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Who informs the staff that Li'l Sebatian has died?
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Chris
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Ben
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Ron
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Leslie
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The moment of silence is interrupted by a janitor, whose music player is playing a tune by:
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Shania Twain
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Christina Aguilera
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Milli Vanilli
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Beyonce
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3.
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Leslie wants Andy to write a song like Candle in the Wind, but _______ times better (hint: that number makes up part of the name of the song that Andy eventually writes)
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150
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1 million
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5,000
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96,000
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4.
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Being diagnosed with this affliction has Chris *literally* contemplating his mortality:
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Arthritis
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Tendinitis
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Acid reflux
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Back spasms
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Leslie and Ben: Busted! Ron plays a tape in which the two mention these two famous women in their role-play:
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Golda Meir and Mary Queen of Scots
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Margaret Thatcher and Eleanor Roosevelt
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Harriet Tubman and Susan B. Anthony
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Hillary Rodham Clinton and Geraldine Ferraro
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Jean Ralphio displays a number of memorial ribbons. He and Tom scoff at which member of the staff who states that the ribbons are all black?
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Jerry
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Donna
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Ben
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Ron
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7.
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Ben and Leslie explain to the janitor that caught them kissing that she had just won the:
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Rhodes Scholarship
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Nobel Prize for Physics
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MacArthur Genius Grant
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Congressional Medal of Freedom
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8.
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The two little horses brought out during the Farewell Li'l Sebastian tribute (one of which took a dump on the stage) were named:
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Tickles and Pickles
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Strawberry and Poison Ivy
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Coconut and Ladybug
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Pepperoni and Madagascar
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9.
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Trying to convince Tom to join him in his production company, Jean Ralphio compared them to which notable cinematic duo?
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Tango and Cash
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Thelma and Louise
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Rocky and Apollo Creed
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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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Proceeds will go to Li'l Sebastian's favorite charity:
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The United Negro College Fund
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The Human Fund
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The San Bernadino Home for Wayward Girls and Wine-making
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The Afghan Institute of Learning
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With Jerry out buying propane, who read the poem by Dante?
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Ben
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April
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Councilman Hauser
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Donna
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12.
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"I think if you would know one thing about me, it's that I prefer _______________ to ______________."
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Lighting torches/ reading poems
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Laying wreathes / lighting torches
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Doing anything else / lighting torches
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Playing with knives / playing with fire
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Hearing Li'l Sebastian had died made Ron cry for the second time in his life. The first time was when he was seven, and:
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He was hit by a school bus
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Nixon left office
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Johnny Unitas retired
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He had to amputate his own mother's leg
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14.
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Andy is selling the single and the new full-length CD ($18 each, $40 for the set). What is the name of the CD?
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Title of Record
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The Awesome Album
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Return of the Ghost of Mouse Rat
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The Reggie Wayne Experience
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15.
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William Barnes and his group meet with Leslie, and mention which political office?
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Mayor
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Governor
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City Planner
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State Treasurer
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