| 1. | Li'l Sebastian! Li'l Sebastian! Such is the appeal of this creature that 1) Ron totally geeked out over seeing him, and 2) Sebastian was the _______ most popular name of girls in Pawnee following his last appearance at the Harvest Festival. | ||
| #1 | |||
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#3 | ||
| #5 | |||
| #8 | |||
| 2. | ...oh, and Li'l Sebastian has an honorary degree from: | ||
| University of Colorado | |||
| Penn State | |||
| Bryn Mawr | |||
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Notre Dame | ||
| 3. | Which of the following was not true about the Battle of Indian Hill? | ||
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It took place in 1983 | ||
| The Wamapoke chief was shot 102 times | |||
| It lasted for 7 days | |||
| The Wamapoke didn't have any weapons | |||
| 4. | Leslie compares Joan Callamezzo to this creature, whose name Andy claims for a future moniker for his band: | ||
| Bloodhound barracuda | |||
| Mean-minded laser snake | |||
| Blood-thirsty hawk | |||
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Eagle-eyed tiger | ||
| 5. | Which of the following has Ann Perkins not done in the wake of her breakup with Chris? | ||
| Bought $700 worth of candles | |||
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Spent 14 hours rating people on HotorNot.com | ||
| Looked at dog-adoption websites | |||
| *This* to her hair | |||
| 6. |
Andy/April hit a rough patch. She says, "Hey, I love you." He says, "Dude, shut up! That is:" |
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| Totally wigged out! | |||
| Just Eagle-eyed tiger! | |||
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Awesome sauce! | ||
| The bee's knees! | |||
| 7. | In Leslie's clarification to the press, she states that at no time was a Parks Department employee feasting on: | ||
| Zombie flesh | |||
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Petting zoo animals | ||
| Young children | |||
| Rotting corpses of the Womapoke | |||
| 8. | Who was not on the Ferris wheel when it lost power? | ||
| Ron | |||
| Andy | |||
| Tom | |||
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Donna | ||
| 9. | Ron reveals that when Li'l Sebastian went missing, Jerry was shotgunning: | ||
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Funnel cakes | ||
| Fried twinkies | |||
| Steak-on-a-stake | |||
| Blueberry volcanoes | |||
| 10. | Ann is really awesome to look at...most carnival nurses are total: | ||
| Wookies | |||
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Grenades | ||
| Butterfaces | |||
| Waxworks | |||
| 11. | "A Native American tribe making a deal with the government....." | ||
| This cannot possibly end well | |||
| I think I've heard this one before | |||
| This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship | |||
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What could go wrong? | ||
| 12. | Subtitles reveal that Ken Hotate said this to Ben as he threw dust at him to remove the curse: | ||
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Here, dummy | ||
| It's a horse, not a pony | |||
| My tires need rotating | |||
| Live long and prosper | |||