Maggie’s tower of alphabet blocks reads:
The Simpsons are playing Scrabble and no one can make a word out of Homer’s lousy letters. What letters does he have?
What’s a big, dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin?
Bart is caught spraying grafitti – a caricature of Principal Skinner with the caption:
|Property of Bart Simpson|
|I am a weiner|
The very first instance of “Eat my shorts” is said to:
Bart’s class takes a test that will have no impact on their grades, but will determine their future social status and financial success. The first question begins:
|You must measure exactly 4 gallons of water but you only have a 3 quart bottle filled with milk and a 5 gallon bottle...|
|You arrange to meet a friend the day after the day after tomorrow, which is four days after Saturday...|
|The 7:30am express train travelling at 60 miles an hour leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away...|
|Your doctor gives you eight pills to take every half hour and four pills to take every forty-five minutes...|
What is the name of the school district psychiatrist?
|Daniel P. Schreber|
|J. Loren Pryor|
Homer is shocked when he sees that Bart’s IQ is:
What have Simpsons dreamed of for generations?
|having other families respect them|
|being proud of their children|
|driving a car that people don’t laugh at|
Bart is enrolled in genius school, which is full of kids you just want to slap. One good reason is they speak in all of the following except.
You’re damned if you do, and you’re damned if you don’t, is Bart’s example of a:
Homer offers to celebrate Bart’s first day at genius school with a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes, but Marge wants to nurture his brilliant brain. What opera do they go to?
What apparently happens when you mix acids and bases?
|you get salt water|
|an exothermic reaction|
|they explode and cover everything in green goo|
What word does Bart misspell when he admits he cheated on his intelligence test?
Who does Homer believe invented the light bulb?