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Jerry's good idea to include his mother's diaries in the time capsule is negated by the fact that they reveal that he played this role in a play:
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Pollyanna
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Mary Poppins
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Madame Bovary
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Tinkerbell
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Pawnee has had a lot of mottoes. Which of the following is not one of them which Leslie lists?
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Pawnee: Welcome, German soldiers
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Pawnee: Cholera-Free Since '93
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Pawnee: It's Safe to Be Here Now
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Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity
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When Leslie meets the person who wants to include Twilight in the time capsule, she states" I thought that you'd be _________ and ________:
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Younger / a girl
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In prison / a raving psychopath
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In braces / pimple-faced
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Adorable / wearing pajamas with feet
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Andy is confused as to who his boss is. He learns during the episode that this person, at least, is not his boss:
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Donna
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Jerry
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Ben
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Chris
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Ron, after Kelly has cuffed himself in Leslie's office: "I'll take care of this trespasser. Give me 30 seconds." What is Ron holding?
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A hacksaw
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A sawed-off shotgun
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A blowtorch
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Nothing, he's just making a fist
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Donna: "I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or:"
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Furries
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Time-traveling romances
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Wayward, forlorn robots
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Floridians
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Chris challenges Andy to figure out what is great about himself. According to Andy, the list is, in its entirety:
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He has a cool beard and loves the Colts
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He is nice and he is in a band
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He eats well and thinks dogs rule
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He's not over-ambitious and he sets reasonable goals for himself
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Kelly is trying to impress with this quest to include Twilight in the time capsule?
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His daughter
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His ex-wife
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Leslie
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Twilight author Stephenie Meyer
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Andy and Eduardo bond over their appreciation of this band:
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Dave Matthews Band
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Led Zeppelin
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Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Fallout Boy
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10.
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Marsha Langman from the Society from Family Stability Foundation objects to the inclusion of Twilight in the time capsule, based on the amount of ________ in the book:
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Yearning
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Bosom-heaving
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Quivering
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Unrequited longing
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Lucy appears (without mustache or stink-lines, it should be noted) to meet briefly with Tom. Lucy lists which of the following among Tom's attributes:
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He can still order off the kid's menu
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He's small enough to throw around
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He has a spotless credit history
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He's very obedient
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At the town forum, during which at least seven different time capsules are proposed, the inclusion of each of the following is debated for inclusion, with the exception of:
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Baseball cards
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Pet paintings/ashes
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Unicorn skeletons
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The Bill of Rights
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Jerry had one job to do during the public forum about the time capsule - and he screwed it up. What was Jerry's one job?
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To take attendance
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To run the video camera
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To provide refreshments
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To sit quietly and not screw anything up
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