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During highway litter collection duty, Homer goes over the falls, and breaks his arms and legs on pointy rocks. What contribution to the situation do the beavers make? |
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they swim out and save him | |||
they snatch him and take his car keys | |||
they pull him underwater and use him to plug a hole in their dam | |||
they bite him and steal his pants | |||
2. |
But wait! Homer was smart enough to fake his own death to get out of highway litter collection duty. How much did the dummy cost? |
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$300 | |||
$400 | |||
$500 | |||
$600 | |||
3. |
Patty and Selma are quick to celebrate the occasion, having saved for a tombstone since Marge’s wedding day. What does it say? |
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Homer J. Simpson: We are richer for having lost him | |||
Homer J. Simpson: May your next journey be as joyous as your time with us. | |||
Homer J. Simpson: Your presence here is a gift to the world | |||
Homer J. Simpson: Cursed forever more | |||
4. |
Homer goes to visit the stone angel where he believes his mother is buried. Who actually is buried there? |
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William S. Burroughs | |||
Woody Guthrie | |||
Walt Whitman | |||
Will Rogers | |||
5. |
Homer meets his mother, Mona, who is voiced by: |
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Meryl Streep | |||
Glenn Close | |||
Sally Field | |||
Cher | |||
6. |
Some people say Homer looks like: |
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Bob Hoskins | |||
Jim Belushi | |||
Dan Aykroyd | |||
Michael Chiklis | |||
7. |
Grampa always told Homer that his mother died while: |
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he was at the candy store | |||
on a field trip | |||
he was at the movies | |||
he was at a sleepover | |||
8. |
What happens that ruins the moment of Homer’s reunion with his mother? |
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a gopher crawls up Homer’s pants and he flings them off just as a school bus drives past | |||
Homer is panicked by a “vampire” and he crashes into a group of pall-bearers, toppling the corpse from the coffin | |||
Homer has to flee from a swarm of wasps and he runs through a funeral service | |||
a pelican lands on Homer’s head, then drops a fish in his pants | |||
9. |
Something about Mother Simpson doesn’t add up. Bart was going through her purse and found drivers licences for all of the following except: |
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Mona Stevens | |||
Maureen Steffenmeier | |||
Muddie Mae Suggens | |||
Martha Stewart | |||
10. |
Homer’s bedtime song was the jingle for: |
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Keebler Cookies | |||
Tootsie Rolls | |||
Fig Newtons | |||
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese | |||
11. |
Whose wild untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion and change to Mother Simpson? |
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Joe Namath’s | |||
Captain Beefheart’s | |||
John Lennon’s | |||
Peter Fonda’s | |||
12. |
Back in the ‘60s, Kent Brockman was reporting for Channel Six news as: |
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Kenny Broccolini | |||
Kenny Brockinski | |||
Kenny Brockalidis | |||
Kenny Brocklestein | |||
13. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? What is Homer’s answer to this eternal question? |
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“Seven!” | |||
“Nine!” | |||
“Twelve!” | |||
“Walking? Why can’t he just drive?” | |||
14. |
Smithers taped over Mr. Burns’ Ride of the Valkyries with which ABBA song? |
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Dancing Queen | |||
Take a Chance On Me | |||
Waterloo | |||
Ring Ring | |||
15. |
Who tips off Homer that the police are on their way to arrest Mona? |
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Smithers | |||
Mr. Burns | |||
Joe Friday | |||
Chief Wiggum | |||