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Which famous family has been to the Birdcage three times in one week, and now is expecting free coffee?
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Kennedys
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Baldwins
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Jacksons
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Bushs
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Agador has been giving Albert medication. What is it called?
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Aspir
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Spirin
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Pirin
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Piria
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3.
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What is Albert's stage name?
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Miss Starlynn
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Miss Starlette
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Miss Starla
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Miss Starina
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4.
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Agador is the faithful house man. Where is he from?
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Ecuador
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Guatemala
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Panama
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Venezuela
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Armand is very upset that his son is getting married and thinks he is way too young. How old is Val?
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21
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18
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20
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19
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6.
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Where are the Keeley's from?
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Ohio
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Vermont
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Connecticut
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Delaware
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7.
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Barbara lies to her parents that Armand is a cultural attache to what country?
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Bulgaria
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Greece
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Albania
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Romania
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8.
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What is the nickname that Albert has given to Val?
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Tadpole
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Lamb
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Cub
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Piglet
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9.
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Senator Jackson has died in bed with a woman not his wife. What else was NOT bad about the situation?
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She was black
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She was a prostitute
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She was an illegal alien
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She was a minor
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Senator Keeley really likes that there aren't a lot of clever books on the shelves in the Coleman home. What non-clever books does Louise Keeley notice they own the complete series of?
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Nancy Drew
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Anne of Green Gables
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Ramona
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Pollyanna
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Armand gives his male dancer the advice to do a eclectic celebration of dance. Which inspiration DOESN'T he use as an example?
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Madonna
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Michael Kidd
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Martha Graham
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Michael Bennett
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What actor does Armand suggest to Albert he imitate to look straight?
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Charlton Heston
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James Bond
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Clint Eastwood
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John Wayne
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13.
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Val's mom gave him up in exchange for money to start up her business. What is the name of her company?
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Body Ladder
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Body Gallery
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Body Works
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Body Armor
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Albert's feelings are hurt that Armand and Val don't want him around. Where does he say he's moving to?
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Los Panchos
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Los Rios
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Los Copa
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Los Lobos
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What does Agador Spartacus never ever wear?
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Underwear
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A shirt
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Long pants
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Shoes
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Senator Keeley has lots of conservative views on subjects. What subject does Albert comment on that gets the most negative reaction?
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Health care
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Abortion
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Same sex marriage
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Illegal immigrants
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17.
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Complete Albert's phrase: "You know I use to feel that way too until I found out that ____________ was a fag. Talk about gays in the military!"
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Ivan the Terrible
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Attila the Hun
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Alexander the Great
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Napoleon
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18.
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What role in high school did Albert supposedly play?
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Eliza from My Fair Lady
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Dorothy from Wizard of Oz
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Maria from West Side Story
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Maria from Sound of Music
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What is Val's real mother's name?
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Caroline
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Patrica
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Diana
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Katharine
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20.
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Finish the phrase, "What interesting china - it looks like young men ____________"
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Wrestling
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Playing leap frog
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Praying to each other
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Bending over to exercise
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21.
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Senator Keeley is very confused when he found out the truth about Albert and Armand. What fact was he repeating completely dumbfounded about?
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They're Jewish
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They're Democrats
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They're gay
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They're not European
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22.
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When Armand and Albert finally reveal the truth about themselves, what is Louise Keeley most upset about?
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She's now involved in a scandal
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She really liked Mrs. Coleman as a woman
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Nobody likes her the best
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Everybody's forgotten about her
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23.
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What was Senator Keeley most worried about when dressing like a woman?
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He wasn't pretty enough
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His shoes didn't go with his dress
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That he looked fat
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That his hair style made him look too old
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24.
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What was the song the Keeley's danced out of the club to?
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We Are Family
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I Will Survive
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Lady Marmalade
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Funky Town
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25.
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At Val and Barbara's wedding, two drag queens comment that who looks gorgeous?
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Newt Gingrich
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Bob Dole
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Ted Kennedy
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Rush Limbaugh
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