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How does Andy get to work in the morning?
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He hitches a ride on a school bus.
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He drives his Yugo.
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He rides his bike.
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He walks four miles.
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2.
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Andy works at the electronics store Smart Tech. What is his job description?
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DVD player sales
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Stock manager
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Janitor
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Floor manager
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3.
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Talking to his coworker Cal, what does Andy say was his big event of the past weekend?
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He went to an all-day Star Trek movie marathon. Both days.
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He catalogued all of his 357 vintage action figures.
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He won an autographed DVD set of Freaks and Geeks on Ebay.
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He spent three hours making egg salad and then didn't eat it.
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4.
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What music DVD is playing non-stop on the store tvs?
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Michael McDonald
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Aaron Neville
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Michael Bolton
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Kenny G
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5.
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While playing poker, Andy outs himself as a virgin when he says a breast feels like:
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A waterbed pillow.
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A marshmallow.
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A bag of sand.
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A Super Happy Fun Ball.
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6.
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Everywhere he looks, something makes Andy think of sex. What's the name of the perfume advertised on buses and billboards?
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Explosion
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Endurance
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Eruption
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Elation
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7.
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Actress Leslie Mann (wife of director Apatow) plays a bachelorette partier who drives Andy home. What device does she have in her car?
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Breast pump
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Vibrator
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CB radio
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Breathalyzer
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8.
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Andy first meets Trish when she comes to Smart Tech to buy a:
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VCR
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Cell phone
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Car stereo
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Boom box
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9.
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What is the name of Trish's store?
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You Ship It Yourself
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We Sell Your Stuff on Ebay
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I Walk Your Dog While You Work
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These Pots Don't Paint Themselves
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10.
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What sort of grooming does Jay convince Andy get to make himself more attractive?
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Pedicure
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Day Spa Mud Mask
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Chest Waxing
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Extreme Teeth Whitening
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11.
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What framed band poster does Andy have in his apartment?
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Journey
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Toto
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Asia
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Spinal Tap
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12.
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Cal encourages Andy to go after Beth. She works in a:
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Bookstore
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Coffee shop
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Bar
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Cycling shop
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13.
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When Andy calls Trish for the first time, he gets nervous and instead disguises himself as:
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Her ex-boyfriend
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A long distance provider
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Her landlord
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A telemarketer
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14.
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Andy tries watching "Space Nuts" from David's big box of porn but gives up and watches ______ instead.
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The Dating Game
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Survivor
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The Larry Sanders Show
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Everybody Loves Raymond
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15.
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Which television actress plays Amy, Paul Rudd's ex of two years, when he bumps into her at the Date-A-Palooza?
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Mary Lynn Rajskub
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Mindy Kaling
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Evangeline Lilly
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Emily Procter
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16.
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While observing Andy arguing with his coworkers, Beth describes him as looking just like:
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Tom Cruise
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Luke Wilson
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Ben Stiller
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Ben Affleck
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17.
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What action figure prompts Cal to say "Is that _____? Why do you have that?"
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Peter Parker's aunt
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The Six Million Dollar Man's boss
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Jimmy Olsen
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Smurfette
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18.
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You know how I know you're gay? All but one of the following:
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You buy your boyfriend meaningful gifts.
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You like Coldplay.
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You like the movie Maid in Manhattan.
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You macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
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19.
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Where do Andy and Trish go for their first date?
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A Japanese steak house
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An Irish pub
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A pizzeria
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Her house
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20.
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Back at Trish's after dinner, things get hot and heavy. What prevents them from having sex?
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Andy finishes before Trish starts
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Trish's daughter walks in
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Andy accidentally gives Trish a bloody nose
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Trish falls asleep
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21.
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Andy's boss isn't exactly subtle in offering to help him. Who does she recall her first time was with?
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Her Honduran paper boy
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Her Salvadoran nanny
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Her Mexican pool boy
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Her Guatemalan gardener
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22.
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How many dates do Andy and Trish agree to go on before they'll have sex?
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3
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10
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20
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50
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23.
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On the 20th date, Trish throws herself at Andy but they still don't have sex. Why?
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Andy broke all her condoms
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Andy says Beth's name out loud
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Andy counts it as date number 18
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Andy freaks out about his toy boxes
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24.
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Andy comes home with Beth, who jumps into a bubble bath. The guys appear. Who ends up in the bath with Beth?
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Cal
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Jay
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David
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Andy
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25.
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What song does the cast sing over the closing credits?
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I'm Into Something Good
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I Think I Love You
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Aquarius
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More Than A Woman
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