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![]() It’s class photo day, and Bart wants to celebrate the occasion by wearing: |
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| a moustache | |||
| a monocle | |||
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Dracula fangs | ||
| a Mandinka mohawk | |||
| 2. |
![]() What alias does Homer use when visiting Springfield Bentley? |
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Count Homer | ||
| Earl Homer | |||
| Baron Homer | |||
| Don Homer | |||
| 3. |
![]() Bart got head lice thanks to the poor quality controls in place at: |
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| Bed, Bath and Beyond | |||
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Pier 1 | ||
| Crate & Barrel | |||
| Pottery Barn | |||
| 4. |
![]() What babies need the most attention? |
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| neglected babies | |||
| cry-babies | |||
| spoilt babies | |||
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stupid babies | ||
| 5. |
![]() The Simpson kids are taken by Springfield Children’s Protection Agency to live with their new family, the Flandereses! They help produce the Flanders press, with the following headline – “Extra Extra ___________” |
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| This Blows | |||
| Rod Needs Diapers | |||
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Todd Smells | ||
| Crap On This | |||
| 6. |
![]() Things are different at the Flanders’ place. For instance, nachos Flanders-style are made from: |
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cucumber and cottage cheese | ||
| non-salt saltines and yoghurt | |||
| buckwheat crisps and cheese paste | |||
| celery and tapioca | |||
| 7. |
![]() Bart and Lisa introduce Rod and Todd to Itchy and Scratchy. Flanders explains that the red stuff coming out of kitty’s ears is: |
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| home-made ketchup | |||
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raspberry jam | ||
| strawberry Jell-O | |||
| liquefied brains | |||
| 8. |
![]() From the Simpsons residence, Homer thinks he can see Lisa – but it might be: |
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| a cactus | |||
| a hat-rack | |||
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a starfish | ||
| Liza Minelli | |||
| 9. |
![]() What flavour of non-fat ice milk does Rod want? |
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| carob chip | |||
| soy cream | |||
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wintergreen | ||
| unflavoured | |||
| 10. |
![]() Bart and Lisa reminisce about their days back with Homer and Marge. What does Bart remember? |
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| Mom only dragging him to church on Sundays | |||
| Mom getting our favourite TV show banned | |||
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Mom microwaving their underwear on cold days | ||
| Mom spraying smiley faces on crackers with Cheez Whiz | |||
| 11. |
![]() What say we let our hair down and play Bombardment? Of Bible questions! Which version shall it be? |
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| the King James Version | |||
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the Vulgate of St Jerome | ||
| the Family Gnostic Bible | |||
| the Hebrew National Bible | |||
| 12. |
![]() Everyone graduates from “Family Skills” except Marge, who tests positive for: |
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| crystal meth and mescaline | |||
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crack and PCP | ||
| LSD and angel dust | |||
| amyl nitrate and mushrooms | |||
| 13. |
![]() What are described as being pretty much all the same? |
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| children, even the Asian ones | |||
| high school educations | |||
| junk food, soda and cocaine | |||
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the major religions | ||
| 14. |
![]() After Homer takes a baptismal for Bart, he feels like: |
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| St Ambrose of Milan | |||
| St Andrew the Apostle | |||
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St Augustine of Hippo | ||
| St Anthony of the Desert | |||
| 15. |
![]() Re-united, the Simpsons share a good old laugh at: |
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| Ol’ Spanner Set Ned | |||
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Ol’ Painty-Can Ned | ||
| Ol’ Yard Tool Ned | |||
| Ol’ Jam-Makin’ Ned | |||