Smithers has never seen someone so desperate to get out of five minutes of:
Homer is looking through “Am I Disabled?” Of the following disabilities, which is not mentioned?
Homer settles on developing hyper-obesity to qualify for disability. How many pounds will he have to gain to reach his target?
Homer visits Dr. Nick for some medical advice. Which food group does not appear in Dr. Nick’s food pyramid?
|the Whipped group|
|the Congealed Group|
|the Artificial Sweetener Group|
|the Choco-Tasty Group|
Bart adds his own medical advice:
|add bacon grease to your beer|
|brush your teeth with milkshakes|
|instead of using milk on your cereal, use frosting|
|make your grilled cheese with hash browns|
What medical college did Dr. Nick go to?
|Royal Tampa Bay Academy of Doctoring|
|Miracle Whip Clinical School|
|Jane Hopkins University|
|Hollywood Upstairs Medical College|
At Krusty Burger, Homer is sceptical about the fat content of:
|the Caesar salad|
|the tortilla wrap|
|the fish sandwich|
|the apple pie|
Thanks to Maggie’s Play-Doh, Homer reaches his weight goal of 300 lbs. But thanks to the towel rack, he finds his weight is actually:
Homer qualifies for disability. At the opening of his remote work terminal, Burns refers to him as a:
|horrible gelatinous blob|
Normally Homer’s crackpot schemes fizzle out as soon as:
|he finds something good on TV|
|he sees what Flanders has just bought|
|he sees an amusing dog|
|there’s a sale at Lard Lad Donuts|
At the Vast Waistband, Homer doesn’t want to look like a weirdo, so he selects the:
Fill in the blanks: Homer gave up being a ___________ after Marge laughed at his _____________.
|magician / twirly moustache|
|ear, nose and throat physician / head mirror|
|color sports commentator / checkered sports jacket|
|detective / Sherlock Holmes hat|
What movie, starring Faye Dunaway and Pauly Shore, does Homer want to see?
|Look Who’s Oinking|
|Honk If You’re Horny|
|Teenage Sex Wager|
There’ll be time for the frozen pudding wagon later. You still owe Burns ten:
|Homer being a vigorous go-getter now that he weighs 300 lbs|
|Homer breaking into the nuclear plant on an ice cream truck|
|Homer’s butt preventing the release of toxic gas|
|Homer being less responsible than the drinking bird|