| 1. | Celebrity split #1: Scorching hot Twilight star Ashley Greene no longer has the stink of Jonas about her. Which of the musical brothers had she been seeing? | ||
| Kevin | |||
| Nick | |||
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Joe | ||
| Whichever one Alec Baldwin played | |||
| 2. | Celebrity split #2: Which of these fine-looking ladies got uncoupled this week, as she is no longer dating her boyfriend of several years? | ||
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| 3. | An up-and-coming actress was frequently named this week as being the "other woman" in the Timberlake-Biel split. You know here best as: | ||
| Jennifer Lawrence | |||
| Rooney Mara | |||
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Mila Kunis | ||
| Rumer Willis | |||
| 4. | Last Friday, police stormed Charlie Sheen's L.A. home, searching for __________ which would have violated the terms of the restraining order filed by his ex-wife Brooke: | ||
| Drugs | |||
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Firearms | ||
| Pornography | |||
| Illegally imported exotic animals | |||
| 5. | It's true love, for sure, as the season finale of The Bachelor saw Brad Womack ask a lady named ___________ to be his sweet baboo: | ||
| Racquel | |||
| Monique | |||
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Emily | ||
| Heather | |||
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The current issue of Maxim thoughtfully includes a pictorial on fetching actress Eva Amurri,![]() who alert readers realize is the daughter of fetching actress: |
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Susan Sarandon | ||
| Diane Lane | |||
| Goldie Hawn | |||
| Helen Mirren | |||
| 7. | Comics in the News, #1: Audience members weren't quite sure what to make of this comedian suddenly collapsing onstage during a performance in Minnesota (spoiler alert - it was a heart attack!): | ||
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Gallagher | ||
| Jim Gaffigan | |||
| Zach Galifianakis | |||
| Steven Wright | |||
| 8. | Comics in the News, #2: Meanwhile, this abrasive comic has been dropped as the voice of the AFLAC duck, after he tweeted several insensitive commence concerning the disaster in Japan: | ||
| Lewis Black | |||
| Jim Gaffigan | |||
| Louis CK | |||
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Gilbert Gottfried | ||
| 9. | Thursday brought word that NBC renewed three of the following shows. So, sucks to be the fourth, I guess. Which hasn't yet been picked up for another season? | ||
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| 10. | Hip-hop fans poured one out at the passing of this rapper at the age of 41: | ||
| Nas | |||
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Nate Dogg | ||
| Nelly | |||
| Ne-Yo | |||
| 11. | The cable channel that centralizes comedy broadcast a roast this week. What media figure was skewered with ribald language and a dash or two of innuendo? | ||
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Donald Trump | ||
| Oprah | |||
| Larry King | |||
| Conan O'Brien | |||
| 12. | The laws of comedy dictate that you just can't have a proper roast these days without having at least one Jersey Shore cast member in attendance. Fortunately, this individual was on-hand: | ||
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The Situation | ||
| JWoww | |||
| Snooki | |||
| Pauly D | |||
| 13. | Which American Pie star has 'voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues?' | ||
| Jason Biggs | |||
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Seann William Scott | ||
| Eddie Kaye Thomas | |||
| Thomas Ian Nicholas | |||
| 14. | Having bludgeoned Tibet's belief system, social network buying site Groupon has launched an innovative venture coinciding with the release of which new movie? | ||
| Limitless | |||
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The Lincoln Lawyer | ||
| Paul | |||
| Sucker Punch | |||
| 15. | Everyone named below who did not have a sex tape featuring him and his wife hit the net this week, please step forward. Not so fast, | ||
| Will Ferrell | |||
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Usher | ||
| Bret Michaels | |||
| Ice Cube | |||
| 16. | In more celebrity exploitation news, hackers have obtained nude photos of a handful of celebrities of various magnitude. If you read the reports about this, you would know that which Disney star is mentioned most often as one of the victims? | ||
| Ashley Tisdale | |||
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Vanessa Hudgens | ||
| Miley Cyrus | |||
| Demi Lovato | |||
| 17. | Beatles fans, despair! A Robert Zemeckis-directed remake of which Fab Four film has been shuttered by Disney? | ||
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| 18. | Sinophiles, rejoice! The Chinese will no longer be cast as the invading enemy in the remake of Red Dawn. Rather, the bad guys will be: | ||
| Libyans | |||
| Venezuelans | |||
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North Koreans | ||
| Canadians | |||
| 19. | This actor was involved in a public restroom scuffle after some weirdo decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of him taking a whizz: | ||
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Jake Gyllenhaal | ||
| Ed Helms | |||
| Russell Crowe | |||
| Robert Pattinson | |||
| 20. | One of the most sought-after roles in recent years - the lead character Katniss in the Hunger Games trilogy - has been filled, awarded this week to this young actress: | ||
| Hailee Steinfeld | |||
| Willow Smith | |||
| Abigail Breslin | |||
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Jennifer Lawrence | ||