Austin’s honeymoon is interrupted by the shocking discovery that Vanessa is a fembot! What gives it away?
|machine gun jubblies|
|machine gun norks|
|machine gun knockers|
|machine gun dirty pillows|
Austin’s favourite movie is on! What is it? (Hint: It’s also where he gets his ring tone from)
|A Man Called Dagger|
|In Like Flint|
|Hot Enough for June|
Austin can’t believe that Vanessa, his bride his one true love, the woman who taught him the monotony of monogamy was a fembot. Of the following, what does not block the view of Austin’s meat and two veg during the subsequent nude rampage?
|a hand mirror|
|an asparagus spear|
The opening dance sequence features an homage to:
|Saturday Night Fever|
|Singing In The Rain|
Dr Evil has returned to Earth, and doing a guest appearance on:
|The Rosie O’Donnell Show|
Austin goes on a photo shoot with one of Dr Evil’s assassins. What’s her name?
Dr. Evil’s secret headquarters are located in
Frau Farbissima has come to embrace the love that dare not speak its name. She introduces her lover who she met on the LPGA Tour:
While Dr Evil was frozen, Number Two and Frau Farbissima began a program to clone him. The result is identical in every way except ________ the size.
Dr Evil and Scott Evil re-do the “shh!” gag from the first Austin Powers movie, except what phrase does Dr Evil use this time?
|“Shut yer pie hole!”|
Dr Evil and Mini-Me travel back in time to 1969, where they are met by the young Number Two, played by:
Dr Evil’s agent Fat Bastard is assigned to infiltrate the Ministry of Defence and steal Austin Powers’:
Austin arrives back at his pad in 1969 to the sound of:
|Time of the Season, by the Zombies|
|Secret Agent Man, by Johnny Rivers|
|Magic Carpet Ride, by Steppenwolf|
|Foxey Lady, by Jimi Hendrix|
Austin meets CIA agent Felicity Shagwell, who saves him from another one of Dr Evil’s assassins, Robin Sptiz, maiden name Swallows. Spitz (or Swallows) survives all of the following events, which do not include:
|falling from a very tall building|
|being shot with a bazooka|
|being run over by a car|
|is deathly terrified of butterflies|
|breaks his spine, but it’s all right, he can move by dragging himself with his lips|
|can’t stand to be asked the same question three times|
|has a secret crush on Austin Powers and has stink-breath|
Which restaurant chain’s advertising jingle does Fat Bastard sing as part of his request to eat Mini-Me?
Dr Evil and Frau Farbissima share a night of illicit passion (and spoiler! conceive Scott Evil). What does Dr Evil promise her?
|that he will turn the lights off|
|that it won’t get weird|
|that he’ll think of her while he does it|
|that he is on the pill|
Burt Bacharach is back, to sing “I’ll Never Fall In Love Again” for Austin and Felicity, and this time he’s brought a special guest. Who is it?
Dr Evil has a plan to turn the Moon into a giant “Death Star” by installing a giant laser. He calls this:
|The Murray Head Enterprise|
|Codename: Thompson Twins|
|The Alan Parsons Project|
|Operation Wang Chung|
Fat Bastard crapped out the homing device Felicity planted on him and Austin mistakes the resulting stool sample for:
It’s still 1969, and the President of the United States bears a striking resemblance to:
Dr Evil entertains his henchmen with a rendition of:
|My Heart Will Go On, by Celine Dion|
|Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer|
|One of Us, by Joan Osborne|
|Un-Break My Heart, by Toni Braxton|
Austin and Felicity arrive at Dr Evil’s secret volcano lair, but are spotted by Dr Evil’s guards, who appear to see Felicity pull all of the following out of Austin’s bottom except:
|a knotted rope|
|a tennis racket|
Dr Evil blasts off to the moon in a rocket, which is witnessed by which celebrity?
After Felicity lures Dr Evil’s anonymous henchman into the lava pit, Austin tries out all of the following jokes except:
|“That’s going out in a blaze of glory!”|
|“What a burn!”|
|“That sort of thing could get a man fired!”|
|“I think he was hot for you?”|
Austin arrives at Dr Evil’s moon base. Who rescues Austin’s mojo?
|Austin from 10 minutes ago|
|no one – he had it all along!|
Felicity decides to come with Austin to the 90s after Austin tells her all that happened in 70s and 80s was:
|flared trousers and transsexual singers|
|nostalgia for the fifties and enormous hair|
|a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls|
|Vietnam, and films about Vietnam|
Fat Bastard ambushes Austin and Felicity. His disguise is:
|an Avon lady|
|a package deliverer|
|a Jehovah’s Witness|
They didn’t get Dr Evil – he got away in that big spaceship, which was witnessed by:
|Dick Van Dyke|
Bonus Question: The image of a villain about to attack reflected in a woman’s eye is an homage to which James Bond film?
|You Only Live Twice|
|From Russia With Love|