It’s class photo day, and Bart wants to celebrate the occasion by wearing:
|a Mandinka mohawk|
What alias does Homer use when visiting Springfield Bentley?
Bart got head lice thanks to the poor quality controls in place at:
|Bed, Bath and Beyond|
|Crate & Barrel|
What babies need the most attention?
The Simpson kids are taken by Springfield Children’s Protection Agency to live with their new family, the Flandereses! They help produce the Flanders press, with the following headline – “Extra Extra ___________”
|Rod Needs Diapers|
|Crap On This|
Things are different at the Flanders’ place. For instance, nachos Flanders-style are made from:
|cucumber and cottage cheese|
|non-salt saltines and yoghurt|
|buckwheat crisps and cheese paste|
|celery and tapioca|
Bart and Lisa introduce Rod and Todd to Itchy and Scratchy. Flanders explains that the red stuff coming out of kitty’s ears is:
From the Simpsons residence, Homer thinks he can see Lisa – but it might be:
What flavour of non-fat ice milk does Rod want?
Bart and Lisa reminisce about their days back with Homer and Marge. What does Bart remember?
|Mom only dragging him to church on Sundays|
|Mom getting our favourite TV show banned|
|Mom microwaving their underwear on cold days|
|Mom spraying smiley faces on crackers with Cheez Whiz|
What say we let our hair down and play Bombardment? Of Bible questions! Which version shall it be?
|the King James Version|
|the Vulgate of St Jerome|
|the Family Gnostic Bible|
|the Hebrew National Bible|
Everyone graduates from “Family Skills” except Marge, who tests positive for:
|crystal meth and mescaline|
|crack and PCP|
|LSD and angel dust|
|amyl nitrate and mushrooms|
What are described as being pretty much all the same?
|children, even the Asian ones|
|high school educations|
|junk food, soda and cocaine|
|the major religions|
After Homer takes a baptismal for Bart, he feels like:
|St Ambrose of Milan|
|St Andrew the Apostle|
|St Augustine of Hippo|
|St Anthony of the Desert|
Re-united, the Simpsons share a good old laugh at:
|Ol’ Spanner Set Ned|
|Ol’ Painty-Can Ned|
|Ol’ Yard Tool Ned|
|Ol’ Jam-Makin’ Ned|