1. |
According to the blackboard gag, Bart will not call his teacher: |
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toots | |||
peaches | |||
hot cakes | |||
sweet cheeks | |||
2. |
Who is Homer Simpson’s poor sucker of an assistant (and future poor sucker of a supervisor)? |
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Eugene Fisk | |||
Marvin Trundle | |||
Willard Wilson | |||
Farley Eckelman | |||
3. |
Eugene Fisk didn’t know the punch was spiked and made an ass of himself putting the moves on a new girl who works in: |
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fuel management | |||
valve maintenance | |||
waste disposal | |||
document control | |||
4. |
Bart’s comic book contains advertisements for all of the following except: |
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a real nuclear submarine | |||
X-Ray TV glasses | |||
a real Texas ranch | |||
Hypno-Coin | |||
5. |
Six months later, Homer’s supervisor Eugene Fisk is marrying some girl in valve maintenance, and Homer’s attending a little get-together with the guys from work. Marge suspects this is a stag party, but Homer assures her it will be: |
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a dignified swa-ree, with horse doovers and stuff | |||
a scones and cucumber sandwiches affair | |||
a fancy reception, with scones and fingerbowls | |||
a tea and crumpets thing | |||
6. |
Bart finally gets his spy camera, and takes photos of all the following except: |
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Marge shaving her armpits | |||
Santa’s Little Helper in the Flanders’ yard | |||
Homer doing toe-touches | |||
squirrel roadkill | |||
7. |
At the Rusty Barnacle, Bart makes the following anagram: |
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sea scallops / ass collapse | |||
jumbo king prawns / rump wanking jobs | |||
lobster tails / otters balls! | |||
cod platter / cold pet rat | |||
8. |
At the Rusty Barnacle, Bart orders: |
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the crab platter, extra pincers | |||
the oyster platter, extra vodka | |||
the squid platter, extra tentacles | |||
the live octopus platter, extra vigorous | |||
9. |
The boys are giving Eugene one last taste of bachelor freedom – the Queen of the Mysterious East: |
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Princess Sultana | |||
Princess Kashmir | |||
Princess Morocco | |||
Princess Jasmine | |||
10. |
Bart takes a picture of Homer dancing with Princess Kashmir. Milhouse asks for a print, and swears not to let another living soul get a copy on all of the following oaths except: |
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stick a needle in his eye | |||
jam a dagger in his thigh | |||
kiss the girls until he cries | |||
eat a horse manure pie | |||
11. |
The photo of Homer gets spread around. What is written on the copy that Marge sees? |
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Save the whales! | |||
Look who’s eating for two! | |||
This is why you should be in aerobics class! | |||
Watch out! Bathing suit season is coming! | |||
12. |
Apu thinks he has seen Homer before, but Homer believes Apu has him confused with: |
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Fred Flintstone | |||
Ralph Kramden | |||
Norm Peterson | |||
Dan Conner | |||
13. |
Marge insists Homer take Bart to meet this exotic belly-person and see that she's a real human being with real thoughts and real feelings. Homer takes Bart to all of the following except: |
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Foxy Boxing | |||
Florence of Arabia | |||
the Sapphire Lounge | |||
Mud City | |||
14. |
Of the following, what is not true about Princess Kashmir? |
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her real name is Shauna Tifton | |||
her vital statistics are 38-24-36 | |||
her pet peeve is rude people | |||
her turn-ons include silk sheets and warm fireplaces | |||
15. |
Only sick people: |
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would interrupt a swinging vaudeville act | |||
want to see Bart’s parents kiss | |||
would be such love machines | |||
would think that way about their mothers | |||