The Simpsons are visiting a cider mill. Who won’t learn anything about apples today? People cooped up inside watching _____________, that’s who!
|the seventh game of the World Series|
|the NCAA Championship game|
|the Super Bowl|
|the Monkey Olympics|
Ned Flanders explains the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but where is it all flip-flopped?
What’s the name of Burns’ old Yale roomie?
Welcome to scenic Waynesport, and remember your visit with any of the following except:
|a Mike Dukakis commemorative plate|
|a googly-eyed rock|
|a stretched out Pepsi bottle|
Of the following words, which does Marge not pronounce incorrectly?
At which Yale landmark was Larry Burns, Mr Burns’ illegitimate son, conceived?
|the Osborn Memorial Laboratories|
|the Peabody Museum of Natural History|
|the Memorial Quadrangle|
Burns gives Larry a tour of the mansion. What play is playing in the playroom? Clue: "You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away! A man is not a piece of fruit!"
|The Iceman Cometh|
|Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?|
|Night of the Iguana|
|Death of a Salesman|
The day Homer started working with Larry, which interesting thing did not happen to another member of the Simpson family?
|Marge published her novel|
|Bart acquired a diamond|
|Lisa broke her arm|
|Maggie won a Cutest Baby contest|
Larry fails his Yale application. He even spells Yale with a:
|drawing of a cat|
|“Drinks? Who’s buying?”|
Yale is prepared to accept Larry, for a very generous contribution. Yale could really use:
|a small country in the Caribbean|
|the world’s tallest clock tower|
|an international airport|
|a luxury cruise ship|
Larry don’t get no:
Larry’s great at pointing out everyone’s foibles. Everyone zings Marge hair, with all of the following except:
|“Look at your hair! What happened? You saw yourself in the mirror?”|
|“But seriously, I'd love to have hair like yours. I just can't get the zoning permits.”|
|“Buckingham Palace called. They want their hat back.”|
|“Whoa, I didn’t know Kareem Abdul Jabbar did hair!”|
Who stars in Too Many Grandmas?
|Olympia Dukakis and Bo Derek|
|Dianne Wiest and Farrah Fawcett|
|Jessica Tandy and Lynda Carter|
|Judy Dench and Charo|
What does Smithers say he will do with pleasure?
|soothe Mr Burns’ chafing thighs|
|hold Mr Burns’ hand for him|
|take off Mr Burns’ belt|
|put Larry over his knee and spank him|
What song does the episode close with?
|Working for the Weekend, by Loverboy|
|The Heart of Rock and Roll, by Huey Lewis and the News|
|Any Way You Want It, by Journey|
|Nothing But A Good Time, by Poison|