| 1. |
![]() Smithers has never seen someone so desperate to get out of five minutes of: |
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calisthenics | ||
| aerobics | |||
| gymnastics | |||
| physical education | |||
| 2. |
![]() Homer is looking through “Am I Disabled?” Of the following disabilities, which is not mentioned? |
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| lumber lung | |||
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prospector’s fever | ||
| juggler’s despair | |||
| achy-breaky pelvis | |||
| 3. |
![]() Homer settles on developing hyper-obesity to qualify for disability. How many pounds will he have to gain to reach his target? |
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61 pounds | ||
| 71 pounds | |||
| 81 pounds | |||
| 91 pounds | |||
| 4. |
![]() Homer visits Dr. Nick for some medical advice. Which food group does not appear in Dr. Nick’s food pyramid? |
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| the Whipped group | |||
| the Congealed Group | |||
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the Artificial Sweetener Group | ||
| the Choco-Tasty Group | |||
| 5. |
![]() Bart adds his own medical advice: |
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| add bacon grease to your beer | |||
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brush your teeth with milkshakes | ||
| instead of using milk on your cereal, use frosting | |||
| make your grilled cheese with hash browns | |||
| 6. |
![]() What medical college did Dr. Nick go to? |
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| Royal Tampa Bay Academy of Doctoring | |||
| Miracle Whip Clinical School | |||
| Jane Hopkins University | |||
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Hollywood Upstairs Medical College | ||
| 7. |
![]() At Krusty Burger, Homer is sceptical about the fat content of: |
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| the Caesar salad | |||
| the tortilla wrap | |||
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the fish sandwich | ||
| the apple pie | |||
| 8. |
![]() Thanks to Maggie’s Play-Doh, Homer reaches his weight goal of 300 lbs. But thanks to the towel rack, he finds his weight is actually: |
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| 308 lbs | |||
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315 lbs | ||
| 323 lbs | |||
| 331 lbs | |||
| 9. |
![]() Homer qualifies for disability. At the opening of his remote work terminal, Burns refers to him as a: |
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| tumefaction | |||
| excrescence | |||
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gastropod | ||
| horrible gelatinous blob | |||
| 10. |
![]() Normally Homer’s crackpot schemes fizzle out as soon as: |
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he finds something good on TV | ||
| he sees what Flanders has just bought | |||
| he sees an amusing dog | |||
| there’s a sale at Lard Lad Donuts | |||
| 11. |
![]() At the Vast Waistband, Homer doesn’t want to look like a weirdo, so he selects the: |
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| poncho | |||
| belted cape | |||
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muu-muu | ||
| jumpsuit | |||
| 12. |
![]() Fill in the blanks: Homer gave up being a ___________ after Marge laughed at his _____________. |
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| magician / twirly moustache | |||
| ear, nose and throat physician / head mirror | |||
| color sports commentator / checkered sports jacket | |||
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detective / Sherlock Holmes hat | ||
| 13. |
![]() What movie, starring Faye Dunaway and Pauly Shore, does Homer want to see? |
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| Editor-in-Chimp | |||
| Look Who’s Oinking | |||
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Honk If You’re Horny | ||
| Teenage Sex Wager | |||
| 14. |
![]() There’ll be time for the frozen pudding wagon later. You still owe Burns ten: |
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| Mohawk Squats | |||
| Cherokee Lunges | |||
| Algonquin Thrusts | |||
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Iroquois Twists | ||
| 15. |
![]() Irony is: |
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| Homer being a vigorous go-getter now that he weighs 300 lbs | |||
| Homer breaking into the nuclear plant on an ice cream truck | |||
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Homer’s butt preventing the release of toxic gas | ||
| Homer being less responsible than the drinking bird | |||