| 1. |
Springfield was founded in 1796 by a group led by Jebediah Springfield, which left Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible. Their destination? |
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| West Babylon | |||
| Golden Calf Valley | |||
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New Sodom | ||
| Louisiana | |||
| 2. |
Complete Springfield’s town motto: “A noble spirit _____ the smallest man” |
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embiggens | ||
| elegates | |||
| imbroadens | |||
| exdenses | |||
| 3. |
What adjective applies to the word “embiggen”? |
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| accuvescent | |||
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cromulent | ||
| ordoptional | |||
| promenious | |||
| 4. |
The curator of the Springfield Historical Society, Horace Hurlbut, is voiced by: |
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| Robert Duvall | |||
| Tom Skerritt | |||
| Elliot Gould | |||
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Donald Sutherland | ||
| 5. |
Lisa discovers Jebediah Springfield’s secret confession in a: |
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| pipe | |||
| musket | |||
| coonskin hat | |||
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fife | ||
| 6. |
Jebediah was actually a murderous pirate by the name of ____________ and the half-wits of this town shall never know the truth! |
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Hans Sprungfeld | ||
| Joost Sprengfald | |||
| Jan Sprangfold | |||
| Geert Sprongfuld | |||
| 7. |
Hans Sprungfeld’s infamy will live on long after his body has succumbed to: |
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| contagious trench fever | |||
| agonising rabies | |||
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infectious diphtheria | ||
| rampant scrofula | |||
| 8. |
How did Hans Sprungfeld lose his tongue? |
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| while attacking a Dutch brigatine | |||
| sliced off by a Spanish torturer | |||
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bitten off by a Turk in a groghouse fight | ||
| eaten by a Honduran cannibal | |||
| 9. |
Betsy Ross found the white stars all right, but said she could not find all of the following except: |
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| red hearts | |||
| yellow moons | |||
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purple horseshoes | ||
| green clovers | |||
| 10. |
Hurlbut claims that Sprungfeld’s confession is just as fake as the Howard Hughes will, the Hitler Diaries and: |
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| the Utah Declaration of Independence | |||
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the Emancipation Retraction | ||
| the Canada Accession | |||
| the 19th Amendment | |||
| 11. |
Lisa does not ask for posters to be printed on what colour? |
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| canary | |||
| saffron | |||
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primrose | ||
| paella | |||
| 12. |
“A pirate? That’s hardly the image we want for ____________.” |
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Long John Silver’s | ||
| Captain Morgan | |||
| Disneyland | |||
| Pittsburgh | |||
| 13. |
What do Springfield Town Meetings usually end with? |
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| pizza | |||
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digging up a corpse | ||
| the Unholy Rite of Ashkelon | |||
| protest nudity | |||
| 14. |
What would Janey do as President? |
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| remove science from the school curriculum | |||
| get corrupted by big oil | |||
| appoint Allison Secretary of Ponies | |||
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pack the Supreme Court with boys | ||
| 15. |
Hurlbut hides Jebediah’s silver tongue in: |
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| the Gettysburg diorama | |||
| the Continental Congress diorama | |||
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the Wild West diorama | ||
| the Sioux campground diorama | |||