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Answers:

1. Which famous family has been to the Birdcage three times in one week, and now is expecting free coffee?
Kennedys
Baldwins
Jacksons
Bushs
 
2. Agador has been giving Albert medication. What is it called?
Aspir
Spirin
Pirin
Piria
 
3. What is Albert's stage name?
Miss Starlynn
Miss Starlette
Miss Starla
Miss Starina
 
4. Agador is the faithful house man. Where is he from?
Ecuador
Guatemala
Panama
Venezuela
 
5. Armand is very upset that his son is getting married and thinks he is way too young. How old is Val?
21
18
20
19
 
6. Where are the Keeley's from?
Ohio
Vermont
Connecticut
Delaware
 
7. Barbara lies to her parents that Armand is a cultural attache to what country?
Bulgaria
Greece
Albania
Romania
 
8. What is the nickname that Albert has given to Val?
Tadpole
Lamb
Cub
Piglet
 
9. Senator Jackson has died in bed with a woman not his wife. What else was NOT bad about the situation?
She was black
She was a prostitute
She was an illegal alien
She was a minor
 
10. Senator Keeley really likes that there aren't a lot of clever books on the shelves in the Coleman home. What non-clever books does Louise Keeley notice they own the complete series of?
Nancy Drew
Anne of Green Gables
Ramona
Pollyanna
 
11. Armand gives his male dancer the advice to do a eclectic celebration of dance. Which inspiration DOESN'T he use as an example?
Madonna
Michael Kidd
Martha Graham
Michael Bennett
 
12. What actor does Armand suggest to Albert he imitate to look straight?
Charlton Heston
James Bond
Clint Eastwood
John Wayne
 
13. Val's mom gave him up in exchange for money to start up her business. What is the name of her company?
Body Ladder
Body Gallery
Body Works
Body Armor
 
14. Albert's feelings are hurt that Armand and Val don't want him around. Where does he say he's moving to?
Los Panchos
Los Rios
Los Copa
Los Lobos
 
15. What does Agador Spartacus never ever wear?
Underwear
A shirt
Long pants
Shoes
 
16. Senator Keeley has lots of conservative views on subjects. What subject does Albert comment on that gets the most negative reaction?
Health care
Abortion
Same sex marriage
Illegal immigrants
 
17. Complete Albert's phrase: "You know I use to feel that way too until I found out that ____________ was a fag. Talk about gays in the military!"
Ivan the Terrible
Attila the Hun
Alexander the Great
Napoleon
 
18. What role in high school did Albert supposedly play?
Eliza from My Fair Lady
Dorothy from Wizard of Oz
Maria from West Side Story
Maria from Sound of Music
 
19. What is Val's real mother's name?
Caroline
Patrica
Diana
Katharine
 
20. Finish the phrase, "What interesting china - it looks like young men ____________"
Wrestling
Playing leap frog
Praying to each other
Bending over to exercise
 
21. Senator Keeley is very confused when he found out the truth about Albert and Armand. What fact was he repeating completely dumbfounded about?
They're Jewish
They're Democrats
They're gay
They're not European
 
22. When Armand and Albert finally reveal the truth about themselves, what is Louise Keeley most upset about?
She's now involved in a scandal
She really liked Mrs. Coleman as a woman
Nobody likes her the best
Everybody's forgotten about her
 
23. What was Senator Keeley most worried about when dressing like a woman?
He wasn't pretty enough
His shoes didn't go with his dress
That he looked fat
That his hair style made him look too old
 
24. What was the song the Keeley's danced out of the club to?
We Are Family
I Will Survive
Lady Marmalade
Funky Town
 
25. At Val and Barbara's wedding, two drag queens comment that who looks gorgeous?
Newt Gingrich
Bob Dole
Ted Kennedy
Rush Limbaugh
 




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