1. |
Bart didn’t cut anything out of the newspaper. He’s more of a: |
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petty vandal | |||
swindler | |||
blackmailer | |||
mail tamperer | |||
2. |
At last year’s big annual chili cook-off, Homer got drunk, naked and: |
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on the carousel | |||
ran into the prayer tent | |||
into the cotton candy machine | |||
in Lenny’s clock stall | |||
3. |
Homer’s essential accessory for his outing to the chili cook-off is his: |
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chili boots | |||
chili jacket | |||
chili hat | |||
chili pants | |||
4. |
Smithers wouldn’t honk the honk if he couldn’t tonk the tonk. The neon lights on the back of his costume read: |
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Born for the Saddle | |||
Horsebreakin’ & Heartbreakin’ | |||
Hot Nashville Nights | |||
Rhinestone Cowboy | |||
5. |
Homer, who thinks he’s the Pope of Chili-town, describes Moe’s chilli offering as a bland, timid entry suitable, perhaps, for: |
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small children learning to eat solids | |||
old people who react badly to shocks | |||
patients recovering from surgery | |||
tea parties for little dollies | |||
6. |
Wiggum has added a special ingredient just for Homer – the merciless peppers of: |
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Tetzatihuanahuacan | |||
Tochtepeciquicuilco | |||
Quiyaucohuatltepec | |||
Quetzalzacatenango | |||
7. |
The peppers are grown deep in the jungle primeval by: |
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an underground guerrilla movement of the Yucatan | |||
the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum | |||
the descendants of a lost Aztec city who use it to flavour human flesh | |||
a godless Honduran tribe that mates with jaguars | |||
8. |
Homer had a bad chili hallucaination, and sees distorted versions of all of the following except: |
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Mrs. Krabappel | |||
Bumblebee Man | |||
Barney | |||
Jasper | |||
9. |
In his hallucination, Homer receives a message from a tortoise. What is it? |
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“Lay off the insanity peppers” | |||
“Find your soulmate” | |||
“Watch out for the ...” | |||
“Follow the tortoise” | |||
10. |
Homer’s spirit guide, a coyote, appears to him. Who provides the coyote’s voice? |
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Waylon Jennings | |||
Johnny Cash | |||
Kris Kristofferson | |||
Kenny Rogers | |||
11. |
Where does Homer wake up the next morning? |
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the playground of Springfield Elementary | |||
a golf course | |||
the Springfield Retirement Castle | |||
in church | |||
12. |
Homer apparently owns albums by all of the following except: |
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Jim Nabors | |||
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass | |||
Glen Campbell | |||
the Doodletown Pipers | |||
13. |
Lenny isn’t Homer’s soulmate – he’s more of a: |
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chum | |||
crony | |||
acquaintance | |||
well-wisher | |||
14. |
Homer calls someone who is also seeking a soulmate. By what initials has he identified himself? |
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T4M | |||
DOM | |||
GBM | |||
BBC | |||
15. |
Homer tries to find his soulmate at the lighthouse, and in a sequence of events causes a freighter to crash onto the rocks. What precious cargo is the ship carrying? |
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denim cut-offs | |||
culottes | |||
bicycle shorts | |||
hot pants | |||