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1. In "Homer's Barbershop Quartet", the four original members of the Be Sharps are Homer, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner and who?
Barney Gumble
Grampa Simpson
Carl Carlson
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
2. In "Cape Feare", Marge unwittingly scares Bart by holding up a pair of scissors and vows to get him what, since a coupon is saving her so much money on diet cola?
Ice cream at the store
Krusty the Clown underoos
A haircut at the mall
New lunchbox for school
3. In "Homer Goes to College", Mr. Burns tries to bribe the nuclear inspectors by playing Let's Make a Deal and he offers them either _____ or "they can trade it all in for what's in this box".
The washer and dryer
A fur coat
Three lovely days at Niagara Falls
This encyclopedia collection
4. In "Rosebud", a young Montgomery Burns tosses his Bobo onto the snow-covered ground. Who is the next person to own the teddy bear?
George Burns
Grover Cleveland
Charles Lindbergh
Feathers McGraw
5. In "Treehouse of Horror IV", in the segment "The Devil and Homer Simpson", which of these famous historical figures is not on the Jury of the Damned at Homer's trial?
Lizzie Borden
Joseph Stalin
Richard Nixon
Benedict Arnold
6. In "Marge on the Lam", at the end of the episode, what is Homer's fate revealed to be?
Ordered to pay $2,000 for punitive damages and mental anguish
Taken to a military base for extensive neurochemical testing
Chokes to death on a ham sandwich and ends up in purgatory
Recruited by NASA to test the limits of obese people in space
7. In "Bart's Inner Child", what is the name of the self-help guru who encourages people to be more like Bart ("Be like boy!")?
Birch Barlow
Lyle Lanley
Sally Waxler
Brad Goodman
8. In "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood", after Bart passes a Junior Campers safety test, Ned promotes Bart to the rank of what?
Lil' Lieutenant
Boat Buddy
Pussy Willow
9. In "The Last Temptation of Homer", the Capital City Plaza Hotel proudly proclaims what "since 1990"?
Legionnaires' Disease-Free
Playa Haters
No Bed Bugs
No Ax Murders
10. In "$pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)", at Bart's treehouse casino, a sign states that Milhouse is performing tonight. Who is scheduled for next week?
11. In "Homer the Vigilante", the cat burglar steals what embarrassing item from Bart's room?
Scratch-n-Sniff stickers
Stamp collection
Archie comic books
Easy-Bake Oven
12. In "Bart Gets Famous", after Krusty asks Bart his name, Bart reminds him of a list of things that he has done for Krusty except what?
Saved him from jail
Helped him escape the Mafia
Saved his career
Reunited him with his father
13. In "Homer and Apu", after getting used to his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, James Woods becomes miffed that the movie role has been changed from a convenience store clerk to what?
Jittery Eskimo firefighter
Sexually repressed shoe salesman
Angry Polish transsexual
Flatulent goat farmer
14. In "Lisa vs Malibu Stacy", which actress guest stars as the voice of Malibu Stacy creator Stacy Lavelle?
Michelle Pfeiffer
Rebecca De Mornay
Susan Sarandon
Kathleen Turner
15. In "Deep Space Homer", NASA discovers that their latest shuttle launch received their lowest Nielsen television ratings ever. It was so low, that they were even beaten by what other lowly program?
Godzilla vs. Carrot Top
Doogette Howser, R.N.
A Connie Chung Christmas
Alien Nose Jobs
16. In "Homer Loves Flanders", what does Mr. Burns tell the Springfield Atoms football team that he did to inspire them?
Had Shelbyville City Hall burned down
Gave Smithers the beating of his life
Fired some of the nitwits in Sector 3
Crippled a little boy
17. In "Bart Gets an Elephant", Mr. Blackheart, the ivory dealer, admits that he has had many jobs in his day including whale-hunter, seal-clubber and what?
High-class call girl
President of the FOX network
Saddam Hussein's loyal henchman
18. In "Burns' Heir", after the unsuccessful audition to find an heir, Burns laments that he will just have to give his money to what organization?
East German Liberation Movement
Egg Advisory Council
Jehovah's Witnesses
Plastic Platypus People
19. In "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song", what kind of cookies did Martin Prince bake for Mrs. Krabappel (and in a flashback, he also once gave to Principal Skinner)?
Coconut crispers
Lemon drops
Chocolate roll-ups
Raisin roundies
20. In "The Boy Who Knew Too Much", which of the following townspeople is not one of the people identified to be on the jury at Freddy Quimby's trial?
Helen Lovejoy
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Ned Flanders
21. In "Lady Bouvier's Lover", Homer says the following lines: "Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." What was Marge's response?
Homer, I don't want you watching Star Trek anymore.
Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet.
Homer, you promised me you weren't drinking tonight.
Homer, that's a terrible thing to say. [pause] Maybe they can start with Mr. Burns.
22. In "Secrets of a Successful Marriage", what class does Lenny teach at the Adult Education Annex?
How to Eat an Orange
How to Chew Tobacco
Funk Dancing for Self-Defense
Cooking is for Lovers

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