| 1. |
![]() Bart didn’t cut anything out of the newspaper. He’s more of a: |
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| petty vandal | |||
| swindler | |||
| blackmailer | |||
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mail tamperer | ||
| 2. |
![]() At last year’s big annual chili cook-off, Homer got drunk, naked and: |
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| on the carousel | |||
| ran into the prayer tent | |||
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into the cotton candy machine | ||
| in Lenny’s clock stall | |||
| 3. |
![]() Homer’s essential accessory for his outing to the chili cook-off is his: |
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chili boots | ||
| chili jacket | |||
| chili hat | |||
| chili pants | |||
| 4. |
![]() Smithers wouldn’t honk the honk if he couldn’t tonk the tonk. The neon lights on the back of his costume read: |
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| Born for the Saddle | |||
| Horsebreakin’ & Heartbreakin’ | |||
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Hot Nashville Nights | ||
| Rhinestone Cowboy | |||
| 5. |
![]() Homer, who thinks he’s the Pope of Chili-town, describes Moe’s chilli offering as a bland, timid entry suitable, perhaps, for: |
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| small children learning to eat solids | |||
| old people who react badly to shocks | |||
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patients recovering from surgery | ||
| tea parties for little dollies | |||
| 6. |
![]() Wiggum has added a special ingredient just for Homer – the merciless peppers of: |
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| Tetzatihuanahuacan | |||
| Tochtepeciquicuilco | |||
| Quiyaucohuatltepec | |||
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Quetzalzacatenango | ||
| 7. |
![]() The peppers are grown deep in the jungle primeval by: |
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| an underground guerrilla movement of the Yucatan | |||
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the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum | ||
| the descendants of a lost Aztec city who use it to flavour human flesh | |||
| a godless Honduran tribe that mates with jaguars | |||
| 8. |
![]() Homer had a bad chili hallucaination, and sees distorted versions of all of the following except: |
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| Mrs. Krabappel | |||
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Bumblebee Man | ||
| Barney | |||
| Jasper | |||
| 9. |
![]() In his hallucination, Homer receives a message from a tortoise. What is it? |
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| “Lay off the insanity peppers” | |||
| “Find your soulmate” | |||
| “Watch out for the ...” | |||
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“Follow the tortoise” | ||
| 10. |
![]() Homer’s spirit guide, a coyote, appears to him. Who provides the coyote’s voice? |
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| Waylon Jennings | |||
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Johnny Cash | ||
| Kris Kristofferson | |||
| Kenny Rogers | |||
| 11. |
![]() Where does Homer wake up the next morning? |
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| the playground of Springfield Elementary | |||
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a golf course | ||
| the Springfield Retirement Castle | |||
| in church | |||
| 12. |
![]() Homer apparently owns albums by all of the following except: |
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| Jim Nabors | |||
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Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass | ||
| Glen Campbell | |||
| the Doodletown Pipers | |||
| 13. |
![]() Lenny isn’t Homer’s soulmate – he’s more of a: |
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| chum | |||
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crony | ||
| acquaintance | |||
| well-wisher | |||
| 14. |
![]() Homer calls someone who is also seeking a soulmate. By what initials has he identified himself? |
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| T4M | |||
| DOM | |||
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GBM | ||
| BBC | |||
| 15. |
![]() Homer tries to find his soulmate at the lighthouse, and in a sequence of events causes a freighter to crash onto the rocks. What precious cargo is the ship carrying? |
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| denim cut-offs | |||
| culottes | |||
| bicycle shorts | |||
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hot pants | ||