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One "Atta-Boy" certificate to this fellow, the only unanimous All-Pro selection:
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Tom Brady
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Peyton Manning
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Drew Brees
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Ndamukong Suh
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Say hey to your 2011 Australian Open singles champions:
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Novak Djokovic and Kim Clijsters
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Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova
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Rafael Nadal and Vera Zvonareva
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Andy Murray and Li Na
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And drink the tears of these two, the runners up for the singles championships:
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Novak Djokovic and Kim Clijsters
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Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova
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Rafael Nadal and Vera Zvonareva
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Andy Murray and Li Na
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After a third round defeat at the Australian Open, this former world #1 announced her retirement from tennis:
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Venus Williams
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Kim Clijsters
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Justine Henin
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Serena Williams
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"When I signed my contract, my main goal was to earn it. Once I started to realize I wasn’t earning my money, I felt bad. I was making a crazy amount of money for not even pitching. Honestly, I didn’t feel like I deserved it. I didn’t want to have those feelings again.”
Hats off to this MLB player, who chose to retire rather than play under a contract he didn't think that he deserved:
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Todd Helton
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Darren Oliver
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Jeff Francoeur
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Gil Meche
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Because things had just been getting too darned think-y, this body overhauled its scoring format to make things simpler:
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NASCAR
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WTA
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BCS
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Lingerie Football League
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According to Forbes, this franchise is the NBA's most valuable:
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Los Angeles Lakers
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New York Knicks
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Boston Celtics
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Miami Heat
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And in other franchise news, if you've got some spare change in your couch cushions, up to 25% of this baseball franchise may be for sale soon:
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Detroit Tigers
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Florida Marlins
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New York Mets
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New York Yankees
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A positive test for a banned substance has earned this young NBA star a time-out to the tune of 10 games:
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Blake Griffin
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Derrick Rose
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OJ Mayo
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Kevin Love
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It was a tumultuous weekend for Big East teams over the weekend. Each of the following ranked teams was upset, except for:
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Connecticut
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Pittsburgh
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Syracuse
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Villanova
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Meanwhile, Duke had its lunch handed to it by this unranked Big East team:
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Cincinnati
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St. Johns
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South Florida
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West Virginia
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Prior to a win this week, it had been 1,181 days since _______ defeated arch-rival __________ in either football or basketball:
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Harvard / Yale
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UCLA / USC
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Texas A&M / Texas
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Michigan / Michigan State
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Michigan State's weird, weird year continues to get weirder, and team standout Korie Lucious won't be around to experience it anymore, as this week he:
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Quit the team to enter the priesthood
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Announced he is transferring to Ohio State
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Was dismissed from the team
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Tore his ACL and is out for the season
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The curiously drawn-out contract negotiations between Albert Pujols and the Cardinals this week featured which development?
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Pujols demanded a trade
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Pujols said that he would veto any trade
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Further negotiations were tabled until after the season
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Pujols expressed interest in signing as a player/manager
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If you were the head coach for this struggling NBA team, as of Sunday, you found yourself unemployed:
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Pacers
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Raptors
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Warriors
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Timberwolves
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Meanwhile, big news was made by an NFL team in this division, as it parted ways with its long-time coach this week:
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AFC South
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NFC West
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AFC West
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NFC North
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If you were one of the possibly dozens of fans who watched the NHL All-Star game, then you enjoyed an offensive slugfest that took place in this city:
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Phoenix
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Raleigh
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Dallas
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San Jose
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If you did pushups for each goal scored during the game, you probably be won't be flying to Cleveland today, because, boy are your arms tired.....At any rate, this total number of goals was scored:
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10
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23
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15
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21
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Although it seemed hardly necessary, these were your head coaches for this year's Pro Bowl:
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Bill Belichick/Sean Payton
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Rex Ryan/Sean Payton
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Bill Belichick/Mike Smith
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Rex Ryan/Mike Smith
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Apparently, the Little Sisters of the Poor were run out on the field to play defense during the Pro Bowl, as this was the final score of the affair:
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38-35
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60-38
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50-40
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55-41
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