| 1. |
![]() Maggie’s tower of alphabet blocks reads: |
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EMCSQU | ||
| A2B2C2 | |||
| 43PIR2 | |||
| DDXX1 | |||
| 2. |
![]() The Simpsons are playing Scrabble and no one can make a word out of Homer’s lousy letters. What letters does he have? |
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| O-X-A-Z-I-N-E | |||
| Z-O-O-T-A-X-Y | |||
| Z-E-U-X-I-T-E | |||
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O-X-I-D-I-Z-E | ||
| 3. |
![]() What’s a big, dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin? |
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| Bhurfat | |||
| Avruqip | |||
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Kwyjibo | ||
| Wumboga | |||
| 4. |
![]() Bart is caught spraying grafitti – a caricature of Principal Skinner with the caption: |
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| Property of Bart Simpson | |||
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I am a weiner | ||
| School sucks | |||
| Virgin | |||
| 5. |
![]() The very first instance of “Eat my shorts” is said to: |
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Martin | ||
| Mrs. Krabappel | |||
| Principal Skinner | |||
| Homer | |||
| 6. |
![]() Bart’s class takes a test that will have no impact on their grades, but will determine their future social status and financial success. The first question begins: |
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| You must measure exactly 4 gallons of water but you only have a 3 quart bottle filled with milk and a 5 gallon bottle... | |||
| You arrange to meet a friend the day after the day after tomorrow, which is four days after Saturday... | |||
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The 7:30am express train travelling at 60 miles an hour leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away... | ||
| Your doctor gives you eight pills to take every half hour and four pills to take every forty-five minutes... | |||
| 7. |
![]() What is the name of the school district psychiatrist? |
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| Alfred Bellows | |||
| Daniel P. Schreber | |||
| Peter Silberman | |||
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J. Loren Pryor | ||
| 8. |
![]() Homer is shocked when he sees that Bart’s IQ is: |
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| 691 | |||
| 581 | |||
| 505 | |||
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912 | ||
| 9. |
![]() What have Simpsons dreamed of for generations? |
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| having other families respect them | |||
| being proud of their children | |||
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outsmarting someone | ||
| driving a car that people don’t laugh at | |||
| 10. |
![]() Bart is enrolled in genius school, which is full of kids you just want to slap. One good reason is they speak in all of the following except. |
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| palindromes | |||
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anagrams | ||
| backwards phonetics | |||
| foreign languages | |||
| 11. |
![]() You’re damned if you do, and you’re damned if you don’t, is Bart’s example of a: |
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paradox | ||
| oxymoron | |||
| pleonasm | |||
| tautology | |||
| 12. |
![]() Homer offers to celebrate Bart’s first day at genius school with a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes, but Marge wants to nurture his brilliant brain. What opera do they go to? |
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| Aida | |||
| La Boheme | |||
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Carmen | ||
| Madame Butterfly | |||
| 13. |
![]() What apparently happens when you mix acids and bases? |
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| absolutely nothing | |||
| you get salt water | |||
| an exothermic reaction | |||
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they explode and cover everything in green goo | ||
| 14. |
![]() What word does Bart misspell when he admits he cheated on his intelligence test? |
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| apologize | |||
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confession | ||
| intelligence | |||
| Simpson | |||
| 15. |
![]() Who does Homer believe invented the light bulb? |
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| Erno Rubik | |||
| Bunsen Honeydew | |||
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Albert Einstein | ||
| Wayne Newton | |||