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Answers:

1. What fair city is Bruce's hallowed ground?
Toronto, Canada
Boston, Massachusetts
Portland, Maine
Buffalo, New York
 
2. We first see Bruce doing a fluff piece at a bakery. Why is Mama Kowolski baking an enormous cookie?
She's trying to bring back customers after the health department shut her down.
God told her to feed the hungry, so that's what she's doing.
The world record has been a shop tradition for over thirty years.
She got a mistaken delivery of too much milk, and this was her solution.
 
3. Bruce's girlfriend Grace keeps trying to get him involved in their lives together. What activity do we first see her struggling to involve him in?
She wants him to want to do the dishes.
Planning their upcoming wedding arrangements.
Selecting photos for an album.
She's made a jigsaw puzzle of their faces.
 
4. Grace donates blood because it's a good cause, and people need it. What's her (and, Bruce's) blood type?
O positive
AB positive
B negative
It's red and that's all she needs to know.
 
5. Grace gives Bruce a religious token, saying he needs it more than she does and it "will keep you safe." What is it?
A crucifix necklace
A Jesus bobblehead
A string of prayer beads
A saint candle
 
6. Bruce is a reporter for Eyewitness News. At what station?
Channel 4
Channel 5
Channel 7
Channel 9
 
7. Where does Grace work?
Make a Wish Foundation
Omni Presents toy company
Saints and Sinners t-shirt shop
Small Wonders daycare
 
8. Complaining to Grace about his life, Bruce alternately accuses God of picking on him and ignoring him. What analogy does he make?
I'm just dirty water in God's mop bucket. He's wiping the floor with me, Grace.
God is a mean kid sitting on an ant hill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant.
Evan is like Moses, and I'm the bush. Flame on, God!
Two of every creature. That's us, Grace - Ass number one and Ass number two. And our ark sinks.
 
9. During a live broadcast, Bruce learns that Evan has been given the anchor job. He flips out and signs off saying:
I'm Bruce Nolan, and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Back to you, f***ers!
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
 
10. After Bruce demands that God answer him, Bruce's pager keeps beeping. What is God's phone number?
555-0123
DIAL-GOD
867-5309
777-7777
 
11. When Bruce meets God for the first time, God's got a jingle in his head. What is it?
Double your pleasure, double your fun, with Doublemint Doublemint, chewing gum
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, Cause that is what I truly want to be
Clap on, clap off, clap on clap off, the Clapper
 
12. Dismissing God's claim to be God, Bruce walks out saying, "Nice to meet you God. Thank you for _____, and good luck with _____"
The Grand Canyon, The Apocalypse
C-cups, the internet
Clint Eastwood, that whole Mid East thing
not turning me into salt, getting that jingle out of your head
 
13. What's the very first evidence that Bruce has God's powers?
He can walk on water.
He's able to part soup.
He can conjure monkeys out of... thin air.
He can hear people think.
 
14. Bruce uses his powers to seduce Grace for a night of passion. What external crisis results from the event?
The city suffers a mass blackout
A tsunami hits Japan
An earthquake measuring 5.3 rocked the area
Hospitals see a freak surge in quintuplet births
 
15. You can't have all the power in the world and not do a little for yourself, right? What car does Bruce now drive?
Saleen S7
Ferrari F4
Lamborghini MurciƩlago
Jaguar XJ220
 
16. Bruce uses his powers to go after the anchor position. What's the first news scoop he creates for himself?
Mayor busted for pot possession
Child saved from dropping over Niagra Falls
Meteor lands near bake sale
Jimmy Hoffa's body discovered
 
17. Where does God transport Bruce to inform him of prayer requests?
Mount Everest
Heaven
The Moon
The Ocean
 
18. Bruce uses Yahweh! Insta-Prayer to organize requests. How many emails does he get in the first download?
777,777
1,527,503
3,152,933
11,255,214
 
19. What song is playing in the background of the news station's Vanderbilt estate party?
Mick Jagger - God Gave Me Everything
Tony Bennett - If I Ruled the World
INXS - Devil Inside
Joan Osbourne - One of Us
 
20. Frustrated that her boyfriend of five years isn't interested in marriage and kids, Grace walks away, sarcastically asking Bruce to give her:
A mansion
A boat
Winning lottery numbers
A kiss on her ass
 
21. Bruce creates signs trying to get Grace back. She sees a K-TEL Records ad for the 100 Greatest Love Songs, featuring all but:
All You Need is Bruce
Bruce So Horny, He Love You Long Time
Every Little Thing Bruce Does is Magic
If You Can't Be With The One You Love, Then Love Bruce
 
22. Bruce finds out that Grace is praying and listens in. What is she praying to God for?
To end the town riots
To have Bruce propose to her
To heal her sick students
To help her let him go
 
23. A riot starts outside the station, sparked by what sports victory?
Sabres win the Stanley Cup
Bills win the Super Bowl
Red Sox win the World Series
The LA Clippers rename themselves the Braves and move back home
 
24. With the world in chaos, Bruce winds up dead. How does he die?
He jumps off the bridge into the river.
A burning billboard of his face crushes him.
He gets hit by a truck.
Alley thugs beat him to death.
 
25. All is finally B-E-A-utiful in the world. What event is Bruce reporting from in the end?
Their wedding
A bake sale
A blood drive
Breaking ground for a new school
 




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