Bart didn’t cut anything out of the newspaper. He’s more of a:
At last year’s big annual chili cook-off, Homer got drunk, naked and:
|on the carousel|
|ran into the prayer tent|
|into the cotton candy machine|
|in Lenny’s clock stall|
Homer’s essential accessory for his outing to the chili cook-off is his:
Smithers wouldn’t honk the honk if he couldn’t tonk the tonk. The neon lights on the back of his costume read:
|Born for the Saddle|
|Horsebreakin’ & Heartbreakin’|
|Hot Nashville Nights|
Homer, who thinks he’s the Pope of Chili-town, describes Moe’s chilli offering as a bland, timid entry suitable, perhaps, for:
|small children learning to eat solids|
|old people who react badly to shocks|
|patients recovering from surgery|
|tea parties for little dollies|
Wiggum has added a special ingredient just for Homer – the merciless peppers of:
The peppers are grown deep in the jungle primeval by:
|an underground guerrilla movement of the Yucatan|
|the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum|
|the descendants of a lost Aztec city who use it to flavour human flesh|
|a godless Honduran tribe that mates with jaguars|
Homer had a bad chili hallucaination, and sees distorted versions of all of the following except:
In his hallucination, Homer receives a message from a tortoise. What is it?
|“Lay off the insanity peppers”|
|“Find your soulmate”|
|“Watch out for the ...”|
|“Follow the tortoise”|
Homer’s spirit guide, a coyote, appears to him. Who provides the coyote’s voice?
Where does Homer wake up the next morning?
|the playground of Springfield Elementary|
|a golf course|
|the Springfield Retirement Castle|
Homer apparently owns albums by all of the following except:
|Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass|
|the Doodletown Pipers|
Lenny isn’t Homer’s soulmate – he’s more of a:
Homer calls someone who is also seeking a soulmate. By what initials has he identified himself?
Homer tries to find his soulmate at the lighthouse, and in a sequence of events causes a freighter to crash onto the rocks. What precious cargo is the ship carrying?