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![]() In the spectacular Super-Barto Jackpot Lottery taking place in the Simpson dryer, Milhouse has: |
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| apple | |||
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cantaloupe | ||
| tennis ball | |||
| pink shoe | |||
| 2. |
![]() Needing money for the gas bill, the Simpsons decide to sell Grandma’s Civil War doll at an antique store names: |
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| Vintage Camp | |||
| Everybody Loves Nostalgia | |||
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Cockamamie’s | ||
| Kitsch Heaven | |||
| 3. |
![]() According to the TV crossword puzzle filled out by TV Guide, she thought: |
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Mindy lived with Mark | ||
| Starky’s partner was Hitch | |||
| Richie Cunningham’s best friend was Funzie | |||
| a word associated with Steve Austin is sex | |||
| 4. |
![]() What item of Homer’s is John, the antique store owner, revealed to be wearing? |
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| his Ayatollah Assahollah T-shirt | |||
| his Disco Stu denim jacket | |||
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his Pin Pals bowling shirt | ||
| his pink shirt that caused him to be involuntarily committed | |||
| 5. |
![]() Back at the Simpson residence, Homer and John dance (and touch buttocks) to: |
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| Le Freak, by Chic | |||
| Young Hearts Run Free by Candi Staton | |||
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I Love the Nightlife, by Alicia Bridges | ||
| Shake Your Groove Thing by Peaches & Herb | |||
| 6. |
![]() Trying to explain to Homer that John is homosexual, Marge describes him as: |
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| expressive | |||
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festive | ||
| flamboyant | |||
| theatrical | |||
| 7. |
![]() John’s car-horn plays: |
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| I Will Survive, by Gloria Gaynor | |||
| YMCA, by the Village People | |||
| No More Tears by Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer | |||
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Somewhere Over the Rainbow, by Judy Garland | ||
| 8. |
![]() What is Santa Claus called in Japan? |
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Annual Gift Man | ||
| Old Man Christmas | |||
| Cruel Grandfather Moon | |||
| Mr. Chimney Slider | |||
| 9. |
![]() John’s excuse for getting out of his afternoon with Smithers was: |
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| fixing the store | |||
| dentist visit | |||
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sick mother | ||
| jury duty | |||
| 10. |
![]() Bart’s dessert selection for the evening is: |
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| a Lil Debbie | |||
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a Snoball | ||
| a Ding Dong | |||
| a Twinkie | |||
| 11. |
![]() Apparently gays turned the navy into a floating joke and ruined all the toughest names America had, including all of the following except: |
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| Bruce | |||
| Lance | |||
| Julian | |||
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Roscoe | ||
| 12. |
![]() Moe’s car is named: |
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Betsy | ||
| Linda | |||
| Shirley | |||
| Sally | |||
| 13. |
![]() On learning that Lisa is a vegetarian, Moe asks if: |
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| he shouldn’t have served Marge free drinks all those nights she was pregnant | |||
| Bart and Lisa should be going to that fancy public school | |||
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Homer and Marge are cousins | ||
| Homer has considered military school | |||
| 14. |
![]() To make Bart into a real man, Homer takes him to a reindeer farm and urges him to kill: |
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| Rudolph | |||
| Prancer | |||
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Blitzen | ||
| Comet | |||
| 15. |
![]() Urging them to keep reaching for that rainbow, this episode is dedicated to: |
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| the National Hockey League | |||
| Beer Drinkers Everywhere | |||
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the Steelworkers of America | ||
| the Teamster’s Union | |||