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![]() Bart and Lisa are making Marge the best birthday breakfast ever! What are they making? |
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pancakes | ||
bacon and sausages | |||
scrambled eggs | |||
waffles | |||
2. |
![]() What has Bart bought Marge for her birthday? |
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a ceramic chicken | |||
bath salts | |||
a solid 24 carat gold necklace | |||
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a bottle of French perfume | ||
3. |
![]() Homer has not remembered Marge’s birthday and makes an emergency trip to the mall... I mean a little stroll around the block. He rejects getting a gift from all of the following stores except: |
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International House of Hair Removal | ||
Girdles & Such Fancy Lingerie | |||
The Carmel Corn Warehouse | |||
The Jerky Hut | |||
4. |
![]() Homer never buys anything Marge wants – remember the tackle box, and the: |
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Connie Chung calendar | ||
grilling tools | |||
survival gear | |||
complete spanner set | |||
5. |
![]() Patty is glad that Selma doesn’t know how to: |
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get her lip to look hairless | |||
tempt a man | |||
work the video camera | |||
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do the Heimlich maneuver | ||
6. |
![]() Homer has bought Marge a bowling ball – so she goes bowling with it. What is Marge’s shoe size? |
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11½ A | |||
7 EE | |||
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13 AA | ||
14 F | |||
7. |
![]() Homer is left behind to mind the kids. According to Homer, what is the food of kings? |
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Mexican food | |||
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hot pizza | ||
cheeseburgers | |||
a bucket of chicken | |||
8. |
![]() Marge has found a bowling teacher – Jacques. Jacques speaks with a French accent that disappears when he shouts the words: |
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“Two hot dogs!” | |||
“Two pizza slices!” | |||
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“Four onion rings!” | ||
“Four chicken wings!” | |||
9. |
![]() Jacques strokes Marge’s hand at all of the following occasions except: |
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as she fills in the scorecard | |||
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as she eases her feet into her bowling shoes | ||
as she holds her hands over the cold air vent | |||
as she dips onion rings in ketchup | |||
10. |
![]() Jacques’ head says no, but his heart and hips cry: |
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“Onward!” | |||
“Advance!” | |||
“Let’s go!” | |||
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“Proceed!” | ||
11. |
![]() How many pins in Jacques’ heart has Marge knocked over? |
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six | |||
seven | |||
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eight | ||
nine | |||
12. |
![]() Lisa has read about what happens to kids who's parents no longer love and cherish each other – they go through eight separate stages. What is not one of the stages mentioned? |
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2 – denial | |||
3 – fear | |||
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4 – shame | ||
5 – self-pity | |||
13. |
![]() Where does Jacques live? |
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Fiesta Terrace | ||
Stud Heights | |||
Upscale Single Apartments | |||
The Mayfair Arms | |||
14. |
![]() Homer realises that Marge might be seeing someone else, but he doesn’t say anything to her, except for complimenting her gift for: |
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pork chops | |||
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peanut butter and jelly sandwiches | ||
mashed potatoes | |||
ice cream sundaes | |||
15. |
![]() Homer says to tell the boss that he’s going to the back seat of his car with the woman he loves, and he won’t be back for: |
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five minutes | |||
eight minutes | |||
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ten minutes | ||
twelve minutes | |||