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What sacrifice do to the Knights that Say Ni demand?
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A vestal virgin
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Shrubbery
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A newt
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The Holy Grail
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2.
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How many times does an European swallow's wings beat to maintain air-speed velocity?
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34 times per second
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43 times per second
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34 times per minute
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43 times per minute
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3.
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What do the Knights of the Round Table not eat a lot of?
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Spam
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Jam
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Lamb
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Ham
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4.
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What taunt does the French guard direct at the Knights of the Round Table?
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries
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Your mother was a cow and your father smelt like strawberries
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Your mother was a duck and your father smelt like Roquefort
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Your mother was a horse and your father smelt like liver
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5.
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What castle does Sir Galahad visit?
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The Swamp Castle
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Camelot
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The Virgin Castle
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The Castle Anthrax
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6.
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What is the Shrubber's name?
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Roger
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Patsy
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Tim
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Dennis
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7.
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What is the Enchantor's name?
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Roger
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Patsy
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Tim
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Dennis
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8.
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What is King Arthur's manservant's name?
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Roger
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Patsy
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Tim
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Dennis
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9.
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What animals are credited with directing Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
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Cows
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Rabbits
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Llamas
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Vicunas
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10.
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What body part does the Black Knight lose first in his battle with King Arthur?
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Left arm
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Right arm
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Left leg
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Right leg
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11.
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According to Sir Bedevere, how do you tell someone is a witch?
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She weighs the same as bread
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She weights the same as apples
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She weighs the same as lead
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She weighs the same as a duck
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12.
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What did Sir Robin do at the Battle of Baden Hill?
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Run away
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Wet himself
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Shake uncontrollably
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Run far, far away
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13.
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Which Python member was not a "head" of the Three Headed Knight?
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Terry Jones
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Graham Chapman
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John Cleese
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Michael Palin
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14.
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What is the penalty for turning on the Grail-shaped beacon?
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A flogging
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A beating
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Tickling
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A spanking
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15.
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What is Zoot's identical twin sister's name?
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Dingo
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Buttercup
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Maid Marion
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Lady of the Lake
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16.
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How many Swamp Castles did the King of the Swamp Castles build?
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1
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2
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3
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4
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17.
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Where were the Knights of the Round Table forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels?
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The Fire Swamp
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The Pit of Despair
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The Frozen Land of Nador
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The Gorge of Eternal Peril
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18.
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Where is the Holy Hand Grenade from?
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Antioch
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Briton
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Assyria
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Canaan
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19.
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What is read to instruct the Knights as to how to use the Holy Hand Grenade?
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Hand Grenade for Dummies
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The Book of Armaments Verse 2 Passage 9-21
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The Book of Armaments Verse 9 Passage 2-21
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The Art of War
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20.
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What question caused Sir Robin to be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril?
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What is your favorite color?
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What is King Arthur's favorite color?
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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladened swallow?
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What is the capital of Assyria?
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