1. | The Life & Times of Showbiz Dads, Part I: Billy Ray Cyrus made news this week when he: | ||
Released a new song that claimed the top spot on the country charts | |||
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Called off his divorce | ||
Checked into a celebrity rehab center | |||
Shaved his head | |||
2. | The Life & Times of Showbiz Dads, Part II: This famous father was arrested this week for reportedly holding his girlfriend against her will: | ||
Jon Gosselin | |||
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Michael Lohan | ||
Hulk Hogan | |||
Gene Simmons | |||
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Foo Fighters | ||
Aerosmith | |||
Green Day | |||
Modest Mouse | |||
4. | Egghead marketing classes are about to become more fierce and fabulous, now that this supermodel has reportedly begun attending Harvard School of Business: | ||
Marisa Miller | |||
Heidi Klum | |||
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Tyra Banks | ||
Claudia Schiffer | |||
5. | Three of the following were not shot this week. The other one? Not so much. Who received a rather superficial gunshot wound while visiting Haiti? | ||
Sean Penn | |||
Angelina Jolie | |||
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Wyclef Jean | ||
Paul Walker | |||
By way of explanation.....
According to news reports: "Jean said Sunday that a bullet grazed his hand as he stepped out of a car to make a telephone call, but said he was only slightly injured" |
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6. | Giving Charlie Sheen some crazy competition, which one-time lead singer for Van Halen proclaimed in an interview that he had once been abducted by aliens? | ||
David Lee Roth | |||
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Sammy Hagar | ||
Gary Cherone | |||
Whoever will end up being the next lead singer | |||
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One of the ladies below announced this week that she is joining Baby and Posh in the baby making business. Which is expecting a baby this year?
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None of the above. It's Spice World's Alan Cumming. | |||
8. | If you believe internet reports, which we always do, the hacker ring that had acquired nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens and others have also obtained pics of this recent Oscar winning actress in her birthday suit: | ||
Hilary Swank | |||
Sandra Bullock | |||
Halle Berry | |||
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Natalie Portman | ||
9. | If you are one of the millions of people who are somewhat dimly aware of who Rebecca Black is, you'll sorta know that the teen hurdled to fame after releasing a YouTube song named after what day of the week? | ||
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Friday | ||
Sunday | |||
Wednesday | |||
Monday | |||
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Behold, the first glimpse of Adrianne Palicki in costume for the upcoming Wonder Woman TV show:![]() Much to-do arose over the lower half of the costume, which consisted of: |
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A blue skirt | |||
Black leather pants | |||
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Blue skin-tight pants | ||
Red hotpants | |||
11. | This star's camp is up in arms over a book called Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead which made claims of her harboring a bias against African Americans: | ||
Tara Reid | |||
Lady Gaga | |||
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Paris Hilton | ||
Kate Hudson | |||
12. | Talk Show Madness! (Part I): Charlie Sheen made a quick pop-in on a late-night show, delivering a quick kiss full on the lips to this host before disappearing back into the night: | ||
David Letterman | |||
Jay Leno | |||
Conan O'Brien | |||
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Jimmy Kimmel | ||
13. | Talk Show Madness! (Part II): Meanwhile, this increasingly psycho individual went all Cloverfield Monster on the dressing rooms at Good Morning America, apparently peeved after being asked some pointed interview questions: | ||
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Chris Brown | ||
Taylor Momsen | |||
Tiger Woods | |||
Mel Gibson | |||
14. | Happy fifth birthday (some time this week) to which social networking site, which is totally old enough now to clean its own bedroom without being told constantly? | ||
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15. | Which person once associated with American Idol has taken up the strange but SLW-approved cause to get bloated two-hour reality shows trimmed back to one hour? | ||
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Ellen DeGeneres | ||
Paula Abdul | |||
Simon Cowell | |||
Kara Dio...LaGaurdia...er...however her name's spelled | |||
By way of explanation.....
About "The Celebrity Apprentice" DeGeneres said, "You've assembled the craziest cast ever, but what's crazier than that is making me spend two hours of my Sunday watching your show when I should be playing with my niece, Whatshername. I used to know her name ... before I started watching." |
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16. | Adieu to a TV series (Part I): Which critically acclaimed and one-time controversial cable series ended this week after five seasons? | ||
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Big Love | ||
True Blood | |||
Mad Men | |||
Entourage | |||
17. | Adieu to a TV series (Part II): Sorry fans of freshman sitcom ______! Your show will be replaced in April with the new (uncreatively titled) Paul Reiser Show. | ||
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Perfect Couples | ||
Mr. Sunshine | |||
Outsourced | |||
Mike & Molly | |||
By way of explanation.....
Actually, we'd award points to the network if they actually did call it the Uncreatively Titled Paul Reiser Show |
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18. | Legendary actress and pop culture mainstay Elizabeth Taylor passed away this week at the age of 79. We have some interesting tidbits about Liz in the scoring section, so right now we'll just ask which iconic film role was she most associated with? | ||
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Cleopatra | ||
Mrs. Robinson | |||
Scarlett O'Hara | |||
Annie Hall | |||
19. | Taking to The View and pissing off Whoopi Goldberg this week, this TV personality (and wannabe politician) unofficially joined the birther movement by publicly demanding Obama's birth certificate? | ||
Fred Thompson | |||
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Donald Trump | ||
Sam Waterston | |||
Brian Williams | |||
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![]() Which woman bent over backwards (see what we did there?) to make sure that you enjoyed her latest photoshoot in Vogue magazine? |
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Beyonce | |||
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Rihanna | ||
Kim Kardashian | |||
Nicki Minaj | |||