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![]() The Simpsons are visiting a cider mill. Who won’t learn anything about apples today? People cooped up inside watching _____________, that’s who! |
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the seventh game of the World Series | ||
| the NCAA Championship game | |||
| the Super Bowl | |||
| the Monkey Olympics | |||
| 2. |
![]() Ned Flanders explains the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but where is it all flip-flopped? |
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| Minnesota | |||
| Maine | |||
| Iowa | |||
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Canada | ||
| 3. |
![]() What’s the name of Burns’ old Yale roomie? |
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| Biff | |||
| Kipper | |||
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Dink | ||
| Chip | |||
| 4. |
![]() Welcome to scenic Waynesport, and remember your visit with any of the following except: |
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a Mike Dukakis commemorative plate | ||
| a googly-eyed rock | |||
| squash candy | |||
| a stretched out Pepsi bottle | |||
| 5. |
![]() Of the following words, which does Marge not pronounce incorrectly? |
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| escape | |||
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mischevous | ||
| nuclear | |||
| library | |||
| 6. |
![]() At which Yale landmark was Larry Burns, Mr Burns’ illegitimate son, conceived? |
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| Harkness Tower | |||
| the Osborn Memorial Laboratories | |||
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the Peabody Museum of Natural History | ||
| the Memorial Quadrangle | |||
| 7. |
![]() Burns gives Larry a tour of the mansion. What play is playing in the playroom? Clue: "You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away! A man is not a piece of fruit!" |
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| The Iceman Cometh | |||
| Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? | |||
| Night of the Iguana | |||
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Death of a Salesman | ||
| 8. |
![]() The day Homer started working with Larry, which interesting thing did not happen to another member of the Simpson family? |
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Marge published her novel | ||
| Bart acquired a diamond | |||
| Lisa broke her arm | |||
| Maggie won a Cutest Baby contest | |||
| 9. |
![]() Larry fails his Yale application. He even spells Yale with a: |
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| X | |||
| drawing of a cat | |||
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6 | ||
| “Drinks? Who’s buying?” | |||
| 10. |
![]() Yale is prepared to accept Larry, for a very generous contribution. Yale could really use: |
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| a small country in the Caribbean | |||
| the world’s tallest clock tower | |||
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an international airport | ||
| a luxury cruise ship | |||
| 11. |
![]() Larry don’t get no: |
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regard | ||
| respect | |||
| recognition | |||
| revere | |||
| 12. |
![]() Larry’s great at pointing out everyone’s foibles. Everyone zings Marge hair, with all of the following except: |
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| “Look at your hair! What happened? You saw yourself in the mirror?” | |||
| “But seriously, I'd love to have hair like yours. I just can't get the zoning permits.” | |||
| “Buckingham Palace called. They want their hat back.” | |||
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“Whoa, I didn’t know Kareem Abdul Jabbar did hair!” | ||
| 13. |
![]() Who stars in Too Many Grandmas? |
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Olympia Dukakis and Bo Derek | ||
| Dianne Wiest and Farrah Fawcett | |||
| Jessica Tandy and Lynda Carter | |||
| Judy Dench and Charo | |||
| 14. |
![]() What does Smithers say he will do with pleasure? |
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| soothe Mr Burns’ chafing thighs | |||
| hold Mr Burns’ hand for him | |||
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take off Mr Burns’ belt | ||
| put Larry over his knee and spank him | |||
| 15. |
![]() What song does the episode close with? |
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| Working for the Weekend, by Loverboy | |||
| The Heart of Rock and Roll, by Huey Lewis and the News | |||
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Any Way You Want It, by Journey | ||
| Nothing But A Good Time, by Poison | |||