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Seen here:
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Kelly Osbourne | ||
Kelly Clarkson | |||
Christina Aguilera | |||
Jo Jo | |||
2. | A&E brought us the debut of a reality show chronicling the life and hijinx of The Two: | ||
Sheen Brothers | |||
Forgotten Baldwins | |||
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Coreys | ||
Last Hollywood Virgins | |||
3. | Robbed and stripped naked was how police found the husband of which actress, after he was mugged by three women (nod, nod, wink, wink): | ||
Elizabeth Taylor | |||
Liza Minelli | |||
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Zsa Zsa Gabor | ||
Helen Mirren | |||
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John Legend | |||
Ruben Studdard | |||
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Usher | ||
R. Kelly | |||
5. | The So Last Week staff was overjoyed on Thursday evening at the debut of a huge online archive. What media did the archive contain? | ||
Comic books | |||
Book review | |||
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Film reviews | ||
Chevy Chase pratfalls | |||
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Pictured here in the current issue of Newsweek:![]() this brainy actress wants girls to think that math is cool (apparently, so is defacing dressing room mirrors). |
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Jodie Foster | |||
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Danica McKellar | ||
Jennifer Connolly | |||
Angelina Jolie | |||
7. | This week, we were turning cartwheels over what we thought was the greatest news, I don't know, EVER, to concern Paris Hilton. A few days later, we found out that the story was sadly mistaken. What was the gist of the unfortunately incorrect story? | ||
Paris was being sent back to prison | |||
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The Hilton family patriarch had stripped the entire family of its inheritance | ||
Paris had been secretly married in Italy | |||
Paris was named to be a contestant on an upcoming celebrity version of Survivor | |||
8. | More Paris! Golden Palace casino reportedly paid $1000 for a used item of Paris's. What was the unusual item? | ||
A cocktail napkin | |||
A bra | |||
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Dental floss | ||
A cell phone | |||
9. | This week we learned that the Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie entertainment juggernaut we know as The Simple Life: | ||
Was nominated for an Emmy | |||
Would, for its next installment, follow the girls as they train to go into space | |||
Was renewed for five more seasons | |||
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Was cancelled | ||
10. | More Nicole Richie news! Following Nicole's plea of guilty to a DUI charge, the hammer of justice came down hard on her this week. What was the sentence? | ||
Community service | |||
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4 days in jail | ||
4 weeks in jail | |||
4 years in jail | |||
11. | So Last Week editors sheepishly admit we had no idea what the hell a colortini was until the passing of this late night talk show personality: | ||
Charlie Frost | |||
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Tom Snyder | ||
Ed McMahon | |||
Carson Daly | |||
12. | We lost a legendary film director this week. Who shuffled off to the great cutting room in the sky? | ||
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Ingmar Bergman | ||
Billy Wilder | |||
Sam Peckinpah | |||
William Wyler | |||
13. | Consider Angie Everhart. Quite a fetching lady. When she acts, well, she tries her little heart out. We're not sure about her taste in the fellas, though. Sylvester Stallone's ex this week became engaged to what unlikely actor? | ||
Edward Norton | |||
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Joe Pesci | ||
Carlos Mencia | |||
Paul Reubens | |||
14. | A handler for which actress was quoted as saying: "The last script that came to us was for [her] to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I was like, "We'll just buy a little man (Oscar) and keep our clothes on." | ||
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Jessica Simpson | ||
Tara Reid | |||
Brittany Murphy | |||
Jennifer Lopez | |||
15. | There has been no news about The View for several weeks now. Nevertheless, we have still found enough news for So Last Week to continue publication. Our jobs were made easier this week when this woman was named to the vacant host position: | ||
Elizabeth Berkley | |||
Diane Sawyer | |||
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Whoopi Goldberg | ||
Katie Couric | |||
16. | Speaking of The View: Remember Star Jones? Neither did we, until she forced her way back into the news this week by admitting which startling confession: | ||
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She had gastric bypass surgery to lose more than 100 pounds | ||
She was a lesbian | |||
She has been acting under an assumed name in a London theatre production of Hairspray | |||
She can *so* catch a football | |||
17. | This mildly notorious former American Idol contestant was arrested on drug charges: | ||
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Corey Clark | ||
Justin Guarini | |||
William Hung | |||
Nikki McKibbin | |||
18. | This successful sports coach and all-around stand-up guy has the #1 slot on the New York Times Best Seller list: | ||
Bill Parcells | |||
Bill Walsh | |||
Rick Neuheisel | |||
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Tony Dungy | ||
19. | An Oscar-winning actress told Monsters and Critics that, while she hasn't appeared nude in film yet, she is open to it, saying: "Nudity just isn't a big deal for me. The reason I haven't done it so far is because I've never had a script that justices it come my way." Who are we talking about here? | ||
Jodie Foster | |||
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Catherine Zeta -Jones | ||
Charlize Theron | |||
Julia Roberts | |||
20. | One of our favorite nutjobs is convinced that al-Qaeda's head cheese is out for him: ""I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won't happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power." Who is unreasonably (we can only assume) jittery? | ||
Daniel Baldwin | |||
Michael Jackson | |||
Nick Nolte | |||
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Bobby Brown | ||