1. |
![]() Bart and Lisa are fighting over: |
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who Marge loves more | |||
who loves the other more | |||
who Maggie loves more | |||
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who loves Homer more | ||
2. |
![]() The Simpson family are going to the company picnic, and Homer inspects one of Marge’s gelatine desserts which contains: |
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grapes | |||
cranberries | |||
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marshmallows | ||
pretzels | |||
3. |
![]() When Mr Burns said he liked Marge’s desserts, it was the only time he’d spoken to Homer without using the word: |
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nincompoop | |||
numbskull | |||
imbecile | |||
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bonehead | ||
4. |
![]() Bart is identified by another company picnic-goer as: |
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the boy making wee-wee in the fountain | |||
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the boy torturing the swans | ||
the boy throwing devilled eggs at the other children | |||
the boy setting the marquee tent on fire | |||
5. |
![]() Marge gets drunk on the al-kee-hol in the punch, and starts singing |
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Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | |||
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer | |||
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Hey Brother, Pour The Wine | ||
One More For My Baby (And One More For The Road) | |||
6. |
![]() At the company picnic, what event is mandatory? |
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the father-son sack race | ||
the egg and spoon race | |||
the wife-carrying race | |||
the boys and girls mixed animal potato race | |||
7. |
![]() Homer wants to eat at the dining-room table like a real family. How does Bart say grace? |
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Good bread, good meat, thank God, let’s eat | |||
Two four six eight, eat up, don’t wait | |||
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Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub | ||
Father, Son and Holy Ghost, whoever eats fastest gets the most | |||
8. |
![]() Homer takes the Simpsons to peer in a window to see how other families live. One particular family is obviously freaks, for all of the following reasons except: |
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no belching | |||
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they are having a conversation | ||
the dad has a shirt on | |||
napkins | |||
9. |
![]() Lisa is undisciplined, Homer is the voice of reason, the Simpsons sure are different in these earlier episodes. Of the following, which is not true of this episode? |
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Barney is blond | |||
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Lenny wears a blue shirt | ||
Moe has black hair | |||
Lou is yellow | |||
10. |
![]() The police officers, Eddie and Lou, are looking for a family of peeping toms, and the dog picks up Homer’s scent. What’s the dog’s name? |
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Hobo | |||
Lobo | |||
Cujo | |||
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Bobo | ||
11. |
![]() What’s the phone number for Marvin Monroe’s Family Therapy Center? |
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1-800-LOVE | |||
1-800-KISSES | |||
1-800-FAMILY | |||
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1-800-HUGS | ||
12. |
![]() Homer plops down $250 for family therapy. There go Lisa’s young-girl dreams of: |
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Wellesley | |||
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Vassar | ||
Radcliffe | |||
Bryn Mawr | |||
13. |
![]() Dr Monroe asks the Simpsons to draw their fears, their anxieties, the roots of their unhappiness. They all draw pictures of Homer except Homer, who draws: |
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a Wild West gunfight | |||
Homer, but with enormous muscles | |||
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a plane dropping bombs | ||
UFOs attacking a city | |||
14. |
![]() Dr Monroe’s therapy isn’t working, so he has to turn to more unorthodox methods. He’ll have plenty of time to explain while: |
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he untangles these electrode wires | |||
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he warms up the electric generator | ||
they wait for the approaching lightning storm | |||
the Simpsons sign these special waiver forms | |||
15. |
![]() The Simpsons do not achieve family bliss and get double their money back. What do they agree to spend their newfound wealth on? |
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a new shotgun | |||
a trip to the Springfield Mall | |||
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a new television | ||
a new couch | |||