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When Melvin is asked to describe Frank, what does he compare him to?
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Chocolate
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Mud
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Tar
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Molasses
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Melvin is extremely upset Simon came knocking on his door.
Melvin tells Simon that he shouldn't come knocking even if the following situations happen, except for:
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A fire
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You smell a dead body
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You hear me calling for help
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A gay president is elected
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3.
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Finish Frank's rant: "I grew up in hell, homeboy - my _____ had more attitude."
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Baby sister
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Grandma
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2nd grade teacher
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Dog
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4.
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Melvin has a bad case of OCD. What is the number of times he has to do things?
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5
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3
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7
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9
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Melvin almost gets banned for life when he bullies a couple sitting at "his" table. What did Melvin see wrong with the couple?
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They were black
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They were gay
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They were Jewish
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They were foreigners
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6.
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Carol brings a date back to her apartment, and he gets grossed out and leaves. What happened to him?
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He sat in a pee spot
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He got puke on his hand
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He got poopie on him
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He got snot on his hand
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Simon gets beaten up and robbed by the friends of the man he was painting. The actors playing the thieves are probably best known from doing what movie together?
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10 things I hate about you
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She's all that
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Never been kissed
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Scream
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That super-cute doggie Verdell is scared to eat at Melvin's. What does Melvin do to make him feel better?
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Play the piano
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Dance for him
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Play his records
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Sing him a lullaby
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For a man afraid of germs, eating at a restaurant is a big deal. Melvin takes no chances - in fact, he brings his own ____ to the table.
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Plates
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Napkins
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Silverware
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Coffee cup
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When asked how does he write women so well, Marvin says, "I think of a man and I take away reason and ________?"
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Sensibility
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Accountability
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Ingenuity
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Competency
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The actor playing Dr. Martin Bettes, is probably best known from what 80's movie?
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Police Academy
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Planes Trains and Automobiles
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Back to the Future
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Ghostbusters
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"Where did they teach you to talk like this, in some ______ sailor wanna hump-hump bar?"
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Tijuana
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Panama City
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Guatemala
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Puerto Rico
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What does Melvin cite as his trick which makes Verdell love him?
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Bacon
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Beef jerky
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Liver snaps
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Hot dogs
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Melvin starts to feel more neighborly towards Simon. What does he bring him in the middle of the night?
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Coco
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Warm milk
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Soup
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Cappuccino
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What city does Melvin take Simon and Carol to?
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Baltimore
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Hartford
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Dover
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Providence
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Melvin convinces Carol to come on a road trip with him and Simon. Melvin claims Simon will pull what out on him?
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The wonder worm
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The stiff one-eye
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A trouser snake
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Mr. Hard and Happy
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Some of us have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lake on boats with friends and _____?
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Coleslaw
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Potato salad
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Hot dogs
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Noodle salad
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Carol gets great news from home. Her son is no longer sick, and was out playing _____ with friends.
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Football
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Soccer
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Basketball
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Baseball
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When Melvin and Carol go out to dinner together, Melvin asks every single person if the restaurant serves what?
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Veal
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Half shell oysters
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Crabs
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Beef wellington
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20.
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Carol demands a compliment from Melvin, after he makes fun of her:
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Shoes
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Dress
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Coat
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Jewelery
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21.
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Carol tells Melvin about Simon and her, "to hell with sex, we _____each other."
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Held
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Made a connection with
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Felt
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Made magic with
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22.
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What song did Melvin want Carol to hear, that she demanded be turned off?
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The Very Thought of You
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The Way You Look Tonight
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You Belong to Me
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Sentimental Reasons
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23.
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Melvin realizes he must be getting better when he forgets to:
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Wash his hands
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Count his steps
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Lock the door
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Put on his gloves
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24.
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All Carol wants is to meet a __________ that doesn't go nuts on her.
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Man
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Boyfriend
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Guy
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Potential husband
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25.
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Melvin suggest it's okay to take a walk at 4:00 am if you're going out for _____?
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Warm rolls
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Donuts with sprinkles
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Fresh bread
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Hot buttered buns
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