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![]() Maggie’s tower of alphabet blocks reads: |
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EMCSQU | ||
A2B2C2 | |||
43PIR2 | |||
DDXX1 | |||
2. |
![]() The Simpsons are playing Scrabble and no one can make a word out of Homer’s lousy letters. What letters does he have? |
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O-X-A-Z-I-N-E | |||
Z-O-O-T-A-X-Y | |||
Z-E-U-X-I-T-E | |||
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O-X-I-D-I-Z-E | ||
3. |
![]() What’s a big, dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin? |
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Bhurfat | |||
Avruqip | |||
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Kwyjibo | ||
Wumboga | |||
4. |
![]() Bart is caught spraying grafitti – a caricature of Principal Skinner with the caption: |
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Property of Bart Simpson | |||
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I am a weiner | ||
School sucks | |||
Virgin | |||
5. |
![]() The very first instance of “Eat my shorts” is said to: |
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Martin | ||
Mrs. Krabappel | |||
Principal Skinner | |||
Homer | |||
6. |
![]() Bart’s class takes a test that will have no impact on their grades, but will determine their future social status and financial success. The first question begins: |
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You must measure exactly 4 gallons of water but you only have a 3 quart bottle filled with milk and a 5 gallon bottle... | |||
You arrange to meet a friend the day after the day after tomorrow, which is four days after Saturday... | |||
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The 7:30am express train travelling at 60 miles an hour leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away... | ||
Your doctor gives you eight pills to take every half hour and four pills to take every forty-five minutes... | |||
7. |
![]() What is the name of the school district psychiatrist? |
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Alfred Bellows | |||
Daniel P. Schreber | |||
Peter Silberman | |||
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J. Loren Pryor | ||
8. |
![]() Homer is shocked when he sees that Bart’s IQ is: |
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691 | |||
581 | |||
505 | |||
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912 | ||
9. |
![]() What have Simpsons dreamed of for generations? |
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having other families respect them | |||
being proud of their children | |||
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outsmarting someone | ||
driving a car that people don’t laugh at | |||
10. |
![]() Bart is enrolled in genius school, which is full of kids you just want to slap. One good reason is they speak in all of the following except. |
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palindromes | |||
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anagrams | ||
backwards phonetics | |||
foreign languages | |||
11. |
![]() You’re damned if you do, and you’re damned if you don’t, is Bart’s example of a: |
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paradox | ||
oxymoron | |||
pleonasm | |||
tautology | |||
12. |
![]() Homer offers to celebrate Bart’s first day at genius school with a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes, but Marge wants to nurture his brilliant brain. What opera do they go to? |
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Aida | |||
La Boheme | |||
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Carmen | ||
Madame Butterfly | |||
13. |
![]() What apparently happens when you mix acids and bases? |
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absolutely nothing | |||
you get salt water | |||
an exothermic reaction | |||
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they explode and cover everything in green goo | ||
14. |
![]() What word does Bart misspell when he admits he cheated on his intelligence test? |
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apologize | |||
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confession | ||
intelligence | |||
Simpson | |||
15. |
![]() Who does Homer believe invented the light bulb? |
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Erno Rubik | |||
Bunsen Honeydew | |||
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Albert Einstein | ||
Wayne Newton | |||