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![]() In the spectacular Super-Barto Jackpot Lottery taking place in the Simpson dryer, Milhouse has: |
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apple | |||
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cantaloupe | ||
tennis ball | |||
pink shoe | |||
2. |
![]() Needing money for the gas bill, the Simpsons decide to sell Grandma’s Civil War doll at an antique store names: |
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Vintage Camp | |||
Everybody Loves Nostalgia | |||
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Cockamamie’s | ||
Kitsch Heaven | |||
3. |
![]() According to the TV crossword puzzle filled out by TV Guide, she thought: |
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Mindy lived with Mark | ||
Starky’s partner was Hitch | |||
Richie Cunningham’s best friend was Funzie | |||
a word associated with Steve Austin is sex | |||
4. |
![]() What item of Homer’s is John, the antique store owner, revealed to be wearing? |
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his Ayatollah Assahollah T-shirt | |||
his Disco Stu denim jacket | |||
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his Pin Pals bowling shirt | ||
his pink shirt that caused him to be involuntarily committed | |||
5. |
![]() Back at the Simpson residence, Homer and John dance (and touch buttocks) to: |
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Le Freak, by Chic | |||
Young Hearts Run Free by Candi Staton | |||
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I Love the Nightlife, by Alicia Bridges | ||
Shake Your Groove Thing by Peaches & Herb | |||
6. |
![]() Trying to explain to Homer that John is homosexual, Marge describes him as: |
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expressive | |||
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festive | ||
flamboyant | |||
theatrical | |||
7. |
![]() John’s car-horn plays: |
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I Will Survive, by Gloria Gaynor | |||
YMCA, by the Village People | |||
No More Tears by Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer | |||
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Somewhere Over the Rainbow, by Judy Garland | ||
8. |
![]() What is Santa Claus called in Japan? |
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Annual Gift Man | ||
Old Man Christmas | |||
Cruel Grandfather Moon | |||
Mr. Chimney Slider | |||
9. |
![]() John’s excuse for getting out of his afternoon with Smithers was: |
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fixing the store | |||
dentist visit | |||
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sick mother | ||
jury duty | |||
10. |
![]() Bart’s dessert selection for the evening is: |
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a Lil Debbie | |||
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a Snoball | ||
a Ding Dong | |||
a Twinkie | |||
11. |
![]() Apparently gays turned the navy into a floating joke and ruined all the toughest names America had, including all of the following except: |
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Bruce | |||
Lance | |||
Julian | |||
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Roscoe | ||
12. |
![]() Moe’s car is named: |
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Betsy | ||
Linda | |||
Shirley | |||
Sally | |||
13. |
![]() On learning that Lisa is a vegetarian, Moe asks if: |
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he shouldn’t have served Marge free drinks all those nights she was pregnant | |||
Bart and Lisa should be going to that fancy public school | |||
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Homer and Marge are cousins | ||
Homer has considered military school | |||
14. |
![]() To make Bart into a real man, Homer takes him to a reindeer farm and urges him to kill: |
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Rudolph | |||
Prancer | |||
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Blitzen | ||
Comet | |||
15. |
![]() Urging them to keep reaching for that rainbow, this episode is dedicated to: |
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the National Hockey League | |||
Beer Drinkers Everywhere | |||
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the Steelworkers of America | ||
the Teamster’s Union | |||