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Answers:

1. What sacrifice do to the Knights that Say Ni demand?
A vestal virgin
Shrubbery
A newt
The Holy Grail
 
2. How many times does an European swallow's wings beat to maintain air-speed velocity?
34 times per second
43 times per second
34 times per minute
43 times per minute
 
3. What do the Knights of the Round Table not eat a lot of?
Spam
Jam
Lamb
Ham
 
4. What taunt does the French guard direct at the Knights of the Round Table?
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries
Your mother was a cow and your father smelt like strawberries
Your mother was a duck and your father smelt like Roquefort
Your mother was a horse and your father smelt like liver
 
5. What castle does Sir Galahad visit?
The Swamp Castle
Camelot
The Virgin Castle
The Castle Anthrax
 
6. What is the Shrubber's name?
Roger
Patsy
Tim
Dennis
 
7. What is the Enchantor's name?
Roger
Patsy
Tim
Dennis
 
8. What is King Arthur's manservant's name?
Roger
Patsy
Tim
Dennis
 
9. What animals are credited with directing Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Cows
Rabbits
Llamas
Vicunas
 
10. What body part does the Black Knight lose first in his battle with King Arthur?
Left arm
Right arm
Left leg
Right leg
 
11. According to Sir Bedevere, how do you tell someone is a witch?
She weighs the same as bread
She weights the same as apples
She weighs the same as lead
She weighs the same as a duck
 
12. What did Sir Robin do at the Battle of Baden Hill?
Run away
Wet himself
Shake uncontrollably
Run far, far away
 
13. Which Python member was not a "head" of the Three Headed Knight?
Terry Jones
Graham Chapman
John Cleese
Michael Palin
 
14. What is the penalty for turning on the Grail-shaped beacon?
A flogging
A beating
Tickling
A spanking
 
15. What is Zoot's identical twin sister's name?
Dingo
Buttercup
Maid Marion
Lady of the Lake
 
16. How many Swamp Castles did the King of the Swamp Castles build?
1
2
3
4
 
17. Where were the Knights of the Round Table forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels?
The Fire Swamp
The Pit of Despair
The Frozen Land of Nador
The Gorge of Eternal Peril
 
18. Where is the Holy Hand Grenade from?
Antioch
Briton
Assyria
Canaan
 
19. What is read to instruct the Knights as to how to use the Holy Hand Grenade?
Hand Grenade for Dummies
The Book of Armaments Verse 2 Passage 9-21
The Book of Armaments Verse 9 Passage 2-21
The Art of War
 
20. What question caused Sir Robin to be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril?
What is your favorite color?
What is King Arthur's favorite color?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladened swallow?
What is the capital of Assyria?
 




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