Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty-five-year-old Springfieldite who has earned everything the hard way, but never let adversity get him down. What happened on his eighteenth birthday?
|he was attacked by a bald eagle|
|he was got in the way of a combine harvester|
|he was run over by a more privileged teenager|
|he was blown up in a silo explosion|
Frank Grimes, or Grimey as he likes to be called, is hired to work at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Homer is especially impressed by his:
|engraved desk set|
Lenny and Carl each have a Masters, but when Homer showed up the day they opened the plant, he didn’t even know what a _______________ was.
|nuclear pooter plant|
|nuclear panner plant|
|nuclear pepper plant|
|nuclear pizza plant|
Marge is shopping for a new licence plate, but “MARGE” is already taken. What name is available?
Meanwhile, Bart buys a factory at a tax seizure auction. What’s the address?
|28 Warehouse Road|
|31 Enterprise Street|
|19 Foundation Row|
|35 Industry Way|
Grimey thinks that Homer eats like a pig. Lenny thinks he eats more like a:
By Lenny’s count, how many times should Homer have died?
|two hundred and eight|
|three hundred and sixteen|
|four hundred and five|
|six hundred and twenty|
Grimey lives both above and below two separate:
|lawnmower repair shops|
Homer shows Grimey all of the following pictures except:
|Homer with President Ford|
|Homer receiving the key to the city|
|Homer on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins|
|Homer in outer space|
Bart and Milhouse have a meeting to discuss what to do next. What’s the answer?
|stripping out the copper wire|
|riding the desks down the stairs|
|dropping adding machines in barrels of industrial waste|
|making jet packs from the fire extinguishers|
Homer decides to become more professional at work to impress Grimey. To professionalism! What does the motivational caption on his new poster say?
|Wisdom Through Enterprise|
|Together We Can Do It|
|Mr. Good Employee|
Grimey plans to humiliate Homer by having him enter a model nuclear power plant contest. What does Homer need for the project?
|elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles|
|papier mache and silly string|
|modelling clay and bendy straws|
|beads and pipecleaners|
35 Industry Way collapses, and the newly-homeless rats migrate to:
|Springfield Elementary School|
|Springfield General Hospital|
|Springfield Retirement Castle|
Homer’s contest entry was to basically copy the plant as it is now, but he added:
|neon lights to jazz it up|
|tinted windows for privacy|
|fins to lower wind resistance|
|a nitrous oxide system to make it faster|
Grimey dies from:
|diving into a vat of toxic waste|
|exposure to the reactor core|