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The Simpsons are visiting a cider mill. Who won’t learn anything about apples today? People cooped up inside watching _____________, that’s who! |
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the seventh game of the World Series | |||
the NCAA Championship game | |||
the Super Bowl | |||
the Monkey Olympics | |||
2. |
Ned Flanders explains the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but where is it all flip-flopped? |
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Minnesota | |||
Maine | |||
Iowa | |||
Canada | |||
3. |
What’s the name of Burns’ old Yale roomie? |
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Biff | |||
Kipper | |||
Dink | |||
Chip | |||
4. |
Welcome to scenic Waynesport, and remember your visit with any of the following except: |
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a Mike Dukakis commemorative plate | |||
a googly-eyed rock | |||
squash candy | |||
a stretched out Pepsi bottle | |||
5. |
Of the following words, which does Marge not pronounce incorrectly? |
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escape | |||
mischevous | |||
nuclear | |||
library | |||
6. |
At which Yale landmark was Larry Burns, Mr Burns’ illegitimate son, conceived? |
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Harkness Tower | |||
the Osborn Memorial Laboratories | |||
the Peabody Museum of Natural History | |||
the Memorial Quadrangle | |||
7. |
Burns gives Larry a tour of the mansion. What play is playing in the playroom? Clue: "You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away! A man is not a piece of fruit!" |
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The Iceman Cometh | |||
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? | |||
Night of the Iguana | |||
Death of a Salesman | |||
8. |
The day Homer started working with Larry, which interesting thing did not happen to another member of the Simpson family? |
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Marge published her novel | |||
Bart acquired a diamond | |||
Lisa broke her arm | |||
Maggie won a Cutest Baby contest | |||
9. |
Larry fails his Yale application. He even spells Yale with a: |
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X | |||
drawing of a cat | |||
6 | |||
“Drinks? Who’s buying?” | |||
10. |
Yale is prepared to accept Larry, for a very generous contribution. Yale could really use: |
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a small country in the Caribbean | |||
the world’s tallest clock tower | |||
an international airport | |||
a luxury cruise ship | |||
11. |
Larry don’t get no: |
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regard | |||
respect | |||
recognition | |||
revere | |||
12. |
Larry’s great at pointing out everyone’s foibles. Everyone zings Marge hair, with all of the following except: |
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“Look at your hair! What happened? You saw yourself in the mirror?” | |||
“But seriously, I'd love to have hair like yours. I just can't get the zoning permits.” | |||
“Buckingham Palace called. They want their hat back.” | |||
“Whoa, I didn’t know Kareem Abdul Jabbar did hair!” | |||
13. |
Who stars in Too Many Grandmas? |
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Olympia Dukakis and Bo Derek | |||
Dianne Wiest and Farrah Fawcett | |||
Jessica Tandy and Lynda Carter | |||
Judy Dench and Charo | |||
14. |
What does Smithers say he will do with pleasure? |
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soothe Mr Burns’ chafing thighs | |||
hold Mr Burns’ hand for him | |||
take off Mr Burns’ belt | |||
put Larry over his knee and spank him | |||
15. |
What song does the episode close with? |
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Working for the Weekend, by Loverboy | |||
The Heart of Rock and Roll, by Huey Lewis and the News | |||
Any Way You Want It, by Journey | |||
Nothing But A Good Time, by Poison | |||