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![]() What will Krusty’s audience do if his show ever went off the air? |
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| hold their breath | |||
| scream till they are hoarse | |||
| kick their parents | |||
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kill themselves | ||
| 2. |
![]() Krusty is joined on stage by Brittany, who has a choice to make – have Krusty sing her a birthday song, or: |
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| throw a pie in Sideshow Bob’s face | |||
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shoot Sideshow Bob out of a cannon | ||
| watch Sideshow Bob wrestle with a man-eating tiger | |||
| set Sideshow Bob’s hair on fire | |||
| 3. |
![]() Patty and Selma are coming over to show slides of their trip to: |
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| the Amazon | |||
| the Netherlands | |||
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the Yucatan | ||
| the Grand Canyon | |||
| 4. |
![]() To celebrate Patty and Selma’s visit, Marge asks Homer to stop at the Kwik-E-Mart and buy: |
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| extra-fancy chips and dip | |||
| frozen chocolate cake | |||
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premium ice cream | ||
| lavender-scented air freshener | |||
| 5. |
![]() The Kwik-E-Mart is robbed, by none other than Krusty! Homer’s response is a cowardly dive into a display of what kind of heavily-salted snack treats? |
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potato chips | ||
| pretzels | |||
| peanuts | |||
| pork rinds | |||
| 6. |
![]() The last slide of Patty and Selma’s trip is: |
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| their luggage being searched at the airport | |||
| Patty arguing with the cab driver over their fare | |||
| the mail waiting for them when they got back | |||
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Selma dropping off the vacation film to be developed | ||
| 7. |
![]() Earlier this evening, the Springfield SWAT team apprehended the TV clown, who appears on a rival station opposite which Emmy Award winning host? |
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Hobo Hank | ||
| Captain Hoohaw | |||
| Boko Nincompoop | |||
| Signor Clownarelli | |||
| 8. |
![]() Bart’s Krusty doll says all the following phrases except: |
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| Buy my cereal! | |||
| You’re my best friend! | |||
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Mmmm… do I smell pork products? | ||
| I didn’t do it! | |||
| 9. |
![]() Krusty had humble beginnings as a street mime in |
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| Gary, Indiana | |||
| Duluth, Minnesota | |||
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Tupelo, Mississippi | ||
| Seattle, Washington | |||
| 10. |
![]() One of television’s best-loved bloopers is: |
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| Krusty’s encounter with a urine monkey | |||
| Krusty’s make-out moves on special guest star Raquel Welch | |||
| Krusty’s accidental dropping | |||
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Krusty’s near-fatal heart attack | ||
| 11. |
![]() Krusty’s replacement host, Sideshow Bob, has plans for sweeping changes to the show, including learning about all of the following except: |
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| nutrition | |||
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career skills | ||
| etiquette | |||
| self-esteem | |||
| 12. |
![]() “A volley of musketry flamed, thundered, roared! A profound silence followed, broken only by the approaching footsteps of the Third Brigade.” So ends Sideshow Bob’s reading of the 34th chapter of: |
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The Man In The Iron Mask | ||
| War and Peace | |||
| Kidnapped | |||
| The Red Badge of Courage | |||
| 13. |
![]() Sideshow Bob asks Bart to join him on a new segment of his show exploring pre-adolescent turmoil. He calls it: |
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| Changes | |||
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Choices | ||
| Blessings | |||
| Feelings | |||
| 14. |
![]() Of the following, which is not one of the clues that points towards Krusty’s innocence? |
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| the Springfield Review of Books | |||
| his pacemaker | |||
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a menorah | ||
| his small feet | |||
| 15. |
![]() Sideshow Bob confesses to his own crimes, live from the set of his show, which is titled: |
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| Sideshow Bob’s Festival of Reverie | |||
| Sideshow Bob’s Procession of Fancy | |||
| Sideshow Bob’s Carnival of Caprice | |||
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Sideshow Bob’s Cavalcade of Whimsy | ||