| 1. |
![]() According to the blackboard gag, Bart will not call his teacher: |
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| toots | |||
| peaches | |||
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hot cakes | ||
| sweet cheeks | |||
| 2. |
![]() Who is Homer Simpson’s poor sucker of an assistant (and future poor sucker of a supervisor)? |
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Eugene Fisk | ||
| Marvin Trundle | |||
| Willard Wilson | |||
| Farley Eckelman | |||
| 3. |
![]() Eugene Fisk didn’t know the punch was spiked and made an ass of himself putting the moves on a new girl who works in: |
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| fuel management | |||
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valve maintenance | ||
| waste disposal | |||
| document control | |||
| 4. |
![]() Bart’s comic book contains advertisements for all of the following except: |
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| a real nuclear submarine | |||
| X-Ray TV glasses | |||
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a real Texas ranch | ||
| Hypno-Coin | |||
| 5. |
![]() Six months later, Homer’s supervisor Eugene Fisk is marrying some girl in valve maintenance, and Homer’s attending a little get-together with the guys from work. Marge suspects this is a stag party, but Homer assures her it will be: |
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| a dignified swa-ree, with horse doovers and stuff | |||
| a scones and cucumber sandwiches affair | |||
| a fancy reception, with scones and fingerbowls | |||
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a tea and crumpets thing | ||
| 6. |
![]() Bart finally gets his spy camera, and takes photos of all the following except: |
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| Marge shaving her armpits | |||
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Santa’s Little Helper in the Flanders’ yard | ||
| Homer doing toe-touches | |||
| squirrel roadkill | |||
| 7. |
![]() At the Rusty Barnacle, Bart makes the following anagram: |
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| sea scallops / ass collapse | |||
| jumbo king prawns / rump wanking jobs | |||
| lobster tails / otters balls! | |||
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cod platter / cold pet rat | ||
| 8. |
![]() At the Rusty Barnacle, Bart orders: |
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| the crab platter, extra pincers | |||
| the oyster platter, extra vodka | |||
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the squid platter, extra tentacles | ||
| the live octopus platter, extra vigorous | |||
| 9. |
![]() The boys are giving Eugene one last taste of bachelor freedom – the Queen of the Mysterious East: |
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| Princess Sultana | |||
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Princess Kashmir | ||
| Princess Morocco | |||
| Princess Jasmine | |||
| 10. |
![]() Bart takes a picture of Homer dancing with Princess Kashmir. Milhouse asks for a print, and swears not to let another living soul get a copy on all of the following oaths except: |
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| stick a needle in his eye | |||
| jam a dagger in his thigh | |||
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kiss the girls until he cries | ||
| eat a horse manure pie | |||
| 11. |
![]() The photo of Homer gets spread around. What is written on the copy that Marge sees? |
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| Save the whales! | |||
| Look who’s eating for two! | |||
| This is why you should be in aerobics class! | |||
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Watch out! Bathing suit season is coming! | ||
| 12. |
![]() Apu thinks he has seen Homer before, but Homer believes Apu has him confused with: |
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Fred Flintstone | ||
| Ralph Kramden | |||
| Norm Peterson | |||
| Dan Conner | |||
| 13. |
![]() Marge insists Homer take Bart to meet this exotic belly-person and see that she's a real human being with real thoughts and real feelings. Homer takes Bart to all of the following except: |
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| Foxy Boxing | |||
| Florence of Arabia | |||
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the Sapphire Lounge | ||
| Mud City | |||
| 14. |
![]() Of the following, what is not true about Princess Kashmir? |
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| her real name is Shauna Tifton | |||
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her vital statistics are 38-24-36 | ||
| her pet peeve is rude people | |||
| her turn-ons include silk sheets and warm fireplaces | |||
| 15. |
![]() Only sick people: |
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| would interrupt a swinging vaudeville act | |||
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want to see Bart’s parents kiss | ||
| would be such love machines | |||
| would think that way about their mothers | |||