1. |
Springfield was founded in 1796 by a group led by Jebediah Springfield, which left Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible. Their destination? |
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West Babylon | |||
Golden Calf Valley | |||
New Sodom | |||
Louisiana | |||
2. |
Complete Springfield’s town motto: “A noble spirit _____ the smallest man” |
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embiggens | |||
elegates | |||
imbroadens | |||
exdenses | |||
3. |
What adjective applies to the word “embiggen”? |
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accuvescent | |||
cromulent | |||
ordoptional | |||
promenious | |||
4. |
The curator of the Springfield Historical Society, Horace Hurlbut, is voiced by: |
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Robert Duvall | |||
Tom Skerritt | |||
Elliot Gould | |||
Donald Sutherland | |||
5. |
Lisa discovers Jebediah Springfield’s secret confession in a: |
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pipe | |||
musket | |||
coonskin hat | |||
fife | |||
6. |
Jebediah was actually a murderous pirate by the name of ____________ and the half-wits of this town shall never know the truth! |
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Hans Sprungfeld | |||
Joost Sprengfald | |||
Jan Sprangfold | |||
Geert Sprongfuld | |||
7. |
Hans Sprungfeld’s infamy will live on long after his body has succumbed to: |
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contagious trench fever | |||
agonising rabies | |||
infectious diphtheria | |||
rampant scrofula | |||
8. |
How did Hans Sprungfeld lose his tongue? |
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while attacking a Dutch brigatine | |||
sliced off by a Spanish torturer | |||
bitten off by a Turk in a groghouse fight | |||
eaten by a Honduran cannibal | |||
9. |
Betsy Ross found the white stars all right, but said she could not find all of the following except: |
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red hearts | |||
yellow moons | |||
purple horseshoes | |||
green clovers | |||
10. |
Hurlbut claims that Sprungfeld’s confession is just as fake as the Howard Hughes will, the Hitler Diaries and: |
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the Utah Declaration of Independence | |||
the Emancipation Retraction | |||
the Canada Accession | |||
the 19th Amendment | |||
11. |
Lisa does not ask for posters to be printed on what colour? |
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canary | |||
saffron | |||
primrose | |||
paella | |||
12. |
“A pirate? That’s hardly the image we want for ____________.” |
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Long John Silver’s | |||
Captain Morgan | |||
Disneyland | |||
Pittsburgh | |||
13. |
What do Springfield Town Meetings usually end with? |
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pizza | |||
digging up a corpse | |||
the Unholy Rite of Ashkelon | |||
protest nudity | |||
14. |
What would Janey do as President? |
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remove science from the school curriculum | |||
get corrupted by big oil | |||
appoint Allison Secretary of Ponies | |||
pack the Supreme Court with boys | |||
15. |
Hurlbut hides Jebediah’s silver tongue in: |
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the Gettysburg diorama | |||
the Continental Congress diorama | |||
the Wild West diorama | |||
the Sioux campground diorama | |||