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What will Krusty’s audience do if his show ever went off the air? |
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hold their breath | |||
scream till they are hoarse | |||
kick their parents | |||
kill themselves | |||
2. |
Krusty is joined on stage by Brittany, who has a choice to make – have Krusty sing her a birthday song, or: |
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throw a pie in Sideshow Bob’s face | |||
shoot Sideshow Bob out of a cannon | |||
watch Sideshow Bob wrestle with a man-eating tiger | |||
set Sideshow Bob’s hair on fire | |||
3. |
Patty and Selma are coming over to show slides of their trip to: |
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the Amazon | |||
the Netherlands | |||
the Yucatan | |||
the Grand Canyon | |||
4. |
To celebrate Patty and Selma’s visit, Marge asks Homer to stop at the Kwik-E-Mart and buy: |
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extra-fancy chips and dip | |||
frozen chocolate cake | |||
premium ice cream | |||
lavender-scented air freshener | |||
5. |
The Kwik-E-Mart is robbed, by none other than Krusty! Homer’s response is a cowardly dive into a display of what kind of heavily-salted snack treats? |
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potato chips | |||
pretzels | |||
peanuts | |||
pork rinds | |||
6. |
The last slide of Patty and Selma’s trip is: |
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their luggage being searched at the airport | |||
Patty arguing with the cab driver over their fare | |||
the mail waiting for them when they got back | |||
Selma dropping off the vacation film to be developed | |||
7. |
Earlier this evening, the Springfield SWAT team apprehended the TV clown, who appears on a rival station opposite which Emmy Award winning host? |
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Hobo Hank | |||
Captain Hoohaw | |||
Boko Nincompoop | |||
Signor Clownarelli | |||
8. |
Bart’s Krusty doll says all the following phrases except: |
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Buy my cereal! | |||
You’re my best friend! | |||
Mmmm… do I smell pork products? | |||
I didn’t do it! | |||
9. |
Krusty had humble beginnings as a street mime in |
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Gary, Indiana | |||
Duluth, Minnesota | |||
Tupelo, Mississippi | |||
Seattle, Washington | |||
10. |
One of television’s best-loved bloopers is: |
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Krusty’s encounter with a urine monkey | |||
Krusty’s make-out moves on special guest star Raquel Welch | |||
Krusty’s accidental dropping | |||
Krusty’s near-fatal heart attack | |||
11. |
Krusty’s replacement host, Sideshow Bob, has plans for sweeping changes to the show, including learning about all of the following except: |
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nutrition | |||
career skills | |||
etiquette | |||
self-esteem | |||
12. |
“A volley of musketry flamed, thundered, roared! A profound silence followed, broken only by the approaching footsteps of the Third Brigade.” So ends Sideshow Bob’s reading of the 34th chapter of: |
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The Man In The Iron Mask | |||
War and Peace | |||
Kidnapped | |||
The Red Badge of Courage | |||
13. |
Sideshow Bob asks Bart to join him on a new segment of his show exploring pre-adolescent turmoil. He calls it: |
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Changes | |||
Choices | |||
Blessings | |||
Feelings | |||
14. |
Of the following, which is not one of the clues that points towards Krusty’s innocence? |
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the Springfield Review of Books | |||
his pacemaker | |||
a menorah | |||
his small feet | |||
15. |
Sideshow Bob confesses to his own crimes, live from the set of his show, which is titled: |
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Sideshow Bob’s Festival of Reverie | |||
Sideshow Bob’s Procession of Fancy | |||
Sideshow Bob’s Carnival of Caprice | |||
Sideshow Bob’s Cavalcade of Whimsy | |||