Bart and Lisa are making Marge the best birthday breakfast ever! What are they making?
|bacon and sausages|
What has Bart bought Marge for her birthday?
|a ceramic chicken|
|a solid 24 carat gold necklace|
|a bottle of French perfume|
Homer has not remembered Marge’s birthday and makes an emergency trip to the mall... I mean a little stroll around the block. He rejects getting a gift from all of the following stores except:
|International House of Hair Removal|
|Girdles & Such Fancy Lingerie|
|The Carmel Corn Warehouse|
|The Jerky Hut|
Homer never buys anything Marge wants – remember the tackle box, and the:
|Connie Chung calendar|
|complete spanner set|
Patty is glad that Selma doesn’t know how to:
|get her lip to look hairless|
|tempt a man|
|work the video camera|
|do the Heimlich maneuver|
Homer has bought Marge a bowling ball – so she goes bowling with it. What is Marge’s shoe size?
Homer is left behind to mind the kids. According to Homer, what is the food of kings?
|a bucket of chicken|
Marge has found a bowling teacher – Jacques. Jacques speaks with a French accent that disappears when he shouts the words:
|“Two hot dogs!”|
|“Two pizza slices!”|
|“Four onion rings!”|
|“Four chicken wings!”|
Jacques strokes Marge’s hand at all of the following occasions except:
|as she fills in the scorecard|
|as she eases her feet into her bowling shoes|
|as she holds her hands over the cold air vent|
|as she dips onion rings in ketchup|
Jacques’ head says no, but his heart and hips cry:
How many pins in Jacques’ heart has Marge knocked over?
Lisa has read about what happens to kids who's parents no longer love and cherish each other – they go through eight separate stages. What is not one of the stages mentioned?
|2 – denial|
|3 – fear|
|4 – shame|
|5 – self-pity|
Where does Jacques live?
|Upscale Single Apartments|
|The Mayfair Arms|
Homer realises that Marge might be seeing someone else, but he doesn’t say anything to her, except for complimenting her gift for:
|peanut butter and jelly sandwiches|
|ice cream sundaes|
Homer says to tell the boss that he’s going to the back seat of his car with the woman he loves, and he won’t be back for: