1. | "We're back." Leslie spends the first few minutes of the episode rounding up her staff, who are engaged in the following various endeavors, except for: | ||
Selling shoes | |||
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Tending bar | ||
Telemarketing | |||
Splitting wood | |||
By way of explanation.....
There was absolutely no way that Jerry's painting wasn't going to end up in the lake, was there? |
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2. | "Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men; from men into _______; and from ________ into Swansons!" | ||
The vanguard | |||
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Gladiators | ||
Warlords | |||
Marines | |||
3. | Ron's demeanor and dress during his time with the youth basketball team recalled which noted former college basketball coach? | ||
John Wooden | |||
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Bobby Knight | ||
John Thompson | |||
Mike Krzyzewski | |||
4. | Which was the first category Ron cited in his Pyramid of Greatness? | ||
Rage | |||
Property Rights | |||
Fish | |||
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Capitalism | ||
5. | Tom doesn't know much about basketball, given that he tells the coaches that it's time for the opening: | ||
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Coin toss | ||
7th Inning Stretch | |||
Kickoff | |||
Penalty shot | |||
6. | In their practice date with Ann as Chris and Leslie as Ann, Leslie (as Ann) is wearing a: | ||
Wet t-shirt | |||
String bikini | |||
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Tuxedo vest | ||
Micro thong | |||
7. | Chris has never had a bad date....they've all been either "great" or "___________ great" | ||
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Phenomenally | ||
Stupendously | |||
Deliciously | |||
Extraordinarily | |||
8. | Ann learns that the secret to Chris's positivity is that he was born with this affliction, and was given three weeks to live: | ||
A whole in his heart | |||
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A blood disorder | ||
A re-sorbed twin inside of him | |||
Underdeveloped lungs | |||
9. | Talking about his girlfriend Lucy, Tom thinks that this is the sexiest quality a woman can have: | ||
She's Cuban | |||
She's got tattoos | |||
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She's into him | ||
She's way hotter than whoever Ron is dating at the moment (oh, yeah, that would by Wendy) | |||
10. | "Look, even Ben's dancing!" Do you remember the name of the song that's first playing as the date-plus-two-other-people moves to the club? | ||
Paparazzi | |||
California Gurls | |||
Hey Ya! | |||
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Tik Tok | ||
11. | "She got a boyfriend, I guess..from some city in Mexico." Where has April been? | ||
Puerto Rico | |||
Argentina | |||
Ecuador | |||
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Venezuela | ||
12. | "Although that's very good advice...I'm lookin' at you, Jerry..." Referring to a sign for the Pawnee Harvest Festival, Leslie mistakenly points to a sign that reads: | ||
Report All Suspicious Activity to Law Enforcement | |||
All Sex Predators Must Register with Authorities | |||
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Check Your Testicles for Lumps | ||
Abstinence Is the Safest Sex of All | |||
13. | Leslie states that Pawnee has always been know for two things: the Harvest Festival and ___________: | ||
Above-average illiteracy | |||
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Widespread obesity | ||
Rickets | |||
Contagious emphysema | |||
14. | What was Eduardo's advice to Andy, believing the he wanted to become a woman? | ||
Proceed, but with caution | |||
Full speed ahead | |||
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Follow your dream | ||
Get on that, already | |||