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Gavin begins his story by stating he gave up smoking for _______ years, until Barbara came to see him.
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13
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12
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14
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15
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2.
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When a man who makes ________ an hour wants to tell you something for free, you should listen.
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$350
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$400
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$500
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$450
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3.
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Oliver meets Barbara in Nantucket at a auction. They both are bidding on the same Chinese statue. What was Barbara's winning bid?
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$60
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$41
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$50
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$31
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4.
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What fancy foreign car does Barbara buy Oliver?
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Ginetta
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Morgan
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Phoenix
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Triumph
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5.
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Barbara buys some cheap, tacky item that go on a Christmas tree. What does she buy?
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Ornaments
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Garland
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A star
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An angel
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6.
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At the Roses' dinner party for Oliver's bosses, Barbara's meal was a huge success. What's Barbara's secret ingredient that also goes well on toes?
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Figs
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Saffron
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Dates
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Prunes
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7.
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Oliver and Barbara have their first on-screen fight, when Barbara tells the story about how they obtained:
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Their china
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Their silverware
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Their linen
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Their glassware
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8.
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Barbara is supposed to be taking her chubby kids to practice when she is house hunting. Chubby Josh is a soccer player. What sport does chubby Carolyn play?
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Cheerleading
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Gymnastics
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Ice skating
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Track
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9.
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Barbara decides to go into business selling:
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Caviar
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Pate
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Abalone
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Truffles
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10.
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What is the name of the maid the Roses hire?
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Donna
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Evelyn
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Margaret
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Susan
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11.
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Barbara has a cat Oliver hates, and Oliver has a dog Barbara hates. What is Oliver's dog's name?
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Bennie
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Monty
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Rusty
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Frankie
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12.
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If you're with a woman for any length of time eventually you'll ask her, __________. If she doesn't answer, that's trouble.
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What the hells your problem?
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What are you so mad about?
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What the hell's wrong with you?
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What the hell did I do wrong now?
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13.
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Oliver is laying stretched out on a hospital gurney when he meets a nice man who wife stabbed him with what?
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Crocheting needles
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Nail file
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Meat thermometer
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Shrimp fork
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14.
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What famous child actor played Josh, the Roses' son?
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Wil Weaton
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Kirk Cameron
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Ricky Schroeder
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Sean Astin
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15.
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What was the Roses' "song" which they now play to taunt each other?
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Only You
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Darling you send me
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For Sentimental Reasons
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In the Still of the Night
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16.
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Oliver almost burns the house down, because he doesn't fix the short in what?
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Christmas tree
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The stove
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A lamp
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The t.v.
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17.
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How much money does Oliver promise to give to Barbara in cash if she leaves?
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$ 490,000
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$ 583,000
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$ 445,000
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$ 520,000
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18.
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How many years have the Roses been married?
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20
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17
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19
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18
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19.
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Who did Oliver say killed Barbara's cat?
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Himself
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Barbara
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The Morgan
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Bennie
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20.
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Barbara locks Oliver in his sauna. What does Oliver do to get back at her?
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Cuts up her clothes
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Ruin her dinner party
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Cuts up her shoes
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Breaks her favorite statues
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21.
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Both of the Roses kids are really smart and both get accepted into:
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Harvard
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Stanford
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Yale
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Dartmouth
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22.
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Barbara destroys Oliver's car because:
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He destroyed her oven
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He cut up her shoes
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He ruined her dinner party
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He killed her cat
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23.
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What did Barbara "claim" she did to Bennie the dog?
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Tied him to a rail road track
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Ran him over
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Turned him into fertilizer
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Cooked him
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24.
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For the final showdown in the house, what is Oliver's weapon of choice?
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Leg of a chair
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Tire iron
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Baseball bat
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Fire place poker
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25.
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Oliver claims the chandelier won't fall with them in it, because it will hold at least ______pounds.
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600
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300
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400
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500
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