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Ben had to move out of the hotel in which he stayed because of the recent addition of:
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Mice
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A camera mounted in the bathroom
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Moths
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Bedbugs
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April rattles off a list of rules Ben must follow if he is to move in with her and Andy. Which of the following is not one of them?
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He can't use the front door
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He must make them waffles on demand
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No personal phone conversations
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He must wear mascara when watching sad movies
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3.
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The name of the mythological figure on whom Jerry based his painting is:
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Despina
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Derceto
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Dysnomia
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Diaphena
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4.
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April and Andy fry these to test their smoke alarm (it doesn't work):
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Marbles
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Matches
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Mouse traps
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Plastic silverware
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5.
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In Jerry's painting, centaur-Leslie slays this creature:
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A wolf
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A fat baby angel
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A stag
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An alligator
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6.
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Tom complains that his depiction in the painting ruins the ________ vibe he's trying to cultivate.
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Will Smith
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Jay-Z
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T-Pain
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Ludacris
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7.
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Ben is alarmed to find Andy and April eating a breakfast of ________ off a _______:
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Mustard from mustard packets / DVD cover
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Turkey chili / frisbee
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Cold hot dogs / hubcap
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Coffee-Mate / toilet tank cover
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8.
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Andy and April use this for laundry detergent:
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Bubble bath
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Dishwasher detergent
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A bar of soap
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Toothpaste
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According to the caption that appears on Perd Hapley's show, this is the correct spelling of the porn star who Perd interviews with Leslie:
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Brandi Maxx
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Brandee Maxxx
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Brandee Maxxxxxx
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Brandi Maxxxx
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10.
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What are kept in the freezer?
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Toothbrushes
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Bills
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A fire extinguisher
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Loose change
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11.
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Tom wants the record of the Public Arts Commission meeting to reflect that he looks not like a fat baby, but rather like actor:
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Jaden Smith
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Taye Diggs
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Denzel Washington
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LL Cool J
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The Public Arts Commission declares that the painting must be destroyed, on the grounds that it contains:
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Nipples
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Suggestions of bestiality
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A cross
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Unlicensed weapons
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13.
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Andy and April are distracted by the ________ aisle in Bed Bath and Beyond:
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Body by Jake
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Popcorn and salsa
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As Seen on TV
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Gumball and gumball machine
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14.
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Leslie takes the painting to Andy and April's, where Ben sneaks a peek at the painting while Leslie:
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Shoots foam pellets from a gun
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Kills bedbugs
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Talks to Chris on the phone
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Replaces the smoke detector
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15.
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Chris is mad that Leslie took the painting. He knows this, because:
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He has a headache for the first time in his life
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His heart is racing at 45 bpm
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No no longer thinks that she is literally his favorite person ever
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He feels like throwing up, like he did when he had the flu
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