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![]() Bart and Lisa are making Marge the best birthday breakfast ever! What are they making? |
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pancakes | ||
| bacon and sausages | |||
| scrambled eggs | |||
| waffles | |||
| 2. |
![]() What has Bart bought Marge for her birthday? |
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| a ceramic chicken | |||
| bath salts | |||
| a solid 24 carat gold necklace | |||
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a bottle of French perfume | ||
| 3. |
![]() Homer has not remembered Marge’s birthday and makes an emergency trip to the mall... I mean a little stroll around the block. He rejects getting a gift from all of the following stores except: |
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International House of Hair Removal | ||
| Girdles & Such Fancy Lingerie | |||
| The Carmel Corn Warehouse | |||
| The Jerky Hut | |||
| 4. |
![]() Homer never buys anything Marge wants – remember the tackle box, and the: |
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Connie Chung calendar | ||
| grilling tools | |||
| survival gear | |||
| complete spanner set | |||
| 5. |
![]() Patty is glad that Selma doesn’t know how to: |
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| get her lip to look hairless | |||
| tempt a man | |||
| work the video camera | |||
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do the Heimlich maneuver | ||
| 6. |
![]() Homer has bought Marge a bowling ball – so she goes bowling with it. What is Marge’s shoe size? |
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| 11½ A | |||
| 7 EE | |||
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13 AA | ||
| 14 F | |||
| 7. |
![]() Homer is left behind to mind the kids. According to Homer, what is the food of kings? |
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| Mexican food | |||
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hot pizza | ||
| cheeseburgers | |||
| a bucket of chicken | |||
| 8. |
![]() Marge has found a bowling teacher – Jacques. Jacques speaks with a French accent that disappears when he shouts the words: |
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| “Two hot dogs!” | |||
| “Two pizza slices!” | |||
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“Four onion rings!” | ||
| “Four chicken wings!” | |||
| 9. |
![]() Jacques strokes Marge’s hand at all of the following occasions except: |
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| as she fills in the scorecard | |||
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as she eases her feet into her bowling shoes | ||
| as she holds her hands over the cold air vent | |||
| as she dips onion rings in ketchup | |||
| 10. |
![]() Jacques’ head says no, but his heart and hips cry: |
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| “Onward!” | |||
| “Advance!” | |||
| “Let’s go!” | |||
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“Proceed!” | ||
| 11. |
![]() How many pins in Jacques’ heart has Marge knocked over? |
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| six | |||
| seven | |||
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eight | ||
| nine | |||
| 12. |
![]() Lisa has read about what happens to kids who's parents no longer love and cherish each other – they go through eight separate stages. What is not one of the stages mentioned? |
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| 2 – denial | |||
| 3 – fear | |||
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4 – shame | ||
| 5 – self-pity | |||
| 13. |
![]() Where does Jacques live? |
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Fiesta Terrace | ||
| Stud Heights | |||
| Upscale Single Apartments | |||
| The Mayfair Arms | |||
| 14. |
![]() Homer realises that Marge might be seeing someone else, but he doesn’t say anything to her, except for complimenting her gift for: |
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| pork chops | |||
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peanut butter and jelly sandwiches | ||
| mashed potatoes | |||
| ice cream sundaes | |||
| 15. |
![]() Homer says to tell the boss that he’s going to the back seat of his car with the woman he loves, and he won’t be back for: |
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| five minutes | |||
| eight minutes | |||
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ten minutes | ||
| twelve minutes | |||