This episode opens with:
|Bart trying to bury the head of Jebediah Springfield in the back yard|
|Bart confessing that he sawed off the head to his family|
|Bart and Homer being chased by an angry mob|
|Krusty stringing up a noose over a convenient branch|
“Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives. At least until you've heard the story of how we ended up with the head of our beloved town founder.” How long will this story take?
|21 minutes and 50 seconds|
|22 minutes and 10 seconds|
|22 minutes and 45 seconds|
|23 minutes and 5 seconds|
Before the Simpson family goes to church, Marge frisks Bart. What is not one of the items she takes from him?
|a comic book|
|a personal stereo|
Of the following, which can go to heaven?
Reverend Lovejoy gives his sermon “Gambling: The Eighth Deadly Sin” but it must be alright in certain circumstances as the church noticeboard advertises all the following except:
|Monte Carlo Night Wednesday|
|Keno Jackpot Thursday|
|Reno Retreat Saturday|
What movie does Bart want to see, that a certain mother doesn’t want him to see?
|Revenge of the Space Mutants|
|Space Mutants 4: The Trilogy Continues|
|Space Mutants V: Mutants Down Under|
Jebediah Springfield’s achievements mentioned in this episode include all of the following except:
|built Springfield’s first hospital out of logs and mud|
|being the state’s greatest slave-owner|
|saving the settlers in the great blizzard of ‘48|
|killing a bear with his bare hands|
A boy without mischief is like:
|a Sunday afternoon without a nap|
|a donut without chocolate frosting|
|a church visit without a beer afterwards|
|a bowling ball without a liquid center|
According to Homer, what is the most important thing in the world?
|fitting in with your social betters|
|being good at sports|
Bart is staring at the clouds with his new friends – the worst kids in school, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney. They see clouds that look like all of the following except:
|a space mutant eating people|
|a school bus going over a cliff|
|a guy with a knife in his back|
|a cherry bomb|
What radio show is interrupted for the breaking news story that someone has decapitated the statue of Jebediah Springfield?
|Mambo in the Morning|
|The Bright and Early Show, with Captain Mike|
|Springfield Breakfast Bonanza|
|Top Of The Morning To You|
There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity. If you know who cut off Jebediah's head, turn them in and Krusty will send you:
|a Krusty the Clown commemorative plate|
|a slide whistle|
What is not one of Jebediah’s middle names?
Modern historians recently uncovered evidence that:
|Jebediah probably founded Shelbyville|
|the hospital was probably built without him|
|Jebediah probably died in the great blizzard of ‘48|
|the bear probably killed Jebediah|
Somehow, the mob doesn’t feel like killing any more. Who expresses their love for the person standing next to them?