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What fair city is Bruce's hallowed ground?
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Toronto, Canada
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Boston, Massachusetts
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Portland, Maine
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Buffalo, New York
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We first see Bruce doing a fluff piece at a bakery. Why is Mama Kowolski baking an enormous cookie?
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She's trying to bring back customers after the health department shut her down.
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God told her to feed the hungry, so that's what she's doing.
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The world record has been a shop tradition for over thirty years.
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She got a mistaken delivery of too much milk, and this was her solution.
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3.
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Bruce's girlfriend Grace keeps trying to get him involved in their lives together. What activity do we first see her struggling to involve him in?
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She wants him to want to do the dishes.
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Planning their upcoming wedding arrangements.
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Selecting photos for an album.
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She's made a jigsaw puzzle of their faces.
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4.
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Grace donates blood because it's a good cause, and people need it. What's her (and, Bruce's) blood type?
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O positive
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AB positive
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B negative
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It's red and that's all she needs to know.
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5.
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Grace gives Bruce a religious token, saying he needs it more than she does and it "will keep you safe." What is it?
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A crucifix necklace
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A Jesus bobblehead
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A string of prayer beads
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A saint candle
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6.
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Bruce is a reporter for Eyewitness News. At what station?
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Channel 4
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Channel 5
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Channel 7
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Channel 9
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7.
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Where does Grace work?
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Make a Wish Foundation
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Omni Presents toy company
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Saints and Sinners t-shirt shop
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Small Wonders daycare
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8.
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Complaining to Grace about his life, Bruce alternately accuses God of picking on him and ignoring him. What analogy does he make?
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I'm just dirty water in God's mop bucket. He's wiping the floor with me, Grace.
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God is a mean kid sitting on an ant hill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant.
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Evan is like Moses, and I'm the bush. Flame on, God!
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Two of every creature. That's us, Grace - Ass number one and Ass number two. And our ark sinks.
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9.
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During a live broadcast, Bruce learns that Evan has been given the anchor job. He flips out and signs off saying:
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I'm Bruce Nolan, and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
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Back to you, f***ers!
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Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
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I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
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10.
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After Bruce demands that God answer him, Bruce's pager keeps beeping. What is God's phone number?
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555-0123
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DIAL-GOD
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867-5309
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777-7777
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11.
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When Bruce meets God for the first time, God's got a jingle in his head. What is it?
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Double your pleasure, double your fun, with Doublemint Doublemint, chewing gum
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I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...
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Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, Cause that is what I truly want to be
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Clap on, clap off, clap on clap off, the Clapper
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12.
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Dismissing God's claim to be God, Bruce walks out saying, "Nice to meet you God. Thank you for _____, and good luck with _____"
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The Grand Canyon, The Apocalypse
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C-cups, the internet
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Clint Eastwood, that whole Mid East thing
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not turning me into salt, getting that jingle out of your head
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13.
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What's the very first evidence that Bruce has God's powers?
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He can walk on water.
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He's able to part soup.
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He can conjure monkeys out of... thin air.
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He can hear people think.
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14.
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Bruce uses his powers to seduce Grace for a night of passion. What external crisis results from the event?
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The city suffers a mass blackout
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A tsunami hits Japan
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An earthquake measuring 5.3 rocked the area
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Hospitals see a freak surge in quintuplet births
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You can't have all the power in the world and not do a little for yourself, right? What car does Bruce now drive?
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Saleen S7
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Ferrari F4
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Lamborghini MurciƩlago
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Jaguar XJ220
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Bruce uses his powers to go after the anchor position. What's the first news scoop he creates for himself?
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Mayor busted for pot possession
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Child saved from dropping over Niagra Falls
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Meteor lands near bake sale
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Jimmy Hoffa's body discovered
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17.
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Where does God transport Bruce to inform him of prayer requests?
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Mount Everest
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Heaven
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The Moon
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The Ocean
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Bruce uses Yahweh! Insta-Prayer to organize requests. How many emails does he get in the first download?
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777,777
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1,527,503
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3,152,933
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11,255,214
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19.
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What song is playing in the background of the news station's Vanderbilt estate party?
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Mick Jagger - God Gave Me Everything
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Tony Bennett - If I Ruled the World
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INXS - Devil Inside
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Joan Osbourne - One of Us
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20.
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Frustrated that her boyfriend of five years isn't interested in marriage and kids, Grace walks away, sarcastically asking Bruce to give her:
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A mansion
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A boat
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Winning lottery numbers
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A kiss on her ass
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21.
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Bruce creates signs trying to get Grace back. She sees a K-TEL Records ad for the 100 Greatest Love Songs, featuring all but:
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All You Need is Bruce
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Bruce So Horny, He Love You Long Time
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Every Little Thing Bruce Does is Magic
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If You Can't Be With The One You Love, Then Love Bruce
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22.
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Bruce finds out that Grace is praying and listens in. What is she praying to God for?
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To end the town riots
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To have Bruce propose to her
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To heal her sick students
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To help her let him go
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23.
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A riot starts outside the station, sparked by what sports victory?
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Sabres win the Stanley Cup
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Bills win the Super Bowl
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Red Sox win the World Series
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The LA Clippers rename themselves the Braves and move back home
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24.
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With the world in chaos, Bruce winds up dead. How does he die?
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He jumps off the bridge into the river.
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A burning billboard of his face crushes him.
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He gets hit by a truck.
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Alley thugs beat him to death.
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25.
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All is finally B-E-A-utiful in the world. What event is Bruce reporting from in the end?
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Their wedding
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A bake sale
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A blood drive
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Breaking ground for a new school
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