Springfield was founded in 1796 by a group led by Jebediah Springfield, which left Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible. Their destination?
|Golden Calf Valley|
Complete Springfield’s town motto: “A noble spirit _____ the smallest man”
What adjective applies to the word “embiggen”?
The curator of the Springfield Historical Society, Horace Hurlbut, is voiced by:
Lisa discovers Jebediah Springfield’s secret confession in a:
Jebediah was actually a murderous pirate by the name of ____________ and the half-wits of this town shall never know the truth!
Hans Sprungfeld’s infamy will live on long after his body has succumbed to:
|contagious trench fever|
How did Hans Sprungfeld lose his tongue?
|while attacking a Dutch brigatine|
|sliced off by a Spanish torturer|
|bitten off by a Turk in a groghouse fight|
|eaten by a Honduran cannibal|
Betsy Ross found the white stars all right, but said she could not find all of the following except:
Hurlbut claims that Sprungfeld’s confession is just as fake as the Howard Hughes will, the Hitler Diaries and:
|the Utah Declaration of Independence|
|the Emancipation Retraction|
|the Canada Accession|
|the 19th Amendment|
Lisa does not ask for posters to be printed on what colour?
“A pirate? That’s hardly the image we want for ____________.”
|Long John Silver’s|
What do Springfield Town Meetings usually end with?
|digging up a corpse|
|the Unholy Rite of Ashkelon|
What would Janey do as President?
|remove science from the school curriculum|
|get corrupted by big oil|
|appoint Allison Secretary of Ponies|
|pack the Supreme Court with boys|
Hurlbut hides Jebediah’s silver tongue in:
|the Gettysburg diorama|
|the Continental Congress diorama|
|the Wild West diorama|
|the Sioux campground diorama|