the fall. Why oh why does Kate hate Paris?
|because her love is there with his French tart|
|because her love is there with his bastard woman|
|because her love is there with his skank goddess|
|because her love is there with his slut girlfriend|
On the plane to Paris, Kate sits next to a nicotine-saturated and hygiene-deficient Frenchman named:
Luc claims that Kate is afraid of life, afraid of love, afraid of sex and that in bed she acts like:
Kate describes her first time to Luc. What game show was playing in the background?
|The Price is Right|
|Wheel of Fortune|
At the airport, Luc runs into Jean-Paul, a friend/policeman who once arrested him. Which French actor plays Jean-Paul?
Kate’s bags are stolen by an acquaintance of Luc’s named Bub, like:
Luc reveals that he has what embarrassing problem?
Who did Bob give Kate’s clothes to?
Kate’s application for a new residence visa is denied because neglected to include the information that she was once convicted for:
|driving under the influence|
|travelling in a stolen vehicle|
|possession of a narcotic|
The concierge at the Georges V is thrilled to inform Kate that Charlie and his fiancée are no longer his guests, but are the guests of:
|the Hotel du Cap, in Antibes|
|the Carlton Hotel, in Cannes|
|the Byblos Hotel, in Saint Tropez|
|the Hotel Negresco, in Nice|
On the train to Cannes, Luc sees a photo of Charlie and makes disparaging remarks about his:
Luc and Kate have to get off the train unexpectedly due to:
|Luc fighting with his brother|
|Kate fainting after seeing Charlie with Juliette|
|the untimely arrival of Jean-Paul|
|Kate’s lactose intolerance|
By the way, how many official government cheeses are there in France?
According to the sign at the train station, what is the name of the village where Luc and Kate disembark the train?
According to Kate, a healthy person is someone who expresses their feelings, while someone who shuts everybody out will:
Over the years, Luc has lost all of the following to his brother Antoine, except for:
|his first car|
|his share of the family vineyard|
That’s right, Luc lost his share of the family vineyard to his brother playing:
Luc takes Kate to visit his family home, and shows her a wine aroma box that he made as a child. Kate smells all of the following except:
Kate and Luc conspire to run into Charlie and his fiancée on the beach. Luc says he loves the sea – so beautiful, so mysterious, so... what?
|full of fish|
|temperamental and violent – just like a woman|
As part of her plan to get back with Charlie, she arranges to meet him to complete the formalities of their break-up. What colour dress does she wear?
What shared item does Kate suggest they chainsaw right down the middle?
|the guitar-themed coffee table|
|the papasan chair|
Kate dumps Charlie, and decides to get Luc off the hook for his crimes by pretending to sell the stolen diamond necklace to which jeweller’s?
Luc and Kate are happy with their stone cottage overlooking a beautiful vineyard. Which song plays over the closing credits?
|Je ne regrette rien|
|Hymne a l’amour|
|La vie en rose|
|Sous le ciel de Paris|