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Elaine is worried to discover Puddy's religious tendencies. This is her first clue:
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He has a new "Jesus Hearts Me" bumper sticker
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He has a bible in his car glove compartment
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He has a bible in his night stand
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The radio in his car is set to a Christian rock station
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2.
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Elaine prefers Puddy being ___________ to him being religious.
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Surly
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Incompetent
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Dumb and lazy
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Unreliable and thoughtless
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3.
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Jerry has a new girlfriend, Sophie. Sophie annoys Jerry when she initiates a phone call with:
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"It's me"
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"Guess who?"
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A British-style "'ello, gov'nor"
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"Go for Sophie!"
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4.
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Mickey and Kramer act out diseases for medical students. Mickey draws this, which he refers to as "the Hamlet of diseases."
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Meningitis
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AIDS
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Dementia
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Infectious mononucleosis
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Kramer isn't as lucky - he is assigned this venereal disease:
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Syphilis
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Chlamydia
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Herpes simplex 2
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Gonorrhea
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6.
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What did Elaine pry off Puddy's car?
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A Jesus fish
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A "Jesus Is Just All Right With Me" bumper sticker
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A crucifix
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His radio antenna
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George goes off on an odd rant in which he assails "hip musicians with their:"
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Be-boppin' and scattin'
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Complicated shoes
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Groovy hairstyles
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Disease-ridden groupies
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Gonorrhea turns out to be a theatrical goldmine for Kramer. He spins a tale for the med students in which he meets a:
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Coquettish haberdasher
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Bosomy barmaid
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Lustful dressmaker
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Desirous chambermaid
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When Jerry tries the "It's me" on the phone with Sophie, Sophie thinks she's talking to a guy named:
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Lewis
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Roger
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Julian
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Rafe
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Puddy isn't concerned that Elaine isn't religious, because:
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Jesus will be cool with her
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He's not the one going to hell
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He's sure she will recant on her deathbed
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He doesn't think she's ever done anything wrong
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Sophie has a mysterious "tractor story." George surmises that she had an accident on a tractor, and as a result has:
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Only one nipple
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Toes for thumbs
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Below-standard hearing
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A cadaver's hip
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Kramer is again assigned Gonorrhea, and believes he's being typecast. He ends up stealing this disease, originally assigned to Mickey:
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Emphysema
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Tourette Syndrome
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Cirrhosis
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Amoria phlebitis
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In as much as Elaine is hell-bound and he is not, Puddy wants Elaine to:
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Swear at the building's super
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Take a drug test for him
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Punch a delivery guy in the neck
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Steal a newspaper
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14.
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"David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And ______! My God, _________!"
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The wailing of lost souls
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The brimstone
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The torment
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The heat
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