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The first request made by a buzzer-happy April in the episode is: "I want _________ "
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A bucket of gummi bears
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A pony
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Somebody to read me a story
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Another nurse
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2.
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Last year, Leslie spent over $1,000 on what alone?
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Allergy medicine
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Waffles
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Car air fresheners
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Milkshakes
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3.
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Leslie is on a conference call with some department staff people, who don't want to be in the same room with her. Who isn't present?
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Ron
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Jerry
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Donna
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Tom
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4.
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Chris's body is finely-tuned, like a _______:
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Microchip
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Jaguar
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BMW
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Stealth fighter
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5.
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Ron recruits Andy to fill in for April. According to Andy, what would be a deal-breaker?
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If he can't bring Super Straw
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If he has to bat his eyelashes and wear a bra
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If he has to type more than 10 words a minute - or an hour
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If he has to tuck in his shirt
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6.
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Leslie maintains that she has allergies and not the flu, even though she has thrown up two:
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Juice boxes
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Claritin
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Lozenges
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Sudafeds
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7.
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Andy has typed Leslie's symptoms in, and arrived at a diagnosis of:
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Invalid URL
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Blue screen of death
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Network connectivity problems
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Password rejected
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8.
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A knife-wielding April loudly accuses Ann of trying to:
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Over-hydrate her
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Smother her with pillows
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Gag her with sluttiness
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Inject her with cooties
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Ron is starving, so Andy decides to introduce him to a delicacy called:
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The Meat Tornado
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The Thunder Meal
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The Knuckle Sandwich
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The Linebacker
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What's wrong with the tiny kangaroo that lives in your stomach pocket?
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It only speaks Dutch
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It's a racist
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It's loyal to the Taliban
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It will only let you watch reruns of Murphy Brown
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11.
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Ron and Andy discuss political ideologies. Ron praises libertarianism, while Andy ("I can remember things!") conjures this term out of thin air:
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Market anarchism
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Propertarianism
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Religious oligarchy
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Social conservatism
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Chris: "I vomited....somewhere in this room." He thinks it might be in:
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That drawer
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One of those shoes
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The pillowcase
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The toilet two rooms down the hall
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13.
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Tom has secured for the Harvest Festival the donation of:
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An army of jugglers and acrobats
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Hay - lots and lots of hay
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1000 balloon animals
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A fleet of vehicles
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14.
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After her surprisingly lucid speech in front of the Chamber of Secrets Commerce, Leslie turns the proceedings back over to Ben, who she introduces as
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Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap
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Dave Coulier from Full House
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Tom Selleck from Magnum, PI
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Mark Harmon from NCIS
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15.
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Leslie needed the participation of _______ local businesses for the Harvest Festival. Ben reports that ________ (and still counting!) have signed on.
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80/81
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65/64
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80/110
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90/190
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